Author | Message |
Toronto Zoo To Breakup Gay Penguin Pair & Force Them To Breed With Chicks
http://instinctmagazine.c...ory=100011
Seemingly taking cues from NOM, Marcus Bachmann's "ex gay" clinic and other dangerous "conversion" centers, the Toronto Zoo has decided to break-up a gay penguin couple deemed in love and force them to mate with available females. Details follow. Buddy and Pedro, like the famous penguin boyfriends at zoos in New York, Japan, Germany and SeaWorld Orlando, are inseparable, and by all accounts (considering what they're observed doing every night) are a monogamous gay couple. But while you and I "ooh" and "ahh" at the undeniable adorable factor the pair eschews, zookeepers in Toronto are plotting a way to split the lovers up, and, perhaps even more traumatically, force them to breed with females. Reports the Toronto Star: Buddy and Pedro’s relationship, however you describe it, is destined to come to an end soon because they have a duty. They have top-notch genes, so the zoo intends to separate them from each other and pair them with females for breeding. Given that African penguins are endangered, the move falls within a species survival plan among zoos. Buddy, 20, and Pedro, 10, are in Toronto as part of the popular African penguin exhibit that opened at the zoo in May. The two, bred in captivity, were part of a group of 12 penguins — six male, six female — that came to Toronto from zoos in the U.S. Even though zoo officials close to the pair admit that "they seem to be in a loving relationship of some sort," it is now time for Buddy and Pedro to pass along the genes they were brought to Toronto to hand off.
[Edited 11/7/11 8:36am] | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Chuck 'em a viagra pill and play them some Big Bird porn?
Isn't artificial insemination an option?
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I would expect nothing less from the US. Searching to find what we lost along the way. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
That's really funny you said that because Toronto is not in the US.. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
| |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
I am going to leave the org for a while as I think my brain has atrophy. Not the only post I've made boobs on. See you in a day or two. Searching to find what we lost along the way. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
and BTW Roy and Silo the two gay Penquins here in NYC have not been seperated.. [Edited 11/7/11 9:40am] | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
She Don't Speak..But She Remembers | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Isn't this story old? I thought those penguins been broke up ever since one of the males went a creepin' in the lady pengquin part of the zoo. Zoo officials need to learn a thing or two about how animals behave in their natural habitat versus some manufactured fake house. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
What's wrong with breaking them up? Let's face it, if we were all gay we wouldn't be here. Oh yeah, artificial insemintation. Nothing says "romance" like a turkey baster up the minge. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
ewwww I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
This makes me really embarassed for us. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Most animals are adaptable and considering that penguins have a hard enough time breeding in capitivity, I say the zoo officials are doing what is necessary. This penguin species is endangered so the promoting of breeding is essential to their survival. Sadly, if humans weren't fucking up the habitat of many of these creatures and hunting them for sport then captivity wouldn't even be necessary in the first place. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Sometimes even gays have to step up and do whats right for the species. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Wow, gay pinguins are as common as gay humans.
Over here in Artis there as a male couple who have been together for years. It was very thrilling when they hatched an egg that was left alone and they were breeding on it. Sadly their baby pinguin died of pneumonia.
The couple has been accepted in both the pinguin as the human community over here. Hope the same will happen for the gays in Canada.
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Don't people realize that we are as animal as them? We don't have the right to break them up. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
But if the survival of their species is dependent upon them mating as they might otherwise do outside of a controlled and artificial environment then why not? Its better to have a bunch of penguins than just two and we certainly don't want to kidnap more penguins from the wild do we? Without these two, there are only 4 male penguins andall of the inseminating can't depend on them because at some point you will end up with inbreeding. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
TRUE... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Believe me, under the current municipal and federal administrations, Toronto is pretty much the U.S. right now. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
JoeTyler, you never fail with these topics, do ya? الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
My Albums: https://zillzmp.bandcamp.com/music My Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/zillz82 | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Duplicate post [Edited 11/8/11 8:35am] Susan - turn the guitar up a little bit.... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Duplicate post [Edited 11/8/11 8:36am] Susan - turn the guitar up a little bit.... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Force them to breed with chicks????? Given that chicks are juvenile birds, won't that make them penguin paedophiles? Susan - turn the guitar up a little bit.... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
So...they're going to break them up and FORCE them to mate?
Are they going to hold guns to the penguins heads until they fuck a female or are they just going to put them in a habitat with a female and let the natural order of things take place?
I mean, if the penguins are truly gay then they will absolutely refuse their new female partners, right? She has robes and she has monkeys, lazy diamond studded flunkies.... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
They will put sardines on the girl penguins coochies and the boy penguins will eat them out and the fuck them. You really can't go wrong with food and sex. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
If they place me in a cell for the rest of my life with a chick...I might just have to make it do what it do. [img:$uid]http://static.rateyourmusic.com/lk/f/a/4b70d718bbb8b4fa9f308797ae5393f0/942999.jpg[/img:$uid] It's sad but, if it were human beings that were going extinct I think it would happen to us gay folk too. Force us to breed. Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Wow, what an image! Shake it til ya make it | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
That's just rather cruel to break them up. Artificial insemination seems like a good option, but I suppose it's also costly. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Happy News for Toronto’s Gay Penguin Couple (PHOTOS) By Sanskrity Sinha | Nov 09, 2011 06:47 AM EDT Gays seem to be getting support everywhere. Here is a happy news for Pedro and Buddy, the two African penguins at the Toronto Zoo that were identified as a gay couple. When the zookeepers noticed behavior denoting a gay relationship between the two penguins, they decided to separate the penguins for pairing them with females to help preserve the endangered species. However, the zoo authorities have said that the "gay penguins" will be reunited after they mate with other female penguins, reports Reuters. See below the pictures of Pedro and Buddy showing signs of intimacy in their bonding.
http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/246081/20111109/happy-news-toronto-s-gay-penguin-couple.htm [Edited 11/11/11 9:30am] | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |