I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST______________________________________

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eat the last Oreo

step on my J's

coughed without covering your damn mouth

. . . just whip out your dick while watching Cape Fear on the couch.

. . . just use MY towel to dry your own ass.

. . . pour out a bag of jellybeans in the bed you sleep in butt ass nekkid to find all the red ones.

SCNDLS said:

. . . just whip out your dick while watching Cape Fear on the couch.

. . . just use MY towel to dry your own ass.

. . . pour out a bag of jellybeans in the bed you sleep in butt ass nekkid to find all the red ones.

AND

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

. . . just whip out your dick while watching Cape Fear on the couch.

. . . just use MY towel to dry your own ass.

. . . pour out a bag of jellybeans in the bed you sleep in butt ass nekkid to find all the red ones.

AND

This shit happened to me last week

drop it like its hot while we were in church.

fart in the open and claim you didn't smell anything.

masturbate to my Victoria's Secret catalog.

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

AND

This shit happened to me last week

I hope you told his ass to bounce!

HotGritz said:

I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T______________________________________

Lick the pussy two times and act like you were done.

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

This shit happened to me last week

I hope you told his ass to bounce!

Nah, I had him jerk off while I watched, fully clothed, and THEN I told him to bounce

HotGritz said:

I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T______________________________________

tRY tO sTICK yOUr fINGER iN mY bUTT! fUCK tHIS, i'M LEAVING!

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SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

I hope you told his ass to bounce!

Nah, I had him jerk off while I watched, fully clothed, and THEN I told him to bounce

Gurl uza freak!!!! I thought I was the only one who enjoyed a man's manual stimulation.

Tittypants said:

HotGritz said:

I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T______________________________________

tRY tO sTICK yOU fINGER iN mY bUTT! fUCK tHIS, i'M LEAVING!

SCNDLS said:

KidaDynamite said:

I know you did NOT just roll up in the house and kick off your shoes knowing your feet smells like it's been hibernating in a pickle jar.

oooommmmmggggg ewwww!

...leave a $3 tip for a $60 meal

ask to borrow my foundation when your face look like hamburger meat.

HotGritz said:

...call me from outside to say you in the car waiting when you got two perfectly good walking legs and feet to walk your lazy ass to my front door and ring the damn doorbell.

...text me to say that you are drunk. Ummm okayyyy????

...ask me why I hadn't been to the gym this week when you got this big ass Heineken belly starring straight at my face. Please and

...just say that you haven't been to the grocery store in a month due to funds being tight, but you on the Coach website eyeing a bag you want to buy.

HotGritz said:

...leave a $3 tip for a $60 meal

ask to borrow my foundation when your face look like hamburger meat.

WTF?? Why did I get an image of this guy when I read this:

missfee said:

HotGritz said:

...leave a $3 tip for a $60 meal

ask to borrow my foundation when your face look like hamburger meat.

WTF?? Why did I get an image of this guy when I read this:

I swear he looks like a puppet!

....get mad at me cuz YOUR man was looking MY way.

...leave the toilet seat up AGAIN

.....cut me off on the freeway then drive slower than miss daisy in a turtle parade.

...get in line with a welfare cart full of groceries and 200+ coupons that you want to hand to the cashier one at a time!!!!

carry your drunk ass over here and pull my hair. NUCCA WHAT?! *pistol*

...use me to make your ex-girl jealous and then when her ghetto ass goes off the hinges you stand there and don't correct her. You manless muthafucka.

...put your Xmas lights up ALREADY!

...try and get into an after party by promising the bodyguard that you'll bring a friend..meaning me!

....let your grubby 2 year old put his little nasty palms all on my freshly cleaned curtains!

missfee said:

...use me to make your ex-girl jealous and then when her ghetto ass goes off the hinges you stand there and don't correct her. You manless muthafucka.

IKR?

come outside with a belly shirt on when you know damn well you got a gut.

wear flipflops the very first day of spring and it's only 58 degrees outside

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...park in the handicapped zone with your perfectly healthy ass.

...wear booty shorts in the rain.

....ask for a sip of my frappachino when you just got finished easting spicy pork rinds.

put those same drawers on for the seventh day in a row

XxAxX said:

put those same drawers on for the seventh day in a row

oh no you dih int

XxAxX said:

put those same drawers on for the seventh day in a row

now that's beyond nasty.