Ottensen said:

Her body is insane!

I used to think Halle Berry had the cutest lil' body in black Hollywood, but looks like Paula is the new sherriff in town.

Halle's body is fab but Paula looks more grown up to me. Halle still has that kind of late teen figure (with the exception of her boobs which look to be heading south). Paula's body is more athletic and like those of women who model Fredericks' of Hollywood.

ScarletScandal said:

Pr1nceQuik said:

Was your asshole bleeding afterwards?

I fucked HIM! lol

I fucked him for 5 and a half hours. He was complaining saying his ass was gonna be black and blue, and that his boyfriend is gonna be able to tell that someone else was fucking him, because he said I opened him up

One cough and his boyfriend gonna know somebody else been parking their limo in his garage. Scarlet youza bad bad bad man. He could always lie and say he spent the night in jail.

HotGritz said:

ScarletScandal said:

I fucked HIM! lol

I fucked him for 5 and a half hours. He was complaining saying his ass was gonna be black and blue, and that his boyfriend is gonna be able to tell that someone else was fucking him, because he said I opened him up

One cough and his boyfriend gonna know somebody else been parking their limo in his garage. Scarlet youza bad bad bad man. He could always lie and say he spent the night in jail.

Lol! How am I the bad one? He's the one who's cheating!

NDRU said:

John McEnroe almost took my sandwich once

Mark Knopfler told my friend to get off the gym equipment!

ScarletScandal said:

HotGritz said:

One cough and his boyfriend gonna know somebody else been parking their limo in his garage. Scarlet youza bad bad bad man. He could always lie and say he spent the night in jail.

Lol! How am I the bad one? He's the one who's cheating!

You seduced him. He couldn't help himself. He was minding his own business bumping and curling and here you come. Poor fella didn't stand a chance.

what's the etiquette here?.....do you send him flowers and a thank you for a good time note, or does he send them to you?

will there be more dates, or was this just a need to fuck for five hours kinda date?

who is paula patton? she an ORGer??

Deadcake said:

NDRU said:

John McEnroe almost took my sandwich once

Mark Knopfler told my friend to get off the gym equipment!

My buddy bought a keyboard owned by Night Ranger!

XxAxX said:

who is paula patton? she an ORGer??

great niece to General George Patton

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

who is paula patton? she an ORGer??

great niece to General George Patton

i THOUGHT the name sounded familiar

you ever wonder if the general ever fucked his great niece's hairdresser too?

XxAxX said:

BlackAdder7 said:

great niece to General George Patton

i THOUGHT the name sounded familiar

she's going to play Ms. Pacman in her next movie. its a romcom

NDRU said:

Deadcake said:

Mark Knopfler told my friend to get off the gym equipment!

My buddy bought a keyboard owned by Night Ranger!

I don't know them isn't Rodeoshro in that band?

BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

i THOUGHT the name sounded familiar

she's going to play Ms. Pacman in her next movie. its a romcom

that sounds delightful :teafinger:

Deadcake said:

NDRU said:

My buddy bought a keyboard owned by Night Ranger!

I don't know them isn't Rodeoshro in that band?

HotGritz said:

ScarletScandal said:

Lol! How am I the bad one? He's the one who's cheating!

You seduced him. He couldn't help himself. He was minding his own business bumping and curling and here you come. Poor fella didn't stand a chance.

It's not my fault he couldn't resist the Chocolate Tempest! And oh Lord...my husband is a hair stylist too...how do I keep meeting them???

I got Dr. Joyce Brother's autograph when I was 6.

BlackAdder7 said:

what's the etiquette here?.....do you send him flowers and a thank you for a good time note, or does he send them to you?

will there be more dates, or was this just a need to fuck for five hours kinda date?

Nope, but he's more than welcome to send me a bouquet of Lamborghinis

kimrachell said:

That's him! And that's the picture he had in his house

ScarletScandal said:

kimrachell said:

That's him! And that's the picture he had in his house

omg! i didn't know who the guy was, just found a photo of her.

kimrachell said:

ScarletScandal said:

That's him! And that's the picture he had in his house

omg! i didn't know who the guy was, just found a photo of her.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Can you hook me up with some product for frizz???

Best thread ever!!!!

ScarletScandal said:

retina said:

Paula Patton was super hot in Mission Impossible. And you got to touch someone who has touched her hair!

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Lol I didn't even know who the guy was at first! He contacted me on a hook up website, and he picked me up. We went to his place in the Hollywood Hills. At his house, he had pictures of him and Paula. I didn't recognize her at first, and I thought to myself "Great...ANOTHER married guy.." but then I looked again, and I was all like "OH SHIT!! That's the teacher from Precious!!" and in one of his rooms, he had a huge movie poster of Jumping the Broom, which Paula was in, and she autographed it and it said something like "you always make my hair look so fucking good!!" and he also had pictures of models and celebrities that he's photographed over the years. The whole time I was there he was playing Robin Thicke c.d.'s (bleh), because he's really close with them. He had a photo album on his coffee table, and he had pictures of him, Paula and Tom Cruise, because he went on a world tour with them to promote MI3. He said he wants to "keep me"

prodigalfan said:

ScarletScandal said:

Lol I didn't even know who the guy was at first! He contacted me on a hook up website, and he picked me up. We went to his place in the Hollywood Hills. At his house, he had pictures of him and Paula. I didn't recognize her at first, and I thought to myself "Great...ANOTHER married guy.." but then I looked again, and I was all like "OH SHIT!! That's the teacher from Precious!!" and in one of his rooms, he had a huge movie poster of Jumping the Broom, which Paula was in, and she autographed it and it said something like "you always make my hair look so fucking good!!" and he also had pictures of models and celebrities that he's photographed over the years. The whole time I was there he was playing Robin Thicke c.d.'s (bleh), because he's really close with them. He had a photo album on his coffee table, and he had pictures of him, Paula and Tom Cruise, because he went on a world tour with them to promote MI3. He said he wants to "keep me"

Chile if you find him sexy, there are worst things you could do. But if you do, you gotta be more discreet.

Aww no. Fuck that shit. I'm tired of guys wanting me to be discreet. Dress in all black like a fucking ninja and meet them on the back porch at 3 in the morning with a password and all that bull shit.

Lawd this thread.

ScarletScandal said:

prodigalfan said:

Chile if you find him sexy, there are worst things you could do. But if you do, you gotta be more discreet.

Aww no. Fuck that shit. I'm tired of guys wanting me to be discreet. Dress in all black like a fucking ninja and meet them on the back porch at 3 in the morning with a password and all that bull shit.

ScarletScandal said:

kimrachell said:

That's him! And that's the picture he had in his house

Oh snap!

prodigalfan said:

ScarletScandal said:

Aww no. Fuck that shit. I'm tired of guys wanting me to be discreet. Dress in all black like a fucking ninja and meet them on the back porch at 3 in the morning with a password and all that bull shit.

no, not discreet about you being his object of desire... I mean spilling the tea on internet about his famous clients. That is how he (and you get all the money to have fun with.) Don't fuck with the money.

Lol he doesn't care.