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Thread started 10/07/11 5:45am

funkpill	Two Blondes Were In A Parking Lot Trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
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Reply #1 posted 10/07/11 5:49am

PurpleJedi

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #2 posted 10/07/11 6:18am

starkitty	a frayed knot.
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Reply #3 posted 10/07/11 6:28am

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #4 posted 10/07/11 6:30am

XxAxX

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starkitty said:

a frayed knot.

oh come on now. just substitute your favorite minority instead of the word "blonde" and it's even funnier wink just kidding

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Reply #5 posted 10/07/11 6:39am

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Reminds me of this classic;

BLONDESTAR

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #6 posted 10/07/11 6:39am

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lol

Happy Friday! biggrin

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #7 posted 10/07/11 8:17am

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This made my day, thank you hug

Have a great weekend! cool

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #8 posted 10/07/11 8:23am

BlackAdder7	[youtube:X]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4X[/youtube:X]
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Reply #9 posted 10/07/11 9:21am

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Reply #10 posted 10/07/11 11:01am

Nothinbutjoy

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

hug rose martini

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Reply #11 posted 10/07/11 12:20pm

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XxAxX said:

starkitty said:

a frayed knot.

oh come on now. just substitute your favorite minority instead of the word "blonde" and it's even funnier just kidding

falloff !!!

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Reply #12 posted 10/07/11 5:27pm

Hershe

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Haha!

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Reply #13 posted 10/07/11 5:51pm

davetherave676 7	Eye came home from work 2 find my blonde girlfriend propping up the washing machine on 1 side with 2 bricks...... "What the fuck r u doing u blonde bitch"? "Im doing the washing at 30 degrees u twat".......... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #14 posted 10/07/11 5:53pm

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falloff

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Reply #15 posted 10/07/11 9:30pm

johnart

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lol

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Reply #16 posted 10/07/11 9:43pm

nursev	Good one Funk
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Reply #17 posted 10/08/11 12:24pm

bobbyperu	What happens when a blonde swallows a mosquito? She has more brains in her stomach than in her head.
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