Spinlight said:

Lot of people pee themselves during sex but it's not considered ejaculate. When a woman does it, it's "cumming"... lol.

For what it's worth, women who "squirt" in porn movies are not actually squirting anything but the water they had shot up in there with an enema squeeze bottle off-camera (true facts).

This reminds me of the time I learned Santa Clause wasn't real

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Dave1992 said:

All women I spent more than one night with eventually "learned" how to squirt. It wasn't always the same, one squirted only a little, one was lying in a pool of liquid when she got up, one literally squirted gallons across the room.

However, it only ever happened with vaginal penetration. When I licked them and they came, of course, they were very wet, but the actualy squirting only happened when I fucked them quite hard.

When it happened, I loved it; it's fun and it shows that she can let loose completely, which is a huge turn-on.

But when it doesn't happen, I'm happy, because there is no mess.

Dave, I know you're the second biggest sex god in all of Austria and all that, but I'm going to have to call BS on these claims. 1. Many women are physiologically incapable of ejaculating. The women you claimed to have "taught" to squirt were, in all likelihood, just letting out s bit of pee to keep you happy, so that you would stop "educating" them about their own bodies. As you get older and more experienced you'll discover that women are very good at at telling little white lies in order to massage the fragile male ego. 2. If a woman squirted "literally gallons" of ejaculate as you claim, then she would die of shock as a result of a catastrophic drop in blood pressure brought on by extreme dehydration.

Excuse me, but not only do I find it a bit upsetting, but also ridiculous, when people claim that I am lying when I'm actually not.

Age of course made you the wisest person on earth and a visionary (all old people know everything), but your eyes must have got worse, because:

I never said all women were physiologically capable of squirtung (how the fuck would I know? How the fuck would anyone know?).

I know what piss tastes like and I know what piss looks like and I also know what it looks like when a woman pees. It was not urin.

I never said I "taught" women to squirt, even though it might be correct to some extent. Do you know why? Because I didn't want people like you to act all wise and experienced and think this was about pride, when it actually isn't. I said they learned it, although I might have helped.

None of them died of shock. There was a point when they couldn't take and squirt no more, once she almost fainted, they are usually all shaky and thirsty afterwards (which is logical). So yes, dehidration is not only possible but frequent with squirting women. That doesn't mean they have to die because of it.

Puhlease, stop that shit. It doesn't make me a better person, just because I had the luck (?) to meet so many women who could squirt a lot, but it sure enough makes you sound a bit pathetic if you believe it doesn't exist or that I'm lying just because you didn't have the same personal experiences as I did, even though you are a million years old.

Steadwood said:

Spinlight said:

Lot of people pee themselves during sex but it's not considered ejaculate. When a woman does it, it's "cumming"... lol.

For what it's worth, women who "squirt" in porn movies are not actually squirting anything but the water they had shot up in there with an enema squeeze bottle off-camera (true facts).

This reminds me of the time I learned Santa Clause wasn't real

what?????!!

Dave1992 said:

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Dave1992 said:

Excuse me, but not only do I find it a bit upsetting, but also ridiculous, when people claim that I am lying when I'm actually not.

Age of course made you the wisest person on earth and a visionary (all old people know everything), but your eyes must have got worse, because:

I never said all women were physiologically capable of squirtung (how the fuck would I know? How the fuck would anyone know?).

I know what piss tastes like and I know what piss looks like and I also know what it looks like when a woman pees. It was not urin.

I never said I "taught" women to squirt, even though it might be correct to some extent. Do you know why? Because I didn't want people like you to act all wise and experienced and think this was about pride, when it actually isn't. I said they learned it, although I might have helped.

None of them died of shock. There was a point when they couldn't take and squirt no more, once she almost fainted, they are usually all shaky and thirsty afterwards (which is logical). So yes, dehidration is not only possible but frequent with squirting women. That doesn't mean they have to die because of it.

Puhlease, stop that shit. It doesn't make me a better person, just because I had the luck (?) to meet so many women who could squirt a lot, but it sure enough makes you sound a bit pathetic if you believe it doesn't exist or that I'm lying just because you didn't have the same personal experiences as I did, even though you are a million years old.

Sorry. I still call BS. I think you're probably fairly sexually inexperienced, but you want to come across as a bit of a stud and a man of the world. My guess is that you've had less than 5 girlfriends, they were all around the same age and level of inexperience as you, and you still live with your mum (or you did until recently).

You, Sir, are not very intelligent. You want to prove your point, but you can't, so you reach out to immature remarks you have absolutely no proof for and hope that it will make your point more valid.

Like I said, I don't need to come across as a stud, because I don't think it makes someone a better or more intelligent person. You seem to think so, otherwise you wouldn't try to insult me with shit like that. It actually says a lot more about you than it would about me.

And for the record, I am everything but fairly sexually inexperienced (which is, of course, relative, but I think my guess is quite good, after having talked to many people who are the same age as me.)

I didn't have less than five girlfriends, but what the fuck does that have to do with this? Are you one of those pathetic immature fellas who try to brag to their mates in a lonely pub, every Friday night? "I had another girlfriend last week, now it's 34! Lawd, that bitch was a fucking whore! Alan only had 6, he's probably queer."

And no, they weren't around the same age.

My mother moved to another country about five years ago and I don't see her much. I have lived on my own since I was 17. Cool, isn't it? I always laugh about people who still have healthy relationships with their parents, because I bet they have never had sex and are probably queer too!

I usually don't do this because it doesn't change the people it's directed at, but this time I really, really have to:

Idiot!

Dave1992 said:

Dave1992 said:

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Dave1992 said: Sorry. I still call BS. I think you're probably fairly sexually inexperienced, but you want to come across as a bit of a stud and a man of the world. My guess is that you've had less than 5 girlfriends, they were all around the same age and level of inexperience as you, and you still live with your mum (or you did until recently).

You, Sir, are not very intelligent. You want to prove your point, but you can't, so you reach out to immature remarks you have absolutely no proof for and hope that it will make your point more valid.

Like I said, I don't need to come across as a stud, because I don't think it makes someone a better or more intelligent person. You seem to think so, otherwise you wouldn't try to insult me with shit like that. It actually says a lot more about you than it would about me.

And for the record, I am everything but fairly sexually inexperienced (which is, of course, relative, but I think my guess is quite good, after having talked to many people who are the same age as me.)

I didn't have less than five girlfriends, but what the fuck does that have to do with this? Are you one of those pathetic immature fellas who try to brag to their mates in a lonely pub, every Friday night? "I had another girlfriend last week, now it's 34! Lawd, that bitch was a fucking whore! Alan only had 6, he's probably queer."

And no, they weren't around the same age.

My mother moved to another country about five years ago and I don't see her much. I have lived on my own since I was 17. Cool, isn't it? I always laugh about people who still have healthy relationships with their parents, because I bet they have never had sex and are probably queer too!

I usually don't do this because it doesn't change the people it's directed at, but this time I really, really have to:

Idiot!

This is some funny shit right here. You do not have to explain yourself Dave. It really isn't worth your time.

I am a woman, I can ejaculate and I can tell you that it is NOT urine. Comes from a totally different place, feels different, tastes different, smell different....

Men are funny!

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Dave1992 said:

You, Sir, are not very intelligent. You want to prove your point, but you can't, so you reach out to immature remarks you have absolutely no proof for and hope that it will make your point more valid.

Like I said, I don't need to come across as a stud, because I don't think it makes someone a better or more intelligent person. You seem to think so, otherwise you wouldn't try to insult me with shit like that. It actually says a lot more about you than it would about me.

And for the record, I am everything but fairly sexually inexperienced (which is, of course, relative, but I think my guess is quite good, after having talked to many people who are the same age as me.)

I didn't have less than five girlfriends, but what the fuck does that have to do with this? Are you one of those pathetic immature fellas who try to brag to their mates in a lonely pub, every Friday night? "I had another girlfriend last week, now it's 34! Lawd, that bitch was a fucking whore! Alan only had 6, he's probably queer."

And no, they weren't around the same age.

My mother moved to another country about five years ago and I don't see her much. I have lived on my own since I was 17. Cool, isn't it? I always laugh about people who still have healthy relationships with their parents, because I bet they have never had sex and are probably queer too!

I usually don't do this because it doesn't change the people it's directed at, but this time I really, really have to:

Idiot!

Lol. Methinks he doth protest too much! Still, you keep teaching dem laydeeez the ways of luurrrrve, you red hot Austrian sex guru. PS: do they often say "lawd" in your country, or just when they're trying to sound all cool, sexy and American/ghetto? [Edited 10/20/11 6:20am]

A little off topic, but...

Since when is the use of the word "Lawd" ghetto? That word along with "y'all" is widely used is casual conversation with people who have roots or connections to the American south and the vernacular used there. It's use is hardly exclusive to ghettoes.

Shanti0608 said:

Dave1992 said:

You, Sir, are not very intelligent. You want to prove your point, but you can't, so you reach out to immature remarks you have absolutely no proof for and hope that it will make your point more valid.

Like I said, I don't need to come across as a stud, because I don't think it makes someone a better or more intelligent person. You seem to think so, otherwise you wouldn't try to insult me with shit like that. It actually says a lot more about you than it would about me.

And for the record, I am everything but fairly sexually inexperienced (which is, of course, relative, but I think my guess is quite good, after having talked to many people who are the same age as me.)

I didn't have less than five girlfriends, but what the fuck does that have to do with this? Are you one of those pathetic immature fellas who try to brag to their mates in a lonely pub, every Friday night? "I had another girlfriend last week, now it's 34! Lawd, that bitch was a fucking whore! Alan only had 6, he's probably queer."

And no, they weren't around the same age.

My mother moved to another country about five years ago and I don't see her much. I have lived on my own since I was 17. Cool, isn't it? I always laugh about people who still have healthy relationships with their parents, because I bet they have never had sex and are probably queer too!

I usually don't do this because it doesn't change the people it's directed at, but this time I really, really have to:

Idiot!

This is some funny shit right here. You do not have to explain yourself Dave. It really isn't worth your time.

I am a woman, I can ejaculate and I can tell you that it is NOT urine. Comes from a totally different place, feels different, tastes different, smell different....

Men are funny!

This.

Ottensen said:

Shanti0608 said:

This is some funny shit right here. You do not have to explain yourself Dave. It really isn't worth your time.

I am a woman, I can ejaculate and I can tell you that it is NOT urine. Comes from a totally different place, feels different, tastes different, smell different....

Men are funny!

This.

Ottensen said:

Ottensen said:

Shanti0608 said:

This is some funny shit right here. You do not have to explain yourself Dave. It really isn't worth your time.

I am a woman, I can ejaculate and I can tell you that it is NOT urine. Comes from a totally different place, feels different, tastes different, smell different....

Men are funny!

This.

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Dave1992 said:

You, Sir, are not very intelligent. You want to prove your point, but you can't, so you reach out to immature remarks you have absolutely no proof for and hope that it will make your point more valid.

Like I said, I don't need to come across as a stud, because I don't think it makes someone a better or more intelligent person. You seem to think so, otherwise you wouldn't try to insult me with shit like that. It actually says a lot more about you than it would about me.

And for the record, I am everything but fairly sexually inexperienced (which is, of course, relative, but I think my guess is quite good, after having talked to many people who are the same age as me.)

I didn't have less than five girlfriends, but what the fuck does that have to do with this? Are you one of those pathetic immature fellas who try to brag to their mates in a lonely pub, every Friday night? "I had another girlfriend last week, now it's 34! Lawd, that bitch was a fucking whore! Alan only had 6, he's probably queer."

And no, they weren't around the same age.

My mother moved to another country about five years ago and I don't see her much. I have lived on my own since I was 17. Cool, isn't it? I always laugh about people who still have healthy relationships with their parents, because I bet they have never had sex and are probably queer too!

I usually don't do this because it doesn't change the people it's directed at, but this time I really, really have to:

Idiot!

Lol. Methinks he doth protest too much! Still, you keep teaching dem laydeeez the ways of luurrrrve, you red hot Austrian sex guru. PS: do they often say "lawd" in your country, or just when they're trying to sound all cool, sexy and American/ghetto? [Edited 10/20/11 6:20am]

Alright, let's go there and fight on another front!

They hardly ever say "lawd" in my country. Actually, hardly any words I type here are often used in Austria, because English is not the native language in that country; so what's your point? I use the word for the exact reasons other people use it; either because they got used to it, think it sounds funny, cool or fits the situation or for ironic reasons (my reason).

But yeah, thanks for pointing that out, you definitely won now!

I'm out. Too much time wasted.

Shanti0608 said:

Ottensen said:

This.

Thank you!

FuzzyWitch said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

I did?

did u contimue having sex after it happened????

Of course, why wouldnt I.

Dave1992 said:

They hardly ever say "lawd" in my country. Actually, hardly any words I type here are often used in Austria, because English is not the native language in that country

I'm not getting involved in this argument, but this ^^^ here is

KidaDynamite said:

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Back in the day I had a GF who was a squirter. The fluid that came out wasn't clear, it was sort of translucent, like watered down milk and it smelt a bit funny too - sort of acrid, a bit like pine or wood. TBH, I found it to be a pain in the neck because of all the cleaning up that was necessary, and after sex, rather than just giving the operational parts a wash, I'd need a shower......and I didn't have a shower where I was living at the time, only a bath, and the water took ages to heat up. Also, on at least one occasion I can recall, she came in my mouth without warning me, which I thought was pretty bad manners.

Do people even use manners when having sex??? "Baby, after I finish rearranging your guts with my dick I'd like to cum in your mouth please, and thank you!"

Shanti0608 said:

Dave1992 said:

You, Sir, are not very intelligent. You want to prove your point, but you can't, so you reach out to immature remarks you have absolutely no proof for and hope that it will make your point more valid.

Like I said, I don't need to come across as a stud, because I don't think it makes someone a better or more intelligent person. You seem to think so, otherwise you wouldn't try to insult me with shit like that. It actually says a lot more about you than it would about me.

And for the record, I am everything but fairly sexually inexperienced (which is, of course, relative, but I think my guess is quite good, after having talked to many people who are the same age as me.)

I didn't have less than five girlfriends, but what the fuck does that have to do with this? Are you one of those pathetic immature fellas who try to brag to their mates in a lonely pub, every Friday night? "I had another girlfriend last week, now it's 34! Lawd, that bitch was a fucking whore! Alan only had 6, he's probably queer."

And no, they weren't around the same age.

My mother moved to another country about five years ago and I don't see her much. I have lived on my own since I was 17. Cool, isn't it? I always laugh about people who still have healthy relationships with their parents, because I bet they have never had sex and are probably queer too!

I usually don't do this because it doesn't change the people it's directed at, but this time I really, really have to:

Idiot!

This is some funny shit right here. You do not have to explain yourself Dave. It really isn't worth your time.

I am a woman, I can ejaculate and I can tell you that it is NOT urine. Comes from a totally different place, feels different, tastes different, smell different....

Men are funny!

Being a woman has nothing to do with it.

Thankfully, science proves many things. And yes, urine is a component of said ejaculate in many cases. You might not like the thought that you've eaten your own piss, but you just may have. In the end, you know less than the biologists know and they ain't writing the book on pussy juice any time soon.

Spinlight said:

Shanti0608 said:

This is some funny shit right here. You do not have to explain yourself Dave. It really isn't worth your time.

I am a woman, I can ejaculate and I can tell you that it is NOT urine. Comes from a totally different place, feels different, tastes different, smell different....

Men are funny!

Being a woman has nothing to do with it.

Thankfully, science proves many things. And yes, urine is a component of said ejaculate in many cases. You might not like the thought that you've eaten your own piss, but you just may have. In the end, you know less than the biologists know and they ain't writing the book on pussy juice any time soon.

OK. Thanks. Btw, I don't care if I have tasted my own piss.

Shanti0608 said:

Spinlight said:

Being a woman has nothing to do with it.

Thankfully, science proves many things. And yes, urine is a component of said ejaculate in many cases. You might not like the thought that you've eaten your own piss, but you just may have. In the end, you know less than the biologists know and they ain't writing the book on pussy juice any time soon.

OK. Thanks. Btw, I don't care if I have tasted my own piss.

Best response ever.

Shanti0608 said:

Spinlight said:

Being a woman has nothing to do with it.

Thankfully, science proves many things. And yes, urine is a component of said ejaculate in many cases. You might not like the thought that you've eaten your own piss, but you just may have. In the end, you know less than the biologists know and they ain't writing the book on pussy juice any time soon.

OK. Thanks. Btw, I don't care if I have tasted my own piss.

Um, then how do you speak with such authority about the contents of the fluid? Scientists don't even know where the fluid is stored or how to extract it.

Cloudbuster said:

Shanti0608 said:

OK. Thanks. Btw, I don't care if I have tasted my own piss.

Best response ever.

this thread...

Adisa said:

this thread...

Right.

Spinlight said:

Shanti0608 said:

OK. Thanks. Btw, I don't care if I have tasted my own piss.

Um, then how do you speak with such authority about the contents of the fluid? Scientists don't even know where the fluid is stored or how to extract it.

I am not here to argue. Just telling you what I experience. Been doing a little research and it does not look like you are all knowing about this subject either.

Shanti0608 said:

Spinlight said:

Um, then how do you speak with such authority about the contents of the fluid? Scientists don't even know where the fluid is stored or how to extract it.

I am not here to argue. Just telling you what I experience. Been doing a little research and it does not look like you are all knowing about this subject either.

Feel free to prove anything at all.

Spinlight said:

Shanti0608 said:

I am not here to argue. Just telling you what I experience. Been doing a little research and it does not look like you are all knowing about this subject either.

Feel free to prove anything at all.

I could capture some of mine in a bottle and take it to the local lab perhaps.

Shanti0608 said:

Spinlight said:

Feel free to prove anything at all.

I could capture some of mine in a bottle and take it to the local lab perhaps.

My uncle is a chemist, if you'd like to volunteer your specimens.