what r your sex tips ???????

say 4 example someone is going to take the plunge after a rather lengthy abstinence, what tips can u give that person?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Make an "O" with your mouth. The end.

what makes u think its me???

but O thats funny

Shave your legs and remember you just cant fart whenever you want!

tinaz said:

Shave your legs and remember you just cant fart whenever you want!

Never, under any circumstances take viagra, sleeping pills, and laxatives at the same time.

mynameisnotsusan said:

Make an "O" with your mouth. The end.

Have fun, and don't be too self-critical, and BE ENERGETIC!

are you sure you're not an alter? you used to be incorrigable, didn't you!

imago said:

Never, under any circumstances take viagra, sleeping pills, and laxatives at the same time.

Wash your ass. A clean ass = confidence. Confidence is KEY.

Now that you are feeling fresh and confident you can now focus all your energy into making your partner feel good.

The rest falls into place.

Now sic em'.

1. If it wasn't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.

2. Keep one foot on the floor at all times, for traction.

1. Suck the dick first...just enough to get that dick hard as a brick rock. Make sure to use plenty of tongue, saliva and lip action.

2. Lick your own nipples in front of him. This is sure to maintain a guarantee of fuel needed to have sex for longer than 5 minutes.

3. Tell him, "Fuck me muthafucker, fuck me endless".

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missfee said:

3. Tell him, "Fuck me muthafucker, fuck me endless".

O M G !

MachT said:

missfee said:

3. Tell him, "Fuck me muthafucker, fuck me endless".

O M G !

missfee said:

1. Suck the dick first...just enough to get that dick hard as a brick rock. Make sure to use plenty of tongue, saliva and lip action.

2. Lick your own nipples in front of him. This is sure to maintain a guarantee of fuel needed to have sex for longer than 5 minutes.

3. Tell him, "Fuck me muthafucker, fuck me endless".

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You are SUCH A LIBRA!!...

shorttrini said:

missfee said:

1. Suck the dick first...just enough to get that dick hard as a brick rock. Make sure to use plenty of tongue, saliva and lip action.

2. Lick your own nipples in front of him. This is sure to maintain a guarantee of fuel needed to have sex for longer than 5 minutes.

3. Tell him, "Fuck me muthafucker, fuck me endless".

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You are SUCH A LIBRA!!...

And you knnnnnnooooooowwwwww!!!!!!!!

keep em coming..........

Take cash up front.

paintedlady said:

Wash your ass. A clean ass = confidence. Confidence is KEY.

Now that you are feeling fresh and confident you can now focus all your energy into making your partner feel good.

The rest falls into place.

Now sic em'.

shorttrini said:

1. If it wasn't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.

2. Keep one foot on the floor at all times, for traction.

missfee said:

1. Suck the dick first...just enough to get that dick hard as a brick rock. Make sure to use plenty of tongue, saliva and lip action.

2. Lick your own nipples in front of him. This is sure to maintain a guarantee of fuel needed to have sex for longer than 5 minutes.

3. Tell him, "Fuck me muthafucker, fuck me endless".

Oh damn girl.

...you just gave me a chubby.

PurpleJedi said:

missfee said:

1. Suck the dick first...just enough to get that dick hard as a brick rock. Make sure to use plenty of tongue, saliva and lip action.

2. Lick your own nipples in front of him. This is sure to maintain a guarantee of fuel needed to have sex for longer than 5 minutes.

3. Tell him, "Fuck me muthafucker, fuck me endless".

Oh damn girl.

...you just gave me a chubby.

kewlschool said:

Take cash up front.

whistle said:

I'll sort you out, no problem

no one mentioned protection

u ppl r bad

just how i like my friends 2 b!!!!

now give me mooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeee!!!!

w edit ...wedit

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