Dave1992 said:

Tittypants said:

Boots are the best thing that's ever happened to you? I hope you're joking

I am completely unfamiliar with words such as "sarcasm", "black humour" and "(self-)irony". I never joke, I'm always serious.

Uh....surely you can't be that much of an asshole. I know you were joking, so was I....

Dave1992 said:

Alright, the video is probably the worst video in the history of videos, in terms of quality, lighting etc., but here it is:

I'm glad you love them Dave.

Since you've taken enough heat over these shoes and this thread I won't post your video in the "Shit Gay Guys Say" thread.

Tittypants said:

Dave1992 said:

I am completely unfamiliar with words such as "sarcasm", "black humour" and "(self-)irony". I never joke, I'm always serious.

Uh....surely you can't be that much of an asshole. I know you were joking, so was I....

No no, I actually am that much of an asshole. My remark was absolutely rude and it was obvious I only tried to hurt your feelings, isn't it?

johnart said:

Dave1992 said:

Alright, the video is probably the worst video in the history of videos, in terms of quality, lighting etc., but here it is:

I'm glad you love them Dave.

Since you've taken enough heat over these shoes and this thread I won't post your video in the "Shit Gay Guys Say" thread.

"Johnnyboy said these shoes suck. Well, not suck suck, but he said he doesn't really fancy them as much as the pink wig I wore at the last dick-fiest cook-out. But you know WHAT? I'm gonna wear them anyway! Whether you like it or not, bitch!"

Dave1992 said:

johnart said:

I'm glad you love them Dave.

Since you've taken enough heat over these shoes and this thread I won't post your video in the "Shit Gay Guys Say" thread.

"Johnnyboy said these shoes suck. Well, not suck suck, but he said he doesn't really fancy them as much as the pink wig I wore at the last dick-fiest cook-out. But you know WHAT? I'm gonna wear them anyway! Whether you like it or not, bitch!"

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

dick-fest...

Dave1992 said:

Tittypants said:

Uh....surely you can't be that much of an asshole. I know you were joking, so was I....

No no, I actually am that much of an asshole. My remark was absolutely rude and it was obvious I only tried to hurt your feelings, isn't it?

My feelings aren't hurt whatsoever. I just expect so much more from you, Dave1992. You're SO special.

Dave1992 said:

Alright, the video is probably the worst video in the history of videos, in terms of quality, lighting etc., but here it is:

No, wonder you had to put the ugly shoes in dark dim light-They are so ugly YOU can't even wear them in the light.

kewlschool said:

Dave1992 said:

Alright, the video is probably the worst video in the history of videos, in terms of quality, lighting etc., but here it is:

No, wonder you had to put the ugly shoes in dark dim light-They are so ugly YOU can't even wear them in the light.

WHAAAAT'S THE MATTER IN THIS HOUSE!?!

Dave1992 said:

kewlschool said:

No, wonder you had to put the ugly shoes in dark dim light-They are so ugly YOU can't even wear them in the light.

WHAAAAT'S THE MATTER IN THIS HOUSE!?!

Style.

Dave1992 said:

HamsterHuey said:

At least Prince just had his udnerwear on when wearing ridiculous boots.

Get a shave!

You come over and shave whatever part of me you like.

HamsterHuey said:

Dave1992 said:

Get a shave!

You come over and shave whatever part of me you like.

Beware, I'll put on them heels!

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Dave1992 said:

HamsterHuey said:

You come over and shave whatever part of me you like.

Beware, I'll put on them heels!

As long that's all you wear.

I am playing this right now;

"Educate, tolerate, negotiate, communicate

Litigate, graduate, appreciate, separate

Interrogate, violate, fluctuate, perpetrate

Masturbate, stimulate, stimulate, stimulate... "

Dave1992 said:

those shoes are so awesome Dave doesn't know which way is up anymore

HamsterHuey said:

Dave1992 said:

Beware, I'll put on them heels!

As long that's all you wear.

I am playing this right now;

"Educate, tolerate, negotiate, communicate

Litigate, graduate, appreciate, separate

Interrogate, violate, fluctuate, perpetrate

Masturbate, stimulate, stimulate, stimulate... "

Do you really think it's that wonderful?

JustErin said:

Dave1992 said:

Alright, the video is probably the worst video in the history of videos, in terms of quality, lighting etc., but here it is:

you sound so much like this motherfucker I know.

Which one?

NDRU said:

those shoes are so awesome Dave doesn't know which way is up anymore

I told you it's the shittiest video ever!

Dave1992 said:

JustErin said:

Dave1992 said: you sound so much like this motherfucker I know.

Which one?

The one that is trouble.

JustErin said:

Dave1992 said:

Which one?

The one that is trouble.

And do you like how he sounds?

Where is he from?

Dave1992 said:

Do you really think it's that wonderful?

I repeat "stimulate, stimulate, stimulate"

Don't make me post the pics. You're semi-famous now.

JustErin said:

Yes, I do...but so does every other skank that comes his way. He's from a bunch of places but his accent is mostly influenced by the Uk where he spent most of his life.

Really?

The skanks I know are divided into those who absolutely love my accent and love how I pronounce the word "cock" when I tell them how I like it to be sucked, but the other half finds it unattractive and too "posh" sounding and would rather have an L.A. accent telling them to suck their dick...

Thankfully, though, the ones who find it attractive are usually the ones who I find attractive too.

HamsterHuey said:

Dave1992 said:

Do you really think it's that wonderful?

I repeat "stimulate, stimulate, stimulate"

Don't make me post the pics. You're semi-famous now.

Do you really still have them?

Dave1992 said:

HamsterHuey said:

I repeat "stimulate, stimulate, stimulate"

Don't make me post the pics. You're semi-famous now.

Do you really still have them?

SO....

...I'm in the mall earlier today, getting some Christmas shopping done...

...and I walk past a kiosk selling boots...

...and there they are!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave's famous shoes in BLACK!!!

x 1,000 !!!!

Sorry for the crappy cell phone pic.

I almost laughed out loud when I saw them.

I want those too!! How much were they, do you know?

Dave1992 said:

I want those too!! How much were they, do you know?

$40

I asked the vendor when he gave me the "eye" as I was taking a picture of the goods...I told him I was looking for a gift.

...the Org is ruining my life...

PurpleJedi said:

Dave1992 said:

I want those too!! How much were they, do you know?

$40

I asked the vendor when he gave me the "eye" as I was taking a picture of the goods...I told him I was looking for a gift.

...the Org is ruining my life...

x 1000

PurpleJedi said:

Dave1992 said:

I want those too!! How much were they, do you know?

$40

I asked the vendor when he gave me the "eye" as I was taking a picture of the goods...I told him I was looking for a gift.

...the Org is ruining my life...

Awww...

Thank you so much! Do you need me to send you my address via orgnote?

Dave1992 said:

PurpleJedi said:

$40

I asked the vendor when he gave me the "eye" as I was taking a picture of the goods...I told him I was looking for a gift.

...the Org is ruining my life...

Awww...

Thank you so much! Do you need me to send you my address via orgnote?

...too bad I wasn't your Org Secret Santa...