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Thread started 12/31/11 3:41am

Number23

The Fuck Off 2011 Thread

Personally, I've experienced an annus bollockus in 2011. I won't go into detail on a public forum, but the blows I've taken this year have left me utterly bereft of joy, compassion or sometimes even the energy to lift the duvet off my body in the mornings. It seems like it weighs a ton, writhing with overweight cackling black winged angels scratching at the cotton above to take me on the last fight to eternal flame and ghashing teeth. But I'll be fine I guess. Eventually. Anyway, fuck my bleating. This is just a wee thread for anyone who wants to say Fuck Off 2011.

I'll go first. Fuck Off, 2011, you scabby cunt.

And those who have had a wonderful 2011, you can also Fuck Off. X
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Reply #1 posted 12/31/11 3:45am

unique

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aren't all years like that? so what made 2011 any different?

if your year isn't like that, then fuck you

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Reply #2 posted 12/31/11 3:47am

Number23

PS - I am very well aware the human madness of compartmentalisation of linear time is a gross delusion to keep insanity at bay, lest the collective subconcious sparks the revelation that there are no true beginnings and no endings, just light and chaos in a speck of the multiverse where all will be left in eternal darkness after the last star burns out. X
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Reply #3 posted 12/31/11 3:48am

Number23

unique said:

aren't all years like that? so what made 2011 any different?



if your year isn't like that, then fuck you


That's the spirit, ian. X
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Reply #4 posted 12/31/11 4:14am

TypoQueen

2011 flip u 2012 boxed
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Reply #5 posted 12/31/11 5:33am

unique

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Number23 said:

PS - I am very well aware the human madness of compartmentalisation of linear time is a gross delusion to keep insanity at bay, lest the collective subconcious sparks the revelation that there are no true beginnings and no endings, just light and chaos in a speck of the multiverse where all will be left in eternal darkness after the last star burns out. X

it's still shite though

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Reply #6 posted 12/31/11 5:45am

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My year was going great until I tried to post on this and realized I had no idea what my password was. It asked me my favorite pet's name which must have changed at some point in the last ten years. When I finally figured that out, it sent a confirmation email to an account I haven't used in years and I didn't know the fucking password to that either. So, up until a few minutes ago, 2011 was my best year yet.
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #7 posted 12/31/11 6:09am

Number23

INSATIABLE said:

My year was going great until I tried to post on this and realized I had no idea what my password was. It asked me my favorite pet's name which must have changed at some point in the last ten years. When I finally figured that out, it sent a confirmation email to an account I haven't used in years and I didn't know the fucking password to that either. So, up until a few minutes ago, 2011 was my best year yet.

I have to say, It's brightened my day that you're happy, Jana. X
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Reply #8 posted 12/31/11 6:09am

Number23

But anyone else who has had a good 2011 can fuck off. X
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Reply #9 posted 12/31/11 6:29am

INSATIABLE

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2012 will be better by default, B.
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #10 posted 12/31/11 7:17am

JoeTyler

can't say Fuck Off 2011

though flawed, it has been my best year since 2005, so...

I already took my nasty/heavy blows in 2007, 2009 and 2010...

tinkerbell
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Reply #11 posted 12/31/11 10:06am

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Yeah...this year sucks balls.

I've been ready for this wretched year to end for months now. fart

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #12 posted 12/31/11 10:32am

jon1967

rollercoaster ride .. love the highs work harder on the lows. Bring on 2012.

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Reply #13 posted 12/31/11 11:13am

catpark

Number23 said:

But anyone else who has had a good 2011 can fuck off. X

Thanks. I've had a great 2011, especially the last 6 months to the present has been expectionally good & an interesting adventure. So all you moaners can fuck off into your cesspit of 2011 misery. Happy new year! XX

FUNKNROLL! dancing jig "February 2014, wow". 'dre. nod
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Reply #14 posted 12/31/11 2:02pm

ThisOne

i'm all 4 this!!!!!!!!!!!! woot!

FUCK YOU 2011

for all the shit i went through, all the dramas, all the crap!!!

i am so glad it's over!!!! i intend to make this year different, 2012 is going to b my fresh start, no more bull shit no more X, no more ass holes!!!!

i am even going to get myself an agenda and this time follow through will all my plans!!!!

cool

mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #15 posted 12/31/11 2:19pm

Vendetta1

finger 2011

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Reply #16 posted 12/31/11 2:30pm

GetAwayFromMe

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I concur!

FUCK YOU 2011!!!!!

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Reply #17 posted 12/31/11 2:54pm

728huey

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2011 wasn't all that exciting for me shrug but I have nothing to complain about. It's been much better than 2009, which was a personal low point for me. sad 2010 was when I got back on my feet, but I lost my oldest sister to liver failure due to hepatitis C just before Thanksgiving. Having said that, I know a lot of people were struggling this year and have been struggling for several years now. I understand your pain, but keep your head up and realize that better times will come, and even the worst of times will pass.

comfort typing

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Reply #18 posted 12/31/11 3:00pm

BklynBabe

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Welcome 2012!
Trust that if I can play any role in the end of the world, I will be plotting away. And if I find it, I may not wait until December!!
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Reply #19 posted 12/31/11 3:24pm

whistle

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yeah, 2011 was wank

everyone's a fruit & nut case
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Reply #20 posted 12/31/11 4:36pm

funkmunki

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yep fuck 2011.This year is gonna be so full of happiness and prosperity it's unreal...here's to you and yours... martini

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Reply #21 posted 12/31/11 6:44pm

nursev

Glad to see 2011 go...it's been hellafied that's for damn sure lol
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Reply #22 posted 12/31/11 10:39pm

Nothinbutjoy

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* finger * 2011

You went out like an unlubed nightstick right up my ass.
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #23 posted 01/01/12 12:44am

NDRU

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I really feel for Hawaiians still toiling away in 2011! They just don't get it. shrug

2012 is where the rest of the world has moved on to, and they will just have to get on board.

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Reply #24 posted 01/01/12 1:52am

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Early contender for the best thread of 2012.

And yes, 2011 can go and fuck it's own arse. I'm going to drink a 3 week old raw chicken vindaloo smoothy and then wrap my arse in cling film and go for a 40km run in 90degree heat, then I'm going to unwrap and sit on 2011's face and wriggle until it gets the message.

The real fucker is that things don't improve just because of the passing of some arbitrary human invented dating system so whenever you all feel ready, regardless of the number on your latest coronation street calendar, grab life by the baby batter bags and say enough is enough.
If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #25 posted 01/01/12 4:40am

muirdo

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I'm pretty sure I just handed both Jedward brothers arses to them on plates at call off duty

life is gooood

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05
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Reply #26 posted 01/01/12 5:02am

Visionnaire

I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck off to everybody.
If you are currently reading this comment, that means you.
Had a good 2011?
Then fuck off, fucker.
Had a bad 2011?
Fuck off!
Bitch.
Had a so-so twenny-lebben?
Fuck yourself raw, then pick up your self-enfuckened ass & fuck off.
I don't care who you are or what your position in life is.
In the true honesty that is this thread, you really should just fuck off. And not just b'cuz I'm saying you should. You should fuck off just as a common courtesy to everyone in this thread & to the world in general.
Seriously, bitch.
Fuck. The. Fuck. Off.

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Reply #27 posted 01/01/12 5:04am

Visionnaire

Yo, bitch.
Why you still reading this thread?
I thought I told you to go fuck off.

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Reply #28 posted 01/01/12 6:33am

PurpleJedi

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lust said:

Early contender for the best thread of 2012.

And yes, 2011 can go and fuck it's own arse. I'm going to drink a 3 week old raw chicken vindaloo smoothy and then wrap my arse in cling film and go for a 40km run in 90degree heat, then I'm going to unwrap and sit on 2011's face and wriggle until it gets the message.

The real fucker is that things don't improve just because of the passing of some arbitrary human invented dating system so whenever you all feel ready, regardless of the number on your latest coronation street calendar, grab life by the baby batter bags and say enough is enough.



:clap:
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #29 posted 01/01/12 6:36am

PurpleJedi

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Visionnaire said:

Yo, bitch.
Why you still reading this thread?
I thought I told you to go fuck off.



:lol:

...now THERE'S some fucking holiday spirit!!!

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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