Fast Food Chain Serves 'Darth Vader' Burgers

How much force needs to be with you to eat a black burger? The Belgian fast food chain Quick is celebrating the upcoming "Phantom Menace 3D" movie premiere by launching a line of "Star Wars"-themed burgers. The burgers will debut in Quick restaurants throughout France on January 31, just before the film's February release in the country. Despite being in French, the ads for the burgers have sent the entire Internet into a tailspin of equal parts repulsion and curiosity.

Quick's limited-edition burgers come in three flavors. There's the Dark Burger—a double cheeseburger on a seeded bun with some kind of creamy mayo spread. Then there's the Jedi Burger, another double-patty cheeseburger, this time inspired by the cryptic genius Yoda. Only few are enlightened enough to know whether those white pellets peaking out from under the bun are cheese curds or marshmallows.

Finally, there's the burger with the most buzz: The Dark Vador (they misspelled it, Star Wars purists, we didn't). This double beef patty has cheese and a light salad topping (perhaps, for the cautious dad inside Darth?). It also has a pitch-black bun that goes beyond the hue of pumpernickel into burnt charcoal territory. Most likely, the bun's just been dosed with a hint of food coloring. True "Star Wars" fans may want to bite into the gimmick, but the rest of us have eaten enough "Dark Vador" toast in our time to be turned off.

Let the Star Wars-themed puns BEGIN!!!

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AND ONE OF THEM BURGERS!!!

orger said:

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AND ONE OF THEM BURGERS!!!

yikes!

and damn...

Hell no.

[Edited 1/7/12 17:38pm]

PurpleJedi said:

^^^^uhm,are all of you disgusted by the burger or by the fat lady in curlers???

Damn the fat heffa with the curlers, the damn Darth Vader burger with black food coloring is enough to make me puke. Walking around with black teeth isn't cute. I wonder how a human stomach would respond to that. And that Jedi burger is just disgusting. Is that garlic, onions or cheese?

Deadcake said:

The Jedi burger has TEETH I make Darth Vader food all the time, by ACCIDENT

missfee said:

one of each...........

The vader burger looks pretty good, the bun just has food dye in it.

the best one i heard was "and in your stomach you will find a new form of pain as it is slowly digested over a thousand years."

missfee said:

PurpleJedi said:

^^^^uhm,are all of you disgusted by the burger or by the fat lady in curlers???

Damn the fat heffa with the curlers, the damn Darth Vader burger with black food coloring is enough to make me puke. Walking around with black teeth isn't cute. I wonder how a human stomach would respond to that. And that Jedi burger is just disgusting. Is that garlic, onions or cheese?

Honestly though...it is JUST black food coloring after all, I'm sure that it tastes and digests just the same as any other burger...even if it does look nasty as hell!

lazycrockett said:

the best one i heard was "and in your stomach you will find a new form of pain as it is slowly digested over a thousand years."

Nothinbutjoy said:

I just can't help thinking of what the Vader burger would do to your poo. Talk about crossing over to the dark side.

PurpleJedi said:

Darth Vader burger: INSTANT, painful death

PurpleJedi said:

It also has a pitch-black bun that goes beyond the hue of pumpernickel into burnt charcoal territory.

True "Star Wars" fans may want to bite into the gimmick, but the rest of us have eaten enough "Dark Vador" toast in our time to be turned off.

ThisOne said:

one of each...........

@ that fat cat.

That black bun looks gross. It looks like the bun was left out to get moldy, then it was used to make a sandwich.

PurpleJedi said:

^^^^uhm,are all of you disgusted by the burger or by the fat lady in curlers???

is for the Vader black ish bun

is for the chunks in the Jedi burger

and "damn" is for the lady looking a bit to similar to Jabba the Hut.

I don't know, didn't they have dark taco shells at taco bell once? of course there really is dark corn no food coloring necessary, so that's different. this is belgium, huh? weird

paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

^^^^uhm,are all of you disgusted by the burger or by the fat lady in curlers???

is for the Vader black ish bun

is for the chunks in the Jedi burger

and "damn" is for the lady looking a bit to similar to Jabba the Hut.

Painted...I think that even Jabba wouldn't go near that thang...

morningsong said:

I don't know, didn't they have dark taco shells at taco bell once? of course there really is dark corn no food coloring necessary, so that's different. this is belgium, huh? weird

I don't remember dark shells at Taco Bell...but yeah, there is "blue corn" which is used to make dark chips and stuff.

Are there any Belgian Orgers around? Can we bribe any European orgers to travel there and tell us what it tastes like?

Where's Dave1992...? I'm sure he'd do it!

PurpleJedi said:

morningsong said:

I don't know, didn't they have dark taco shells at taco bell once? of course there really is dark corn no food coloring necessary, so that's different. this is belgium, huh? weird

I don't remember dark shells at Taco Bell...but yeah, there is "blue corn" which is used to make dark chips and stuff.

Are there any Belgian Orgers around? Can we bribe any European orgers to travel there and tell us what it tastes like?

Where's Dave1992...? I'm sure he'd do it!

Isnt he a vegetarian?

tinaz said:

PurpleJedi said:

I don't remember dark shells at Taco Bell...but yeah, there is "blue corn" which is used to make dark chips and stuff.

Are there any Belgian Orgers around? Can we bribe any European orgers to travel there and tell us what it tastes like?

Where's Dave1992...? I'm sure he'd do it!

Isnt he a vegetarian?

Oh is he?

Well...he can just try out the bun for us...that's what's intriguing us anyway.