...that what you have on is a liiiiiiittle low cut for the office.

Thank goodness I wore a scarf I could re-tie.

Genesia said:

...that what you have on is a liiiiiiittle low cut for the office.

Thank goodness I wore a scarf I could re-tie.

yep..but mine regards my backside..no cleavage here

Once or twice...but then all I do is button up that second-to-top button on the dress shirt so that I don't look like a Disco dude showing off chest hair.

I went to work wearing a silk pantsuit, the matching blouse was a button front longer tunic. The silk was sorta stretchy and a heavier weave and my dumb behind decided to wear a sheer bra that day and my nipples were beaming through the fabric.

It was the summer and my necklace didn't supply enough of a distraction from the raisins on my lumps.

So I went to the bathroom and stuck two bandaids on each nipple because we were out of cotton.

It didn't work too well and sadly the bandaids stuck to my skin and peeling them off left cross patterned scarlike scratches on each boob. Took weeks for those marks to fade.

Never again! Damn boobs.

paintedlady said:

I went to work wearing a silk pantsuit, the matching blouse was a button front longer tunic. The silk was sorta stretchy and a heavier weave and my dumb behind decided to wear a sheer bra that day and my nipples were beaming through the fabric.

It was the summer and my necklace didn't supply enough of a distraction from the raisins on my lumps.

So I went to the bathroom and stuck two bandaids on each nipple because we were out of cotton.

It didn't work too well and sadly the bandaids stuck to my skin and peeling them off left cross patterned scarlike scratches on each boob. Took weeks for those marks to fade.

Never again! Damn boobs.

paintedlady said:

I went to work wearing a silk pantsuit, the matching blouse was a button front longer tunic. The silk was sorta stretchy and a heavier weave and my dumb behind decided to wear a sheer bra that day and my nipples were beaming through the fabric.

It was the summer and my necklace didn't supply enough of a distraction from the raisins on my lumps.

So I went to the bathroom and stuck two bandaids on each nipple because we were out of cotton.

It didn't work too well and sadly the bandaids stuck to my skin and peeling them off left cross patterned scarlike scratches on each boob. Took weeks for those marks to fade.

Never again! Damn boobs.

You win.

...now how can we turn this into a photowhore thread...

I have gotten to work and realized that the new dress which looked fine in my bedroom mirror was completely see-through under the fluorescent bulbs and sunshine from the large windows of my workplace. I had, of course, chosen to wear thong panties that day.

I had no car and my home was two bus rides away, so running home to change wasn't an option. I borrowed an ugly sweater from a coworker and stayed at my desk all day.

paintedlady said:

the raisins on my lumps

That there is downright blasphemy! Things of beauty should get the respect they deserve. lol

paintedlady said:

I went to work wearing a silk pantsuit, the matching blouse was a button front longer tunic. The silk was sorta stretchy and a heavier weave and my dumb behind decided to wear a sheer bra that day and my nipples were beaming through the fabric.

It was the summer and my necklace didn't supply enough of a distraction from the raisins on my lumps.

So I went to the bathroom and stuck two bandaids on each nipple because we were out of cotton.

It didn't work too well and sadly the bandaids stuck to my skin and peeling them off left cross patterned scarlike scratches on each boob. Took weeks for those marks to fade.

Never again! Damn boobs.

Vitamin E mixed with almond oil works wonders! Been there, sister!

I came in this thread to talk about the fact that having small bakery cake boobs, I made the mistake of thinking I could continue to go bral-ess at my age, but for some reason this year I have nipples that refuse not to salute the sun . I rarely go low-cut, but my Raisinettes won't cut me a break for nuthin' . I have to strap the Hostess Cup Cakes in whenever I leave the house now so people won't be attacked by nippleage

Hostess Cupcakes =

Raisinets!!! =

retina said:

paintedlady said:

the raisins on my lumps

That there is downright blasphemy! Things of beauty should get the respect they deserve. lol

I seriously was smuggling two raisins in my blouse that day...

oh, and punkmistress wins by a thong!

PunkMistress said:

Hostess Cupcakes =

Raisinets!!! =

OMG!!! I am dying at Ottie's post.

Compared to all y'all's tales, my slight extra cleavage is a nonstory.

Genesia said:

Compared to all y'all's tales, my slight extra cleavage is a nonstory.

You knew who you were bringing this to!

PunkMistress said:

Genesia said:

Compared to all y'all's tales, my slight extra cleavage is a nonstory.

You knew who you were bringing this to!

This is true.

!!!

Genesia said:

Compared to all y'all's tales, my slight extra cleavage is a nonstory.

cameraphone + photobucket = validation

I forgot to wear a bra to school one day... Catholic School...We had to wear white cotton button down shirts... I borrowed a sweater..

I haven't had any wardrobe malfunctions for a while. Which is odd for me.

A friend recently got out of her car and as she slammed the door she managed to somehow jam the back-pocket of her jeans and ripped the ass clean out of them

She had to get back into her car and drive home.

PunkMistress said:

I have gotten to work and realized that the new dress which looked fine in my bedroom mirror was completely see-through under the fluorescent bulbs and sunshine from the large windows of my workplace. I had, of course, chosen to wear thong panties that day.

I had no car and my home was two bus rides away, so running home to change wasn't an option. I borrowed an ugly sweater from a coworker and stayed at my desk all day.

This happened to a coworker in my office. I suggested to another female coworker that maybe someone should tell her because she obviously didn't know. But the coworker I told couldn't bring herself to tell my other coworker so she walked around with her dark thong visible through her skirt all day. And it was also summer so I imagine everyone during her commute home got an eyeful too.

Lisa10 said:

I haven't had any wardrobe malfunctions for a while. Which is odd for me.

A friend recently got out of her car and as she slammed the door she managed to somehow jam the back-pocket of her jeans and ripped the ass clean out of them

She had to get back into her car and drive home.

BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAHHAAA!!!

:cough:

OMG!

I also had an "incident" involving a white bathing suit, that became see thru when wet at a very public pool... White just isnt a good color for me...

I haven't had the see-through or cut too low issue, but I've gone to work with a sock or drier sheet stuck in a pant leg and it fell out during the day and I've gotten all the way to work before and realized either my shirt or my pants were on inside-out.

tinaz said:

I also had an "incident" involving a white bathing suit, that became see thru when wet at a very public pool... White just isnt a good color for me...

Okay, true story...

A few years ago, the company I work for made a bikini out of a fabric that had severe problems - as in, it would lose its elasticity if it got wet. The swimwear designer actually asked me if I could put in copy that the suit should not be worn in water! Yeah, right - like I wasn't going to bubble that up and fight for the suit to be dropped. (Can you imagine some poor customer losing her swimsuit?)

When I told my art director that the swim group wanted to sell a suit that couldn't get wet because it would disintegrate, she said, "What the heck is it made of - fruit roll-ups?!"

Genesia said:

tinaz said:

I also had an "incident" involving a white bathing suit, that became see thru when wet at a very public pool... White just isnt a good color for me...

Okay, true story...

A few years ago, the company I work for made a bikini out of a fabric that had severe problems - as in, it would lose its elasticity if it got wet. The swimwear designer actually asked me if I could put in copy that the suit should not be worn in water! Yeah, right - like I wasn't going to bubble that up and fight for the suit to be dropped. (Can you imagine some poor customer losing her swimsuit?)

When I told my art director that the swim group wanted to sell a suit that couldn't get wet because it would disintegrate, she said, "What the heck is it made of - fruit roll-ups?!"

I cant believe they wanted to market it like that!! Tell me it wasnt crochet... I had one of those as well.. ANOTHER not so pretty incident...

tinaz said:

Genesia said:

Okay, true story...

A few years ago, the company I work for made a bikini out of a fabric that had severe problems - as in, it would lose its elasticity if it got wet. The swimwear designer actually asked me if I could put in copy that the suit should not be worn in water! Yeah, right - like I wasn't going to bubble that up and fight for the suit to be dropped. (Can you imagine some poor customer losing her swimsuit?)

When I told my art director that the swim group wanted to sell a suit that couldn't get wet because it would disintegrate, she said, "What the heck is it made of - fruit roll-ups?!"

I cant believe they wanted to market it like that!! Tell me it wasnt crochet... I had one of those as well.. ANOTHER not so pretty incident...

No, it wasn't crochet. But we did have a bikini made out of terry cloth once. (Not the cotton kind, but a stretchy, polyester-y kind.) It was awful.

About that one, I said to the swimwear team, "And how is this not going to feel like a wet diaper? "

I make lots of friends at work.

tinaz said:

Genesia said:

Okay, true story...

A few years ago, the company I work for made a bikini out of a fabric that had severe problems - as in, it would lose its elasticity if it got wet. The swimwear designer actually asked me if I could put in copy that the suit should not be worn in water! Yeah, right - like I wasn't going to bubble that up and fight for the suit to be dropped. (Can you imagine some poor customer losing her swimsuit?)

When I told my art director that the swim group wanted to sell a suit that couldn't get wet because it would disintegrate, she said, "What the heck is it made of - fruit roll-ups?!"

I cant believe they wanted to market it like that!! Tell me it wasnt crochet... I had one of those as well.. ANOTHER not so pretty incident...

It could of been one of those "no tan line" suits that allows the sun to seep through the suit.

My aunt had one, she said never again and begged me not to get one but she wouldn't elaborate as why she didn't like that suit.

Genesia said:

tinaz said:

I cant believe they wanted to market it like that!! Tell me it wasnt crochet... I had one of those as well.. ANOTHER not so pretty incident...

No, it wasn't crochet. But we did have a bikini made out of terry cloth once. (Not the cotton kind, but a stretchy, polyester-y kind.) It was awful.

About that one, I said to the swimwear team, "And how is this not going to feel like a wet diaper? "

I make lots of friends at work.

I LOVE IT!!

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

I cant believe they wanted to market it like that!! Tell me it wasnt crochet... I had one of those as well.. ANOTHER not so pretty incident...

It could of been one of those "no tan line" suits that allows the sun to seep through the suit.

My aunt had one, she said never again and begged me not to get one but she wouldn't elaborate as why she didn't like that suit.

I vaguely remember those...