I wanna know. Enlighten Me.

This thread ain't for everybody - only the sexy people.

I'll let you know after I change my diaper.

starkitty said:

This thread ain't for everybody - only the sexy people.

Well....are you? Please, share with me some perks....

I travel everywhere by cloud, and they are humbled to transport me.

It's a burden.

Everybody thinks your gay even if you're going through a straight phase.

My clothes are laid out every morning by chirpy birds (real birds not English birds).

starkitty said:

I travel everywhere by cloud, and they are humbled to transport me.

Cool. When you shit, Is it full of glitter & smells like oven Baked chocolate chip cookies?

I bathe in lukewarm taco sauce.

imago said:

It's a burden.

Everybody thinks your gay even if you're going through a straight phase.

Rest asured that nobody thinks you're gay because of your looks.

johnart said:

imago said:

It's a burden.

Everybody thinks your gay even if you're going through a straight phase.

Rest asured that nobody thinks you're gay because of your looks.

All of my food is vaporized so I need only breathe it in, eliminating the need for dental care and unseemly digestive processes.

johnart said:

imago said:

It's a burden.

Everybody thinks your gay even if you're going through a straight phase.

Rest asured that nobody thinks you're gay because of your looks.

You know what? I'm tired of you implying or hinting that I'm not extremely straight.

johnart said:

imago said:

It's a burden.

Everybody thinks your gay even if you're going through a straight phase.

Rest asured that nobody thinks you're gay because of your looks.

PurpleJedi said:

johnart said:

Rest asured that nobody thinks you're gay because of your looks.

NO.

Just no.

I'm totally into chicks and I exude masculine energy.

Please believe me.

imago said:

johnart said:

Rest asured that nobody thinks you're gay because of your looks.

You know what? I'm tired of you implying or hinting that I'm not extremely straight.

Look here ass-puppet, I didn't hint at anything. I just pointed out that your looks have nothing to do with people thinking your a human penis cozy.

johnart said:

imago said:

You know what? I'm tired of you implying or hinting that I'm not extremely straight.

Look here ass-puppet, I didn't hint at anything. I just pointed out that your looks have nothing to do with people thinking your a human penis cozy.

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

NO.

Just no.

I'm totally into chicks and I exude masculine energy.

Please believe me.

Yeah, well...according to Pickles's list, I'm basically one category shy of growing a vagina myself so I can't comment on your feminine masculinity.

johnart said:

imago said:

You know what? I'm tired of you implying or hinting that I'm not extremely straight.

Look here ass-puppet, I didn't hint at anything. I just pointed out that your looks have nothing to do with people thinking your a human penis cozy.

johnart said:

imago said:

You know what? I'm tired of you implying or hinting that I'm not extremely straight.

Look here ass-puppet, I didn't hint at anything. I just pointed out that your looks have nothing to do with people thinking your a human penis cozy.

It's actually quite a burden.

There are so many uggos around that the world really NEEDS us, and that means we have a lot of pressure not only to sustain our attractiveness, but indeed to increase it wherever possible.

It's important not only as an aesthetic anaesthetic to the pain of normal bland existence that most people endure, but it is also to better enable vicarious living through us, that normal people ("avvies" we call them) like to try, even though, c'mon, they can never really know what it's like.

imago said:

johnart said:

Look here ass-puppet, I didn't hint at anything. I just pointed out that your looks have nothing to do with people thinking your a human penis cozy.

Who says sperm isn't good for the complexion? Not you.

Your gayness is blinding.

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imago said:

johnart said:

Look here ass-puppet, I didn't hint at anything. I just pointed out that your looks have nothing to do with people thinking your a human penis cozy.

The Marlboro Man would be instanteneously emasculated by that pic.

NDRU said:

It's actually quite a burden.

There are so many uggos around that the world really NEEDS us, and that means we have a lot of pressure not only to sustain our attractiveness, but indeed to increase it wherever possible.

It's important not only as an aesthetic anaesthetic to the pain of normal bland existence that most people endure, but it is also to better enable vicarious living through us, that normal people ("avvies" we call them) like to try, even though, c'mon, they can never really know what it's like.

@ "uggos"

PurpleJedi said:

NDRU said:

It's actually quite a burden.

There are so many uggos around that the world really NEEDS us, and that means we have a lot of pressure not only to sustain our attractiveness, but indeed to increase it wherever possible.

It's important not only as an aesthetic anaesthetic to the pain of normal bland existence that most people endure, but it is also to better enable vicarious living through us, that normal people ("avvies" we call them) like to try, even though, c'mon, they can never really know what it's like.

@ "uggos"

That word should be in the dictionary.

imago said:

johnart said:

Look here ass-puppet, I didn't hint at anything. I just pointed out that your looks have nothing to do with people thinking your a human penis cozy.

judging him by that pic alone, I would gladly suck that young man's cock off

JoeTyler said:

imago said:

judging him by that pic alone, I would gladly suck that young man's cock off

You can't. He's straight now.

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I kill me.

Genesia said:

JoeTyler said:

judging him by that pic alone, I would gladly suck that young man's cock off

You can't. He's straight now.

[img:$uid]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g216/rebecca8273/emoticon/0002.gif[/img:$uid]

I kill me.