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Thread started 11/14/11 6:34pm

Efan

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My computer is a big, diseased whore

My slutty computer picked up a virus or something. And now I have lost everything...it even seems to have wiped out my external hard drives. Which means I have lost a lot of music. And a lot of work.

I am not happy. Not happy at all.

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Reply #1 posted 11/14/11 6:36pm

paintedlady

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hug

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Reply #2 posted 11/14/11 6:43pm

kewlschool

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Well--Quit down loading all that Porn!! shrug

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #3 posted 11/14/11 6:45pm

Efan

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kewlschool said:

Well--Quit down loading all that Porn!! shrug

I know there comes a time in every man's life when he must stop downloading the porn. But that time is when you're dead.

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Reply #4 posted 11/14/11 6:50pm

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Might wanna get her checked for computer aids.

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Reply #5 posted 11/14/11 6:52pm

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[img:$uid]http://www.houseofzot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/computer_virus1.jpg[/img:$uid]

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach
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Reply #6 posted 11/14/11 7:59pm

johnart

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If I could suck your dick real good to replace everything your computer has fucked you over on I would, just cause I'm a good friend like that. Why isn't life this simple? shrug

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Reply #7 posted 11/14/11 8:05pm

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Sorry about your computer virus. crash beatdeadhorse But if you are able to restore your system, I suggest rebooting it with Ubuntu Linux or Linux Mint. The virus hackers apparently can't be bothered with open source OS'es.

penguin typing

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Reply #8 posted 11/14/11 8:08pm

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johnart said:

If I could suck your dick real good to replace everything your computer has fucked you over on I would, just cause I'm a good friend like that. Why isn't life this simple? shrug

That post makes me sound a bit cheap. I meant it in a dignified and classy way.

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Reply #9 posted 11/14/11 8:26pm

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Too bad you can't DBAN your computer & start fresh. That's what I would do....

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Reply #10 posted 11/14/11 8:27pm

RodeoSchro

Our stupid PC (Dell Craptop) just ate two files! They were downloaded versions of the script and the casting sheet for a skit I'm writing, and I saved my work as I went along. Then, when I closed the files so I could email them and open them at home on my FAR SUPERIOR MacBook, they were gone!

I could not find the files I'd spent two hours editing ANYWHERE on that Dell Craptop computer. I had to recreate my work!

PCs suck. They suck suck suck suck suck suck.

Mac is the ONLY way to go. God Bless your soul, Steve Jobs.

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Reply #11 posted 11/14/11 9:08pm

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Efan said:

My slutty computer picked up a virus or something. And now I have lost everything...it even seems to have wiped out my external hard drives. Which means I have lost a lot of music. And a lot of work.

I am not happy. Not happy at all.

disbelief

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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #12 posted 11/14/11 9:13pm

Visionnaire

Efan said:

My slutty computer picked up a virus or something. And now I have lost everything...it even seems to have wiped out my external hard drives. Which means I have lost a lot of music. And a lot of work.

I am not happy. Not happy at all.

Replace the word "computer" with "girlfriend",
& I could relate.

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Reply #13 posted 11/14/11 9:26pm

veronikka

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[img:$uid]http://www.houseofzot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/computer_virus1.jpg[/img:$uid]

if only it were that easy! lol

Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul
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Reply #14 posted 11/14/11 10:26pm

KidaDynamite

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YES!

I hate this computer!

It's pissing me off!

It won't do what I say! crash

I want a new one!

HULK SMASH!!!

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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #15 posted 11/15/11 4:36am

Efan

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johnart said:

If I could suck your dick real good to replace everything your computer has fucked you over on I would, just cause I'm a good friend like that. Why isn't life this simple? shrug

Why, that sounds so crazy it just might work! Certainly there'd be no harm in trying.

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Reply #16 posted 11/15/11 4:38am

XxAxX

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Efan said:

johnart said:

If I could suck your dick real good to replace everything your computer has fucked you over on I would, just cause I'm a good friend like that. Why isn't life this simple? shrug

Why, that sounds so crazy it just might work! Certainly there'd be no harm in trying.

this is why i love the ORG so much mushy look at us all just getting along smile

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Reply #17 posted 11/15/11 6:06am

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EmeraldSkies said:

[img:$uid]http://www.houseofzot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/computer_virus1.jpg[/img:$uid]

falloff

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Reply #18 posted 11/15/11 6:07am

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johnart said:

johnart said:

If I could suck your dick real good to replace everything your computer has fucked you over on I would, just cause I'm a good friend like that. Why isn't life this simple? shrug

That post makes me sound a bit cheap. I meant it in a dignified and classy way.

Too late dude. The Snuggie is out of the closet.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #19 posted 11/15/11 6:12am

alexnvrmnd777

Efan said:

My slutty computer picked up a virus or something. And now I have lost everything...it even seems to have wiped out my external hard drives. Which means I have lost a lot of music. And a lot of work.

I am not happy. Not happy at all.

You should still be able to recover your data on those hard drives. Try using Wondershare Data Recovery to retrieve it. I can almost guarantee you'd get it back. It's n ot free unfortunately, but I'm sure if you look hard enough, you could get it for free. wink

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Reply #20 posted 11/15/11 6:17am

Efan

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alexnvrmnd777 said:

Efan said:

My slutty computer picked up a virus or something. And now I have lost everything...it even seems to have wiped out my external hard drives. Which means I have lost a lot of music. And a lot of work.

I am not happy. Not happy at all.

You should still be able to recover your data on those hard drives. Try using Wondershare Data Recovery to retrieve it. I can almost guarantee you'd get it back. It's n ot free unfortunately, but I'm sure if you look hard enough, you could get it for free. wink

Thanks for this. I'm starting to investigate all my options here, and I figured I'd have to pay to recover my data, so I'm okay with that. I'll look into this.

Has anyone on here ever had any experience with the Geek Squad? Is it worthwhile? Or any other routes anyone would recommend?

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Reply #21 posted 11/15/11 6:24am

PurpleJedi

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Efan said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

You should still be able to recover your data on those hard drives. Try using Wondershare Data Recovery to retrieve it. I can almost guarantee you'd get it back. It's n ot free unfortunately, but I'm sure if you look hard enough, you could get it for free. wink

Thanks for this. I'm starting to investigate all my options here, and I figured I'd have to pay to recover my data, so I'm okay with that. I'll look into this.

Has anyone on here ever had any experience with the Geek Squad? Is it worthwhile? Or any other routes anyone would recommend?

Do you REALLY want your porn collection in the hands of Geeks?

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Reply #22 posted 11/15/11 6:31am

Efan

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PurpleJedi said:

Efan said:

Thanks for this. I'm starting to investigate all my options here, and I figured I'd have to pay to recover my data, so I'm okay with that. I'll look into this.

Has anyone on here ever had any experience with the Geek Squad? Is it worthwhile? Or any other routes anyone would recommend?

Do you REALLY want your porn collection in the hands of Geeks?

It's actually music and a lot of freelance work, personal writing, etc. (although the freelance stuff I had backed up another way, so I'm pretty much okay with most of that).

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Reply #23 posted 11/15/11 6:32am

Efan

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PurpleJedi said:

Efan said:

Thanks for this. I'm starting to investigate all my options here, and I figured I'd have to pay to recover my data, so I'm okay with that. I'll look into this.

Has anyone on here ever had any experience with the Geek Squad? Is it worthwhile? Or any other routes anyone would recommend?

Do you REALLY want your porn collection in the hands of Geeks?

And I would think if you go into any form of IT repair, 90% of the things you see would be porn. biggrin It'd be like trying to find a plumber who didn't have to deal with poo ever.

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Reply #24 posted 11/15/11 6:34am

PurpleJedi

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Efan said:

PurpleJedi said:

Do you REALLY want your porn collection in the hands of Geeks?

And I would think if you go into any form of IT repair, 90% of the things you see would be porn. biggrin It'd be like trying to find a plumber who didn't have to deal with poo ever.

lol

Never thought of that... nod

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Reply #25 posted 11/15/11 6:41am

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Efan said:



PurpleJedi said:




Efan said:




Thanks for this. I'm starting to investigate all my options here, and I figured I'd have to pay to recover my data, so I'm okay with that. I'll look into this.



Has anyone on here ever had any experience with the Geek Squad? Is it worthwhile? Or any other routes anyone would recommend?




Do you REALLY want your porn collection in the hands of Geeks?




And I would think if you go into any form of IT repair, 90% of the things you see would be porn. biggrin It'd be like trying to find a plumber who didn't have to deal with poo ever.



Never!!!!

Whenever a phone or computer breaks down it gets destroyed down to the last atom. It's not just the porn downloaded from the net, it's also the homemade porn which lives on all my devices.

I'm not shy and in fact I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, but I prefer to be in control of who sees what, when and whether they get to keep a copy of it. I'm convinced that all those ex-gf and homemade clips on the web are stolen from broken PCs by nerds in repair shops.
Susan - turn the guitar up a little bit....
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Reply #26 posted 11/15/11 7:57am

retina

Efan said:

My slutty computer picked up a virus or something. And now I have lost everything...it even seems to have wiped out my external hard drives. Which means I have lost a lot of music. And a lot of work.

I am not happy. Not happy at all.

Wow, the external ones too? I'm assuming they were hooked up to your computer when it happened? I only connect mine when I want to do a backup and then disconnect it again. But maybe that doesn't make any difference. How do you protect yourself when not even external backups offer any safety? confused

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Reply #27 posted 11/15/11 7:59am

retina

PurpleJedi said:

Efan said:

Thanks for this. I'm starting to investigate all my options here, and I figured I'd have to pay to recover my data, so I'm okay with that. I'll look into this.

Has anyone on here ever had any experience with the Geek Squad? Is it worthwhile? Or any other routes anyone would recommend?

Do you REALLY want your porn collection in the hands of Geeks?

I thought the point with Geek Squad was that they come to your house to do the repairs and that you can sit right next to them while they're doing it and make sure that nothing fishy is going on?

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Reply #28 posted 11/15/11 8:07am

Efan

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retina said:

Efan said:

My slutty computer picked up a virus or something. And now I have lost everything...it even seems to have wiped out my external hard drives. Which means I have lost a lot of music. And a lot of work.

I am not happy. Not happy at all.

Wow, the external ones too? I'm assuming they were hooked up to your computer when it happened? I only connect mine when I want to do a backup and then disconnect it again. But maybe that doesn't make any difference. How do you protect yourself when not even external backups offer any safety? confused

Yeah. I thought I was being smart by storing my important files on external hard drives. But when I hook them up to my laptop, the files don't show up. What DID show up was a backup of my PC's hard drive. However, I was scared to do anything with those, since those could be infected.

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Reply #29 posted 11/15/11 8:07am

Machaela

Damn slutty whore computers !

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