He was playing Spiderman on SNL when the lucious Emma Stone was hosting. Of course greedy Hollywood has to constantly promote their stupid movies, so they force SNL to do a Spidey skit. The new Spiderman comes on, who is a brit and Samberg makes the point that we are even outsourcing Spiderman to other countries..lol

We couldn't find a fucking American to play Spiderman? What bullshit.

I'm curious why you think SNL was forced to do that skit.

Also curious if you really care about this or if you're just pretending to care.

I haven't watched SNL in yearsssss.

But I'd imagine that as long as they've been on and given their style...

they're not necessarily the type of show that's at the mercy of folk making them do certain skits.

2freaky4church1 said:

We couldn't find a fucking American to play Spiderman? What bullshit.

Efan said:

I'm curious why you think SNL was forced to do that skit.

Exactly. No way in hell they were "forced" to do a Spidey skit, especially since the movie doesn't even come out for another 7 months, at least.

2freaky4church1 said:

He was playing Spiderman on SNL when the lucious Emma Stone was hosting. Of course greedy Hollywood has to constantly promote their stupid movies, so they force SNL to do a Spidey skit. The new Spiderman comes on, who is a brit and Samberg makes the point that we are even outsourcing Spiderman to other countries..lol

We couldn't find a fucking American to play Spiderman? What bullshit.

Oh, we found an American. He just wasn't fucking at the time.
Now, the brit that was the "up" for the part, he was definitely fucking when they found him. Doggy style.
When they saw how he ejaculated all over his lover's backside,
their instant reaction was
"Now here's a guy who knows how to spin a web!"



Sorry.

Couldn't resist.

Is he hot?

2freaky4church1 said:

He was playing Spiderman on SNL when the lucious Emma Stone was hosting. Of course greedy Hollywood has to constantly promote their stupid movies, so they force SNL to do a Spidey skit. The new Spiderman comes on, who is a brit and Samberg makes the point that we are even outsourcing Spiderman to other countries..lol

We couldn't find a fucking American to play Spiderman? What bullshit.

When are people going 2 realize that the U.S. is nothing but a suburb of England?

That guy's humor mostly annoys the shit out of me. I could see him being huge with the Nick Choice Awards crowd.

breese said:

That guy's humor mostly annoys the shit out of me. I could see him being huge with the Nick Choice Awards crowd.

That! He is overrated like Adam Sandler is, and he is no Adam Sandler.

What about Batman?

NDRU said:

What about Batman?

They weren't forced to do a skit about him.

Efan said:

NDRU said:

What about Batman?

They weren't forced to do a skit about him.

LOL but he is not American is he?

NDRU said:

Efan said:

They weren't forced to do a skit about him.

LOL but he is not American is he?

No, he's British. So is the new Superman.

NDRU said:

Efan said:

They weren't forced to do a skit about him.

LOL but he is not American is he?

You're right! And neither is that sneaky Alfred! Even worse, they killed off that good American actress and then they disfigured the other American actor in that last one. Totally anti-American.

Efan said:

NDRU said:

LOL but he is not American is he?

You're right! And neither is that sneaky Alfred! Even worse, they killed off that good American actress and then they disfigured the other American actor in that last one. Totally anti-American.

Is Tobey Maguire the best we can do?!?!

NDRU said:

Efan said:

You're right! And neither is that sneaky Alfred! Even worse, they killed off that good American actress and then they disfigured the other American actor in that last one. Totally anti-American.

Is Tobey Maguire the best we can do?!?!

Spiderman, Batman and Superman are British and Thor is Australian. You've got Iron Man and Captain America though!

By the way, it could be worse. Canada's got Green Lantern.

Sweden's got Pippi Longstocking.

retina said:

NDRU said:

Is Tobey Maguire the best we can do?!?!

Spiderman, Batman and Superman are British and Thor is Australian. You've got Iron Man and Captain America though!

right! Sherlock Holmes!!

NDRU said:

retina said:

Spiderman, Batman and Superman are British and Thor is Australian. You've got Iron Man and Captain America though!

right! Sherlock Holmes!!

There you go. You took one of theirs too.

retina said:

By the way, it could be worse. Canada's got Green Lantern.

LOL.....oh fuck!

2freaky4church1 said:

He was playing Spiderman on SNL when the lucious Emma Stone was hosting. Of course greedy Hollywood has to constantly promote their stupid movies, so they force SNL to do a Spidey skit. The new Spiderman comes on, who is a brit and Samberg makes the point that we are even outsourcing Spiderman to other countries..lol

We couldn't find a fucking American to play Spiderman? What bullshit.

These actors are all faking their USA accents, if you listen to them in interviews you hear their native accents:

The lead sheriff in Walking Dead is British.

The brother in True Blood is Australian.

The lead vampire in True Blood is British.

The lead nerd turned vigilante in Kickass is British

Superman is being filmed with a British actor

Batman is played by a British Actor

The British actor playing Spiderman was also the American friend in "The Social Network".

The lead vampire in Twilight is British

I know I'm forgetting all the actresses!

Basically at the moment, the Brit actors seem to be trained and doing better than the American ones auditioned for the roles.

Batman, I forgot about Batman. noooooooooooooooo

Let a black man be Spiderman, sheesh.

It's because brits are better actors. All the good american actors are 30 and over.