HotGritz said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

You mean the rotten fish emoticon, don't you? The only one they got is this: But there are no wavy lines coming from it with X's in place of its eyes.

I've smelled rotten fish before and I have a feeling this heffa's cooch smelled like cheese, egg, 3-day old cabbage and onion wrapped in a soiled baby diaper. We're gonna need more than a fish emoticon.

My cousin told me one time that when she got a DUI she was arrested and placed in this holding or waiting cell or something with a bunch of other women and one toilet. Anyway, she said some hooker got brought into the room and she went straight over to the toilet and started squatting and grunting and then the room filled with this god awful smell and my cousin heard a clank which the chick later told everyone was keys. Yeah, the hooker had some kind of sex infection and skeeted out keys but I don't remember the rest of the story. I think my brain just got stuck on the fact that her cooter stank up an entire jail cell and out fell some car keys. WWWWOOOOOWWWW!!!!

Oh, I know what you mean. I worked in a convenience store for nine years back in the 1990s (yet, another reason I hate the 1990s ) and part of my duties besides running the register and stocking, was also cleaning the restrooms. The only smell I ever smelled coming from the men's room was the usual piss smell when some little dick motherfucker must have not had a dick big enough to reach over the toilet bowl since his piss ended up on the floor. But cleaning the women's restroom was the worst. Nasty ass tampons in the trash can. And the smells in there ranged from sardines to old spoiled milk. I tell ya honey, if I wasn't gay, those bitches would have turned me gay.