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I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST______________________________________ [Edited 10/7/11 13:08pm] I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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eat the last Oreo
step on my J's
coughed without covering your damn mouth I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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. . . just whip out your dick while watching Cape Fear on the couch.
. . . just use MY towel to dry your own ass.
. . . pour out a bag of jellybeans in the bed you sleep in butt ass nekkid to find all the red ones.
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AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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This shit happened to me last week | |
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drop it like its hot while we were in church.
fart in the open and claim you didn't smell anything.
masturbate to my Victoria's Secret catalog. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I hope you told his ass to bounce! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Lick the pussy two times and act like you were done. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Nah, I had him jerk off while I watched, fully clothed, and THEN I told him to bounce | |
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tRY tO sTICK yOUr fINGER iN mY bUTT! fUCK tHIS, i'M LEAVING! [Edited 10/7/11 16:16pm] الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Gurl uza freak!!!! I thought I was the only one who enjoyed a man's manual stimulation. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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SCNDLS said:
Nah, I had him jerk off while I watched, fully clothed, and THEN I told him to bounce I knew I loved you for a reason. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I know you did NOT just roll up in the house and kick off your shoes knowing your feet smells like it's been hibernating in a pickle jar. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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oooommmmmggggg ewwww! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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...leave a $3 tip for a $60 meal
ask to borrow my foundation when your face look like hamburger meat. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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HotGritz said: ... ask to borrow my foundation when your face look like hamburger meat. :omg: surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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...call me from outside to say you in the car waiting when you got two perfectly good walking legs and feet to walk your lazy ass to my front door and ring the damn doorbell.
...text me to say that you are drunk. Ummm okayyyy????
...ask me why I hadn't been to the gym this week when you got this big ass Heineken belly starring straight at my face. Please and
...just say that you haven't been to the grocery store in a month due to funds being tight, but you on the Coach website eyeing a bag you want to buy. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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WTF?? Why did I get an image of this guy when I read this:
I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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I swear he looks like a puppet! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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....get mad at me cuz YOUR man was looking MY way.
...leave the toilet seat up AGAIN
.....cut me off on the freeway then drive slower than miss daisy in a turtle parade.
...get in line with a welfare cart full of groceries and 200+ coupons that you want to hand to the cashier one at a time!!!! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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carry your drunk ass over here and pull my hair. NUCCA WHAT?! *pistol*
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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...use me to make your ex-girl jealous and then when her ghetto ass goes off the hinges you stand there and don't correct her. You manless muthafucka. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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...put your Xmas lights up ALREADY!
...try and get into an after party by promising the bodyguard that you'll bring a friend..meaning me!
....let your grubby 2 year old put his little nasty palms all on my freshly cleaned curtains! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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IKR? I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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come outside with a belly shirt on when you know damn well you got a gut.
wear flipflops the very first day of spring and it's only 58 degrees outside [Edited 10/7/11 14:06pm] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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...park in the handicapped zone with your perfectly healthy ass.
...wear booty shorts in the rain.
....ask for a sip of my frappachino when you just got finished easting spicy pork rinds.
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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put those same drawers on for the seventh day in a row
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oh no you dih int | |
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now that's beyond nasty. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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