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Upon Getting To Work One Morning Seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday today. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her.
Unfortunately, he realizes that life has been good and she has everything she needs. Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life.
He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young. Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she has.
Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife. Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it.
He'll wait in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom. Once the package is opened she realizes that this is something she has never had before.
She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination. She thinks for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go downstairs without any clothes on at all.
So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark naked. She calls out,' Marvin, come out to the hallway and look.'
Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and exclaims,' $59 and they didn't even iron it.' | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday!!!!!!!!
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Oh man!
Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Have a good weekend everyone! 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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sooo wrong  .....
" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful." - John Constable | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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A little boy sat next to his grandma at the beach and said, "Did God make me?" "Yes," the grandma replied. "Did God make you too?" "Yes," the grandma said. "Well," the little boy said, while running his fingers down her wrinkled shoulder and looking at her thinning hair, "He sure is doing a better job nowadays!"
i'd just have to spend a coupla hours every two weeks or so ironing out the wrinkles, and just hope we didn't have a prolonged electrical power outage. (just kidding
vanity is such a *itch! [Edited 9/23/11 18:35pm] “Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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