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THE HUSBAND STORE
Husband Store
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I like The Husband Store. Although, men also can be difficult to please. I am on the 5th Floor as we speak.[Edited 11/9/11 10:15am] | |
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I would have gotten off on the 4th floor. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Add some more floors with specific details. Such as hair color, personality, type of occupation, etc. I like dark haired men. Do you like a particular look?[Edited 11/9/11 10:22am] | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I heard this one a few years back.
There's an addendum to it about the "Wife Store" across the street.
Something like;
Floor 1 - These Women have Big Boobs
Floor 2 - These Women have Big Boobs and like sex
Floor 3 - These Women have Big Boobs, like sex, and watch Football.
Floors 4, 5 & 6 have never been visited. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Typical. | |
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Floor 5 for me and I'm happy. Hell...I'da stopped at "Loves kids"..
I'm really not that hard to please. It's nice to have the well-rounded man...but really...I just want a guy with a good heart. The rest falls into place somewhere in the mix...
The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror) "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" | |
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Howudoin' ??? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Hey there... The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror) "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" | |
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lovely | |
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Ya dig me, dont'cha?
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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What?? No floor for big dicks? Floor #2 shoulda been "These men have jobs and big dicks." A whole slew o' bitches would have jumbed off there! [Edited 11/10/11 12:28pm] [Edited 11/10/11 12:30pm] | |
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Well, you can't have it all if you tried | |
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Just one floor plus a basement at the wife store! My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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So..."strong romantic streak" on the 5th floor doesn't equal "hung like a horse", huh? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Now that I think about....there's no floor for big dick men who like to eat pussy! What the hell kinda store is this? I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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The salvation of man is through love and in love. - Dr. V. Frankl
"When you close your heart, you close your mind." - Michael Jackson (Man In The Mirror) "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off" | |
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