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Feeling Edgy, A Man Took A Hot Bath Just as he’d become comfortable, the front doorbell rang.
The man got out of the tub, put on terry cloth slippers and a large towel, wrapped his head in a smaller towel, and went to the door.
A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any magazines. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and towels, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell, and hit his back against the hard porcelain of the tub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and, with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, “You know, you’ve been lucky. Nothing is broken.
But you need to relax. Why don’t you go home and take a long hot bath?”. | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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LOVE ♪♫♪♫ ♣¤═══¤۩۞۩ஜ۩ஜ۩۞۩¤═══¤♣ | |
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haha Happy Friday | |
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A long hot bath sounds nice. But I hate my tiny tub, I need to go to the spa!
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I'll ♥️ "LemonDrop" 2DN 💋 your "Sugar"
Prince: TY! 🌹 🎶🎸🎶 💜 Rex @3/27/18 2D Media Let Prince R.I.P. | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday everyone!
Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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its nice to read a magazine whilst in the bath
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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This totally threw me off. I had to look at the date because I was beginning to worry funkpill was getting his days mixed up...or maybe I was. | |
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sorry im a bit behind... 12 hour overnight shifts throw things out of whack
'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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I did the exact same thing. "Friday?! ... oh... its old. Shew!" | |
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