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You know you're OLD when....
You know that you're an old geezer when...
What else can you add to this list? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Those all sound like things smart people do..................lol. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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yeah smart OLD people ![]() We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Lol..................I'm damn near 50. I'll take. it. | |
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I think when you outlive all the other girls, you KNOW you're old.
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When you know its cold/rainy because of the pain in your knee
When you complain about someone else playing music too loudly
When a style you wore in highschool comes back into fashion
When you can say... "I remember when..."
When you speak of calling someone only involved dialing 7 numbers, rode in a car with no seatbelts, and wore a Dr. Pepper t-shirt.
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Ye...hey waitaminute...I still HAVE a Dr. Pepper t-shirt!!! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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your knees pop when you climb or descend stairs
you make a wheezy sound when you sit down or get up from the sofa
you feel like rolling your window down and yelling at a crowd of yougnsters 'hey! pull up those damn saggy pants! and get a haircut while you're at it!' | |
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when you have to wear ear plugs at concerts. | |
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...you complain about "kids today", aka the 20-something interns at your job who have a terrible work ethic and can't think analytically (or use Google) to figure out how to do things.
...most contemporary music sounds like noise.
...you get a hangover from 2 drinks. The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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When you bend over to pick something up and you make that "oogh" sound. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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When you need to use scissors to open the dayumn package of crackers.
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Listen ~ yesterday I was attacked hard by a hardwood floor ... BITCH !
I don't feel any older
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Never going to happen. I will not wear "Dad" clothes.
The calorie thing I have always done. At some point in the future I will have to adjust hairstyle to make up for a receding hair line-but not yet!! 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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ill never ever give up my holy levis .. | |
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Holey levis are in style silly. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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didnt say they arent styled jus sayin im never givin em up . . ever . . | |
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When bands you've loved your ENTIRE LIFE (Beastie Boys) get into the rock n' roll hall of fame
On a less happy note, when artists or one kind or another, or members of bands you've been into start dieing at a rapid rate
When your niece and nephew are having conversation with you about the books you read in high school... because they're reading them now | |
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...you say "nowadays, young people..."
...albums that you bought 20-15 years ago still sound fresh and better than any current album
...when your big sister has a baby, turning you into an aunt/uncle...
...when you realize that the lines on your face are getting clearer...ouch
...when you only use sports clothes for the gym
...when you stop buying/don't care for new StarWars comics/videogames (including TOR), lol
hell I'm old
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Dude.... my LITTLE sister made me an uncle when I was 19! | |
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18 and over... lol
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Well... she wasn't... but that's never been my problem. | |
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My big sister made me an auntie when I was 19, then her daughter my niece made me a grandauntie when I was 39 "I know that living with u baby, was sometimes hard...but I'm willing 2 give it another try.
Cause nothing compares....nothing compares 2 u!" | |
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I am so in fear of this right now as my nieces friends have started having kids and she's the same age my sister was when she had my niece. I mean really, I don't fear much... but this has got me worried. | |
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you crave appliances 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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