I'll say it again:

Kris Humphries is an asshole and idiot

Kourtney Kardashian looks older than 32

Khloe is the only sister with some sense

Kim is just......

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I'm pretty sure Scott wants to hit Kourtney with a wrench sometimes

and I think Kris Jenner had ass implants to match her daughters and keep up with the brand

daPrettyman said:

kimrachell said:

the part where the lady was explaining to her who the Dalai Lama is cracked me up, with those earrings.

It wasn't funny to me. I was embarassed for her. That just showed how uneducated she really is. Who is NOT familiar with the Dalai Lama? Even if you don't know everything about him, you should at least recognize the name.

Yeah I cringed when I saw this part.

It just dawned on me that I forgot to watch "Love & Hip Hop" last night. Will have to catch the re-run I guess.

Saw RHOBH though.....

I love Mauricio. :crush: You better not fuck with that man when you sitting up there lying straight to his face. I loved it when he called out Kim on her lying ass. Cause that mess would had pissed me off too. You get to a vacation nearly 2 days late, don't apologize, then when you arrive don't tell nobody, I mean is Kim serious? How in the hell is she the older sister of Kyle, because I swear Kim acts like the bratty, trifling, younger sister with no sense. And that man she with he ain't shit neither. Ugly as he is, he don't have no right to get out of line with anyone. You can tell Kim is desperate as I don't know what. But how do you arrive late to everything and then be full of all these damn excuses every time someone asks you something? That mess would eat me alive How is it that this woman has 4 kids and acts the way she does?

Brielle: the result of Kim being BFF with her. Mom first.

missfee said:

daPrettyman said:

It wasn't funny to me. I was embarassed for her. That just showed how uneducated she really is. Who is NOT familiar with the Dalai Lama? Even if you don't know everything about him, you should at least recognize the name.

Yeah I cringed when I saw this part.

but something tells me she isn't really THAT uneducated to not know who he is, i think she did that on purpose.

Somebody please tell me what is that thang BIG ANG on mob wives! Is that a troll from under the bridge? I thought they were extinct. Is that a drag queen or tranny? I swear everytime Big Ang come one I want to grab a bible, some holy water, some garlic and roll up a blunt screaming to the top of my lungs "THE DEVIL IS A LIAR!"

Drita think she all that. Another liar.

We didn't even sing. Nobody even got a piece of cake!

I love her.

starkitty said:

We didn't even sing. Nobody even got a piece of cake!

I love her.

missfee said:

It just dawned on me that I forgot to watch "Love & Hip Hop" last night. Will have to catch the re-run I guess.

It was a hot mess! I just don't know about Chrissy. Its like she thinks she is the boss bitch just because she's had a boyfriend for a lot of years. Someone ought to tell her that just because you get engaged doesn't mean you will actually walk down the aisle.

missfee peep yandi's comments at the end when you watch L&HH. she speaks the truth!

HotGritz said:

missfee said:

It just dawned on me that I forgot to watch "Love & Hip Hop" last night. Will have to catch the re-run I guess.

It was a hot mess! I just don't know about Chrissy. Its like she thinks she is the boss bitch just because she's had a boyfriend for a lot of years. Someone ought to tell her that just because you get engaged doesn't mean you will actually walk down the aisle.

missfee peep yandi's comments at the end when you watch L&HH. she speaks the truth!

Chrissy was going in on Yandi though. The line about the tanktop with a boy's chest was hilarious

and why was Tearra Mari threatened about Olivia when Olivia is just gonna flop anyway? Why did she say she had to compete with the other top chicks?

how can you compete when you've never even been in the running?

missfee said:

It just dawned on me that I forgot to watch "Love & Hip Hop" last night. Will have to catch the re-run I guess.

Saw RHOBH though.....

I love Mauricio. :crush: You better not fuck with that man when you sitting up there lying straight to his face. I loved it when he called out Kim on her lying ass. Cause that mess would had pissed me off too. You get to a vacation nearly 2 days late, don't apologize, then when you arrive don't tell nobody, I mean is Kim serious? How in the hell is she the older sister of Kyle, because I swear Kim acts like the bratty, trifling, younger sister with no sense. And that man she with he ain't shit neither. Ugly as he is, he don't have no right to get out of line with anyone. You can tell Kim is desperate as I don't know what. But how do you arrive late to everything and then be full of all these damn excuses every time someone asks you something? That mess would eat me alive How is it that this woman has 4 kids and acts the way she does?

Well we all know what Kim's problem is. I know Kyle is trying to make up for blurting so much out before, making Kim a target. But that woman does need help, a lot of it.

And I understand Kim and her man have broken up. Who's next?

HotGritz said:

missfee said:

It just dawned on me that I forgot to watch "Love & Hip Hop" last night. Will have to catch the re-run I guess.

It was a hot mess! I just don't know about Chrissy. Its like she thinks she is the boss bitch just because she's had a boyfriend for a lot of years. Someone ought to tell her that just because you get engaged doesn't mean you will actually walk down the aisle.

missfee peep yandi's comments at the end when you watch L&HH. she speaks the truth!

Esp when she said that he has a payment agreement on the ring

Also peep the comments she makes at the beginning of the show basically saying if you force someone long enough they will eventually propose to you

And how in the world can she talk about the way Yandy dress, and I never seen her in anything that looks good. Maybe they should only show those 6 pairs of shoes that everyone is talking about because her style in dressing sucks ass!

debbiedean2 said:

HotGritz said:

It was a hot mess! I just don't know about Chrissy. Its like she thinks she is the boss bitch just because she's had a boyfriend for a lot of years. Someone ought to tell her that just because you get engaged doesn't mean you will actually walk down the aisle.

missfee peep yandi's comments at the end when you watch L&HH. she speaks the truth!

Esp when she said that he has a payment agreement on the ring

Also peep the comments she makes at the beginning of the show basically saying if you force someone long enough they will eventually propose to you

And how in the world can she talk about the way Yandy dress, and I never seen her in anything that looks good. Maybe they should only show those 6 pairs of shoes that everyone is talking about because her style in dressing sucks ass!

And then she get the ring and say something like she don't care if they ever get married she will always love him. This bitch beyond trifling with two cups of delusional!

bboy87 said:

HotGritz said:

It was a hot mess! I just don't know about Chrissy. Its like she thinks she is the boss bitch just because she's had a boyfriend for a lot of years. Someone ought to tell her that just because you get engaged doesn't mean you will actually walk down the aisle.

missfee peep yandi's comments at the end when you watch L&HH. she speaks the truth!

Chrissy was going in on Yandi though. The line about the tanktop with a boy's chest was hilarious

and why was Tearra Mari threatened about Olivia when Olivia is just gonna flop anyway? Why did she say she had to compete with the other top chicks?

how can you compete when you've never even been in the running?

Tearra think she poppin' now cuz she was in Lottery Ticket with Bow Wow!

I see she went to the same surgeon that Meagan Good went to.

HotGritz said:

bboy87 said:

Chrissy was going in on Yandi though. The line about the tanktop with a boy's chest was hilarious

and why was Tearra Mari threatened about Olivia when Olivia is just gonna flop anyway? Why did she say she had to compete with the other top chicks?

how can you compete when you've never even been in the running?

Tearra think she poppin' now cuz she was in Lottery Ticket with Bow Wow!

I see she went to the same surgeon that Meagan Good went to.

Meagan Good looks way better though

I think Chrissy had a bit of a reason to be pissed at Yandy. Yandy comes off as real messy and 2 faced. That email shit and going off about the ring being an installment plan sounded like some deep seeded personal stuff. Why even make mention of what dude is buying for his woman? But Chrissy took the L for acting like that at the party. She could've easily ignored ole girl but she couldn't let it go

Chrissy is obviously suspicious that Jim smashed Yandy in the past but I don't blame her since Yandy hangs out with Kimbella and Erica's monkey dust pussy asses

and WHY does Yandy look like she got the stinkface?

and can ya'll tell me the difference between Erica and Kimbella, because they're basically the same person

bboy87 said:

HotGritz said:

Tearra think she poppin' now cuz she was in Lottery Ticket with Bow Wow!

I see she went to the same surgeon that Meagan Good went to.

Meagan Good looks way better though

I think Chrissy had a bit of a reason to be pissed at Yandy. Yandy comes off as real messy and 2 faced. That email shit and going off about the ring being an installment plan sounded like some deep seeded personal stuff. Why even make mention of what dude is buying for his woman? But Chrissy took the L for acting like that at the party. She could've easily ignored ole girl but she couldn't let it go

Chrissy is obviously suspicious that Jim smashed Yandy in the past but I don't blame her since Yandy hangs out with Kimbella and Erica's monkey dust pussy asses

and WHY does Yandy look like she got the stinkface?

and can ya'll tell me the difference between Erica and Kimbella, because they're basically the same person

ALLOVADAPLACE!

I believe Jim smashed Yandy/Yandi just as sure as the sky is blue. Them two just a little too comfortable with each other. Plus she got that booty and we all know Jim like a round brown.

Now the difference between Erica and Kim is quite simple. Erica is a skank whereas Kimbella is just stank.

Stank = doing whatever to get to the top

Skank = doing whomever to get to the top

Stank rises but Skank stays at the same level.

Stank hos tend to be cute whereas Skank hos tend to look trashy.

A stank ho will sleep with this dude and that dude whereas a skank ho will sleep with ALL them other in between dudes.

Stank hos have heart but skank hos just got mouth.

Jhud is stank

Fantasia is skank.

HotGritz said:

bboy87 said:

Meagan Good looks way better though

I think Chrissy had a bit of a reason to be pissed at Yandy. Yandy comes off as real messy and 2 faced. That email shit and going off about the ring being an installment plan sounded like some deep seeded personal stuff. Why even make mention of what dude is buying for his woman? But Chrissy took the L for acting like that at the party. She could've easily ignored ole girl but she couldn't let it go

Chrissy is obviously suspicious that Jim smashed Yandy in the past but I don't blame her since Yandy hangs out with Kimbella and Erica's monkey dust pussy asses

and WHY does Yandy look like she got the stinkface?

and can ya'll tell me the difference between Erica and Kimbella, because they're basically the same person

ALLOVADAPLACE!

I believe Jim smashed Yandy/Yandi just as sure as the sky is blue. Them two just a little too comfortable with each other. Plus she got that booty and we all know Jim like a round brown.

Now the difference between Erica and Kim is quite simple. Erica is a skank whereas Kimbella is just stank.

Stank = doing whatever to get to the top

Skank = doing whomever to get to the top

Stank rises but Skank stays at the same level.

Stank hos tend to be cute whereas Skank hos tend to look trashy.

A stank ho will sleep with this dude and that dude whereas a skank ho will sleep with ALL them other in between dudes.

Stank hos have heart but skank hos just got mouth.

Jhud is stank

Fantasia is skank.

co-sign!

HotGritz said:

bboy87 said:

Meagan Good looks way better though

I think Chrissy had a bit of a reason to be pissed at Yandy. Yandy comes off as real messy and 2 faced. That email shit and going off about the ring being an installment plan sounded like some deep seeded personal stuff. Why even make mention of what dude is buying for his woman? But Chrissy took the L for acting like that at the party. She could've easily ignored ole girl but she couldn't let it go

Chrissy is obviously suspicious that Jim smashed Yandy in the past but I don't blame her since Yandy hangs out with Kimbella and Erica's monkey dust pussy asses

and WHY does Yandy look like she got the stinkface?

and can ya'll tell me the difference between Erica and Kimbella, because they're basically the same person

ALLOVADAPLACE!

I believe Jim smashed Yandy/Yandi just as sure as the sky is blue. Them two just a little too comfortable with each other. Plus she got that booty and we all know Jim like a round brown.

Now the difference between Erica and Kim is quite simple. Erica is a skank whereas Kimbella is just stank.

Stank = doing whatever to get to the top

Skank = doing whomever to get to the top

Stank rises but Skank stays at the same level.

Stank hos tend to be cute whereas Skank hos tend to look trashy.

A stank ho will sleep with this dude and that dude whereas a skank ho will sleep with ALL them other in between dudes.

Stank hos have heart but skank hos just got mouth.

Jhud is stank

Fantasia is skank.

a stank ho is.........uhhh huh....and a skank ho is.......huuuh

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Kimbella's face and hair looks off to me though

Now I'd still smash.....but I'd have to weigh the options first and consider the risks

If what her mom looks like is an indicator of what she's gonna look like in the next 10-15 years..... yeah I'll definitely pass

and Yandi DOES have a donk! I swore I heard sound effects while she was walking. She's carrying heavy machinery right there

Someone needs to take Olivia by the hand and gently tell her she can't sing. You know what I hate about audience like the one she was performing for? You got a bunch of bum ass people drinking Ciroc and Nuvo while just nodding their heads to a song, just standing there and nodding. DANCE MUTHAFUCKA! SHOW EMOTION! Yeah, we know Fantasia's laugh sounds better than this chick's singing but ya'll on TV! this is your big break! smile!

Emily looks like she's one breath away from breaking down in tears. It's like she always looks down trodden and defeated. Fabolous' dick must've had her under a spell That scene when she moved in to her new house and she was sitting on the floor with the candle and wine glass while the song playing........ shit was hilarious

Oh, Crissy is cool and all and I'd break that off all ways all day BUT her thinking Jim Jones is one of the biggest names in hip hop....

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HotGritz said:

bboy87 said:

Meagan Good looks way better though

I think Chrissy had a bit of a reason to be pissed at Yandy. Yandy comes off as real messy and 2 faced. That email shit and going off about the ring being an installment plan sounded like some deep seeded personal stuff. Why even make mention of what dude is buying for his woman? But Chrissy took the L for acting like that at the party. She could've easily ignored ole girl but she couldn't let it go

Chrissy is obviously suspicious that Jim smashed Yandy in the past but I don't blame her since Yandy hangs out with Kimbella and Erica's monkey dust pussy asses

and WHY does Yandy look like she got the stinkface?

and can ya'll tell me the difference between Erica and Kimbella, because they're basically the same person

ALLOVADAPLACE!

I believe Jim smashed Yandy/Yandi just as sure as the sky is blue. Them two just a little too comfortable with each other. Plus she got that booty and we all know Jim like a round brown.

Now the difference between Erica and Kim is quite simple. Erica is a skank whereas Kimbella is just stank.

Stank = doing whatever to get to the top

Skank = doing whomever to get to the top

Stank rises but Skank stays at the same level.

Stank hos tend to be cute whereas Skank hos tend to look trashy.

A stank ho will sleep with this dude and that dude whereas a skank ho will sleep with ALL them other in between dudes.

Stank hos have heart but skank hos just got mouth.

Jhud is stank

Fantasia is skank.

GIRL!!!

I have to re-read all of this when I get home because reading this at work is making me I need time to understand the breakdown of your "re-education between the stank and the skank".

bboy87 said:

HotGritz said:

It was a hot mess! I just don't know about Chrissy. Its like she thinks she is the boss bitch just because she's had a boyfriend for a lot of years. Someone ought to tell her that just because you get engaged doesn't mean you will actually walk down the aisle.

missfee peep yandi's comments at the end when you watch L&HH. she speaks the truth!

Chrissy was going in on Yandi though. The line about the tanktop with a boy's chest was hilarious

and why was Tearra Mari threatened about Olivia when Olivia is just gonna flop anyway? Why did she say she had to compete with the other top chicks?

how can you compete when you've never even been in the running?

Y'all really got me wanting to see this mess RIGHT NOW!!!! But I'll have to wait until I get home.

debbiedean2 said:

HotGritz said:

It was a hot mess! I just don't know about Chrissy. Its like she thinks she is the boss bitch just because she's had a boyfriend for a lot of years. Someone ought to tell her that just because you get engaged doesn't mean you will actually walk down the aisle.

missfee peep yandi's comments at the end when you watch L&HH. she speaks the truth!

Esp when she said that he has a payment agreement on the ring

Also peep the comments she makes at the beginning of the show basically saying if you force someone long enough they will eventually propose to you

And how in the world can she talk about the way Yandy dress, and I never seen her in anything that looks good. Maybe they should only show those 6 pairs of shoes that everyone is talking about because her style in dressing sucks ass!

Okay even though I've yet to see this episode yet, but umm yeah, Krissy did basically force the man to propose to her after all her bitching and whining. Just because you got a ring don't mean that you'll get a wedding. But Chrissy is delusional anyway, she bosses her way through everything.

And YES I was thinking the exact same thing. That mess that Chrissy wears is TOO SMALL FOR HER BIG ASS and all thrown all together in a hot mess. That's not fashion honey.

HotGritz said:

debbiedean2 said:

Esp when she said that he has a payment agreement on the ring

Also peep the comments she makes at the beginning of the show basically saying if you force someone long enough they will eventually propose to you

And how in the world can she talk about the way Yandy dress, and I never seen her in anything that looks good. Maybe they should only show those 6 pairs of shoes that everyone is talking about because her style in dressing sucks ass!

And then she get the ring and say something like she don't care if they ever get married she will always love him. This bitch beyond trifling with two cups of delusional!

Are you fucking serious!!!????? AFter all her whining, complaining and bitching about him not proposing, he goes and proposes and she lets this mess fly out of her mouth? This show needs to be cancelled. It's pointless.

That comment about Jim having the ring on a payment plan did it for me and how is it that everybody wound up in Miami at the same time ? and now Chrissy is gonna question Olivia's loyalty next week ?

Dude didn't even say Would You Marry Me ? He Said So You Wanna Marry Me huh ?

banks said:

That comment about Jim having the ring on a payment plan did it for me and how is it that everybody wound up in Miami at the same time ? and now Chrissy is gonna question Olivia's loyalty next week ?

Dude didn't even say Would You Marry Me ? He Said So You Wanna Marry Me huh ?

That's just how wack he is. And I'm like, she raising hell over THIS dude to marry her?

I'm tired of see Chrissy's cottage cheese when she stands up wearing shit that's way too short for her big ass.

That's Kimbrella's mom??? I'm just going to keep those comments to myself.

Olivia's manager is so damn wack, urgh!

Kimbrella and Erica's argument

Two non singing bitches competing for a hit? Shit is laughable. What the hell is Teairra talking about?

Wait so Chrissy started in with Yandy because of an email she read that was meant for Jim's eyes only??? Lawd. Then after Chrissy STARTS shit, she has to call Jim for backup? What the fuck is this shit? This is way too high school for me. Then she going to wait outside for Yandy to come out to beat her up??? And this is a woman fit to marry? Right. How you going to get engaged one day and then be ready to knock a bitch out the next day? She got a lot of fucking growing up to do.

Aww damn Yandy!!! I loved how she laughed at Chrissy's ass as she was leaving the club, even if she was with some hoes, that mess was hilarious. She said Chrissy is on an installment plan!!! I get what you saying now HotGritz!!!

missfee said:

HotGritz said:

And then she get the ring and say something like she don't care if they ever get married she will always love him. This bitch beyond trifling with two cups of delusional!

Are you fucking serious!!!????? AFter all her whining, complaining and bitching about him not proposing, he goes and proposes and she lets this mess fly out of her mouth? This show needs to be cancelled. It's pointless.

Chile I am dead seriuos. Chrissy is on one. She want that hood claim. Just give her the ring and she good. For real, I'm wondering why after all this time she haven't had a baby for Jim. Them hos Erica and Kimbella got babies. Hell, look at all the women that had babies for Weezy! Do the words "child support" mean nothing to this woman?

banks said:

That comment about Jim having the ring on a payment plan did it for me and how is it that everybody wound up in Miami at the same time ? and now Chrissy is gonna question Olivia's loyalty next week ?

Dude didn't even say Would You Marry Me ? He Said So You Wanna Marry Me huh ?

LAWD YES!!!! And Chrissy had to tell him to put the ring on her finger! He just handed her the damn box!

I swear these folk aint got half the class of Tiny and T.I. and you know that's a wee wee bit of class right there. Like microscopic!

HotGritz said:

banks said:

That comment about Jim having the ring on a payment plan did it for me and how is it that everybody wound up in Miami at the same time ? and now Chrissy is gonna question Olivia's loyalty next week ?

Dude didn't even say Would You Marry Me ? He Said So You Wanna Marry Me huh ?

LAWD YES!!!! And Chrissy had to tell him to put the ring on her finger! He just handed her the damn box!

I swear these folk aint got half the class of Tiny and T.I. and you know that's a wee wee bit of class right there. Like microscopic!

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!!! He didn't even get down on one knee, they were alone and there was plenty of room for him to kneel down (aside from the camera man ). But that hooker didn't care, all she saw was the ring and that was it. Shucks now that I think of it, Jim probably did that mess for the cameras.

Girl you know it's a shame when Tiny and T.I. got more sense than these suckas....but T.I. is a way better rapper than Jim Jones too though

And why is it that Chrissy thinks that Jim Jones is this high profile legendary rap artist that makes bookoo money? Did you listen to the comments she made when she was outside waiting for Yandy to come out so she could beat her down? She keeps acting like it's Yandy that needs Jim but honestly, isn't it Jim that needs the help? Ain't nobody checking for Dipset's music no more, aside from their die hard fans.

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banks said:

That comment about Jim having the ring on a payment plan did it for me and how is it that everybody wound up in Miami at the same time ? and now Chrissy is gonna question Olivia's loyalty next week ?

Dude didn't even say Would You Marry Me ? He Said So You Wanna Marry Me huh ?

missfee said:

HotGritz said:

LAWD YES!!!! And Chrissy had to tell him to put the ring on her finger! He just handed her the damn box!

I swear these folk aint got half the class of Tiny and T.I. and you know that's a wee wee bit of class right there. Like microscopic!

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING!!!!! He didn't even get down on one knee, they were alone and there was plenty of room for him to kneel down (aside from the camera man ). But that hooker didn't care, all she saw was the ring and that was it. Shucks now that I think of it, Jim probably did that mess for the cameras.

Girl you know it's a shame when Tiny and T.I. got more sense than these suckas....but T.I. is a way better rapper than Jim Jones too though

And why is it that Chrissy thinks that Jim Jones is this high profile legendary rap artist that makes bookoo money? Did you listen to the comments she made when she was outside waiting for Yandy to come out so she could beat her down? She keeps acting like it's Yandy that needs Jim but honestly, isn't it Jim that needs the help? Ain't nobody checking for Dipset's music no more, aside from their die hard fans.

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him an Juelz is hasbeens!