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The Fuck Off 2011 Thread Personally, I've experienced an annus bollockus in 2011. I won't go into detail on a public forum, but the blows I've taken this year have left me utterly bereft of joy, compassion or sometimes even the energy to lift the duvet off my body in the mornings. It seems like it weighs a ton, writhing with overweight cackling black winged angels scratching at the cotton above to take me on the last fight to eternal flame and ghashing teeth. But I'll be fine I guess. Eventually. Anyway, fuck my bleating. This is just a wee thread for anyone who wants to say Fuck Off 2011. I'll go first. Fuck Off, 2011, you scabby cunt. And those who have had a wonderful 2011, you can also Fuck Off. X | |
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aren't all years like that? so what made 2011 any different?
if your year isn't like that, then fuck you | |
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PS - I am very well aware the human madness of compartmentalisation of linear time is a gross delusion to keep insanity at bay, lest the collective subconcious sparks the revelation that there are no true beginnings and no endings, just light and chaos in a speck of the multiverse where all will be left in eternal darkness after the last star burns out. X | |
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unique said: aren't all years like that? so what made 2011 any different?
if your year isn't like that, then fuck you That's the spirit, ian. X | |
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2011  2012  | |
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it's still shite though | |
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My year was going great until I tried to post on this and realized I had no idea what my password was. It asked me my favorite pet's name which must have changed at some point in the last ten years. When I finally figured that out, it sent a confirmation email to an account I haven't used in years and I didn't know the fucking password to that either. So, up until a few minutes ago, 2011 was my best year yet. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: My year was going great until I tried to post on this and realized I had no idea what my password was. It asked me my favorite pet's name which must have changed at some point in the last ten years. When I finally figured that out, it sent a confirmation email to an account I haven't used in years and I didn't know the fucking password to that either. So, up until a few minutes ago, 2011 was my best year yet. I have to say, It's brightened my day that you're happy, Jana. X | |
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But anyone else who has had a good 2011 can fuck off. X | |
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2012 will be better by default, B. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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can't say Fuck Off 2011
though flawed, it has been my best year since 2005, so...
I already took my nasty/heavy blows in 2007, 2009 and 2010...
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Yeah...this year sucks balls.
I've been ready for this wretched year to end for months now. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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rollercoaster ride .. love the highs work harder on the lows. Bring on 2012. | |
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Thanks. I've had a great 2011, especially the last 6 months to the present has been expectionally good & an interesting adventure. So all you moaners can fuck off into your cesspit of 2011 misery. Happy new year! XX
FUNKNROLL!  "February 2014, wow". 'dre.  | |
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i'm all 4 this!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU 2011
for all the shit i went through, all the dramas, all the crap!!!
i am so glad it's over!!!! i intend to make this year different, 2012 is going to b my fresh start, no more bull shit no more X, no more ass holes!!!!
i am even going to get myself an agenda and this time follow through will all my plans!!!!
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I concur!
FUCK YOU 2011!!!!! | |
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2011 wasn't all that exciting for me
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but I have nothing to complain about. It's been much better than 2009, which was a personal low point for me. 
2010 was when I got back on my feet, but I lost my oldest sister to liver failure due to hepatitis C just before Thanksgiving. Having said that, I know a lot of people were struggling this year and have been struggling for several years now. I understand your pain, but keep your head up and realize that better times will come, and even the worst of times will pass.
Welcome 2012! Trust that if I can play any role in the end of the world, I will be plotting away. And if I find it, I may not wait until December!! | |
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yeah, 2011 was wank everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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yep fuck 2011.This year is gonna be so full of happiness and prosperity it's unreal...here's to you and yours... | |
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Glad to see 2011 go...it's been hellafied that's for damn sure  | |
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*  * 2011You went out like an unlubed nightstick right up my ass. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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I really feel for Hawaiians still toiling away in 2011! They just don't get it. 2012 is where the rest of the world has moved on to, and they will just have to get on board. My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Early contender for the best thread of 2012. And yes, 2011 can go and fuck it's own arse. I'm going to drink a 3 week old raw chicken vindaloo smoothy and then wrap my arse in cling film and go for a 40km run in 90degree heat, then I'm going to unwrap and sit on 2011's face and wriggle until it gets the message. The real fucker is that things don't improve just because of the passing of some arbitrary human invented dating system so whenever you all feel ready, regardless of the number on your latest coronation street calendar, grab life by the baby batter bags and say enough is enough. If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it! |
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I'm pretty sure I just handed both Jedward brothers arses to them on plates at call off duty life is gooood Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck off to everybody. |
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Yo, bitch. |
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lust said: Early contender for the best thread of 2012. And yes, 2011 can go and fuck it's own arse. I'm going to drink a 3 week old raw chicken vindaloo smoothy and then wrap my arse in cling film and go for a 40km run in 90degree heat, then I'm going to unwrap and sit on 2011's face and wriggle until it gets the message. The real fucker is that things don't improve just because of the passing of some arbitrary human invented dating system so whenever you all feel ready, regardless of the number on your latest coronation street calendar, grab life by the baby batter bags and say enough is enough. :clap: By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Visionnaire said: Yo, bitch. :lol: ...now THERE'S some fucking holiday spirit!!! :party: By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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