Deadflow3r said:

When many of the people your age have dentures or partials.

When the busdriver automatically lowers the bus to let u on.

When the word "cougar" could be used to describe a woman your age.

You remember when Rap,Punk, Goth and Hip Hop music did not even exist.

+-

When you're introduced to a beautiful lady and then find out she was the 6 year old who lived over the road from you when you brought your first home.

That happened to me yesterday. I'm still in shock.

okay, I have one:

when you get a missed call on you cell phone, you don't recognize the number, you call back, and say "did you call my cell phone?"

and the punk kid replies "I don't know any old ladies".

YA PUNK KIDS!!!!

prodigalfan said:

okay, I have one:

when you get a missed call on you cell phone, you don't recognize the number, you call back, and say "did you call my cell phone?"

and the punk kid replies "I don't know any old ladies".

YA PUNK KIDS!!!!

When you see kids walking across your front yard and you want to yell out; "Stay off my lawn!!!"

PurpleJedi said:

prodigalfan said:

okay, I have one:

when you get a missed call on you cell phone, you don't recognize the number, you call back, and say "did you call my cell phone?"

and the punk kid replies "I don't know any old ladies".

YA PUNK KIDS!!!!

When you see kids walking across your front yard and you want to yell out; "Stay off my lawn!!!"

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When you dont remember how old you are...

I had to get the calculator out just yeatserday because I couldnt remember if I was going to be 44 or 45... Then my husband said he was gonna be 46 and I said Ahhhh try again! 47 mister! Now he's freaked cuz 50 is right around the corner... When did we get almost 50 FFS!!!!!!

tinaz said:

When you dont remember how old you are...

I had to get the calculator out just yeatserday because I couldnt remember if I was going to be 44 or 45... Then my husband said he was gonna be 46 and I said Ahhhh try again! 47 mister! Now he's freaked cuz 50 is right around the corner... When did we get almost 50 FFS!!!!!!

1967, Baby!

chocolate1 said:

tinaz said:

When you dont remember how old you are...

I had to get the calculator out just yeatserday because I couldnt remember if I was going to be 44 or 45... Then my husband said he was gonna be 46 and I said Ahhhh try again! 47 mister! Now he's freaked cuz 50 is right around the corner... When did we get almost 50 FFS!!!!!!

1967, Baby!

I couldnt think of someone better to turn 50 with!

tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

1967, Baby!

I couldnt think of someone better to turn 50 with!

tinaz said:

chocolate1 said:

1967, Baby!

I couldnt think of someone better to turn 50 with!

Oooooo I'm in EXCELLENT company!!!

67...67 Freaks dance like they in heaven....

your fingers start keying faster than your thoughts. and ones scanning/editing capibilities start glossing over errors. time for supplements.

....you click on threads titled "You Know You're Old When..." and expect to see people talking about things you yourself do.

guitarslinger44 said:

....you click on threads titled "You Know You're Old When..." and expect to see people talking about things you yourself do.

guitarslinger44 said:

....you click on threads titled "You Know You're Old When..." and expect to see people talking about things you yourself do.

winnie the pooh

tigger laughs and says "when a stuffed winnie was your grand child's crib toy".

when you can remember bein to old

for the big wheels and other cool toys

that came out in the late '60s

KingBAD said:

when you can remember bein to old

for the big wheels and other cool toys

that came out in the late '60s

I remember being "too old" for the G.I. Joe toys of the 80's...so I'd buy them for my brother instead.

alright, try this.....You know you're old when.........you remember waiting tables for the last supper...

urbandramaqueen said:

alright, try this.....You know you're old when.........you remember waiting tables for the last supper...

KingBAD said:

when you can remember bein to old

for the big wheels and other cool toys

that came out in the late '60s

my DH informed me of this when I was reminising about the big wheel. He said he missed it because he was too old/too big when they came out.

I hope it didin't scar you for life that you didn't get the big wheel because it was such an AWESOME toy.

prodigalfan said:

KingBAD said:

when you can remember bein to old

for the big wheels and other cool toys

that came out in the late '60s

my DH informed me of this when I was reminising about the big wheel. He said he missed it because he was too old/too big when they came out.

I hope it didin't scar you for life that you didn't get the big wheel because it was such an AWESOME toy.

awsshole

....when you're social security number is 1.

imago said:

....when you're social security number is 1.

I wonder who's social security number actually was 1?

KingBAD said:

prodigalfan said:

my DH informed me of this when I was reminising about the big wheel. He said he missed it because he was too old/too big when they came out.

I hope it didin't scar you for life that you didn't get the big wheel because it was such an AWESOME toy.

awsshole

There is a new thread celebrating the beauty of the male body and most of the men are your sons age,lol

(for tinaz )

Deadflow3r said:

There is a new thread celebrating the beauty of the male body and most of the men are your sons age,lol

(for tinaz )

Id fishslap ya, if it werent true...

You know you're old when a lot of the singers whose music you enjoy listening to seem to start passing away, one right after the other. Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Luther Vandross, Etta James, Tina Marie, Ray Charles, Rick James, etc. etc. The list goes on and on...

psychodelicide said:

You know you're old when a lot of the singers whose music you enjoy listening to seem to start passing away, one right after the other. Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Luther Vandross, Etta James, Tina Marie, Ray Charles, Rick James, etc. etc. The list goes on and on...

Ditto...

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

psychodelicide said:

You know you're old when a lot of the singers whose music you enjoy listening to seem to start passing away, one right after the other. Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Luther Vandross, Etta James, Tina Marie, Ray Charles, Rick James, etc. etc. The list goes on and on...

Ditto...

Whitney Houston being gone now, just like Michael and looking back, Aaliyah, Left Eye, 2pac, Biggie, Rick James, Teena Marie, Michael Hutchence being gone. Need you Tonight was on the radio and it seemed like everyone I was enjoying during the ride was dead.