Cerebus wishes the intelligent, funny people would come back to this thread so it didn't feel like he was talking to a flat, white wall.

JustErin said:

JuliePurplehead said:

For me, yes it can be. But mostly the soreness is the next day, not immediate. It's not a bad sore though. It's not like I have to ice pack my cooch or anything.

So Drew was right!

Guess my cervix is made of steel because it's had a penis kick the shit out of it and been happy the next day. Actually, I rather like that pounding against it feeling....and definitely for more than 12 minutes.

I do know what that uncomfortable next day feeling is like though.

Julie:

ROCK ON!!!

Although how fucking AWESOME would it be if you walked into work the next morning holding an icepack to your cooch and be like. "Please, don't even talk to me. I had a rough night"

Erin:

What can I say. Your vagina is a shameless whore.

[Edited 9/27/11 20:56pm]

johnart said:

JustErin said:

So Drew was right!

Guess my cervix is made of steel because it's had a penis kick the shit out of it and been happy the next day. Actually, I rather like that pounding against it feeling....and definitely for more than 12 minutes.

I do know what that uncomfortable next day feeling is like though.

Julie:

ROCK ON!!!

Although how fucking AWESOME would it be if you walked into work the next morning holding an icepack to your cooch and be like. "Please, don't even talk to me. I had a rough night"

Erin:

What can I say. Your vagina is a shameless whore.

[Edited 9/27/11 20:56pm]

Oh God, this is all I am going to think of when I see Julie post now.

JustErin said:

JuliePurplehead said:

For me, yes it can be. But mostly the soreness is the next day, not immediate. It's not a bad sore though. It's not like I have to ice pack my cooch or anything.

So Drew was right!

Guess my cervix is made of steel because it's had a penis kick the shit out of it and been happy the next day. Actually, I rather like that pounding against it feeling....and definitely for more than 12 minutes.

I do know what that uncomfortable next day feeling is like though.

Oh, trust me. I like it too, in the moment. It's the only way I can get off through penetration alone. The pleasure far outweighs the discomfort. And I'm currently single so I'm doing this shit to myself at this point!

JustErin said:

johnart said:

Julie:

ROCK ON!!!

Although how fucking AWESOME would it be if you walked into work the next morning holding an icepack to your cooch and be like. "Please, don't even talk to me. I had a rough night"

Erin:

What can I say. Your vagina is a shameless whore.

[Edited 9/27/11 20:56pm]

Oh God, this is all I am going to think of when I see Julie post now.

I should just change my avatar to a frozen bag of peas.

JuliePurplehead said:

JustErin said:

Oh God, this is all I am going to think of when I see Julie post now.

I should just change my avatar to a frozen bag of peas.

Hahaha...yeah.

JustErin said:

JuliePurplehead said:

I should just change my avatar to a frozen bag of peas.

Hahaha...yeah.

I so fuckin love u both.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Hahaha...yeah.

I so fuckin love u both.

Brings a whole new meaning to the "ho ho ho" in Green Giant.

JuliePurplehead said:

johnart said:

I so fuckin love u both.

Brings a whole new meaning to the "ho ho ho" in Green Giant.

I think he might be to blame actually.

JustErin said:

JuliePurplehead said:

Brings a whole new meaning to the "ho ho ho" in Green Giant.

I think he might be to blame actually.

<---eats his veggies

well yeah maybe 12 minutes of pounding, but that doesn't mean 12 minutes altogether

I really think we should ask Dr Drew's wife. Maybe Dr Drew is a lousy lay and she can only stand 12 minutes with him. .

kewlschool said:

I really think we should ask Dr Drew's wife. Maybe Dr Drew is a lousy lay and she can only stand 12 minutes with him. .

Maybe she has an exceptional small, shallow cervix. Or maybe... ehhh... hmm...

kewlschool said:

I really think we should ask Dr Drew's wife. Maybe Dr Drew is a lousy lay and she can only stand 12 minutes with him. .

All I know is if I pounded my wife for 12 minutes and said "Okay...that's all you need!", she'd slap the shit out of me.

So by "pounding" is Drew talking about just sex or does he mean actual "pounding" like jack rabbit sex? I'm taking it to mean jack rabbit. If he's just talking about sex altogether then I think he's way off base.

JuliePurplehead said:

Here's the clip:

http://www.lctv.com/2011/...me_oneline

JustErin said:

JuliePurplehead said:

For me, yes it can be. But mostly the soreness is the next day, not immediate. It's not a bad sore though. It's not like I have to ice pack my cooch or anything.

So Drew was right!

Guess my cervix is made of steel because it's had a penis kick the shit out of it and been happy the next day. Actually, I rather like that pounding against it feeling....and definitely for more than 12 minutes.

I do know what that uncomfortable next day feeling is like though.

Hitting the cervix hurts the guy too, so he must have had a nerveless cockhead. I frequently lose a layer of skin in that situation.

I'm lucky enough to be well endowed (8.25" X 6" - no lie - pics available if called out by anyone) and I don't think I've slept with a woman yet whose cervix was not in peril. Almost all of them liked deep penetration, but very few liked the sensation of their cervix being whacked. One woman took one look at the equipment and said "no thanks, but I'll blow you" and back when I was young and didn't know what I was doing, another GF ended our relationship because there was a complete size mis-match between us. Even my current GF, who is a bit of a pain freak and a size-queen, hates her cervix being hit "head on" and I need to be careful in all positions and some positions are just a complete no-no. What the girls do seem to go crazy for, however, is when I bypass their cervix and "bottom out" in their cul-de-sac (the anterior or posterior fornixes). That tends to bring on deep-seated, face-biting, chest-clawing orgasms.

As for 12 minutes - sheeeeeeet - I'm only just getting going by that time. Good God - it takes about 5 minutes or more for my GF to "open up", by which I mean that no matter how turned on and wet she is, I can only get about half my cock in her at first, and if I push it any further, we both tear. Unfortunately, she gets carried away and pulls me into her before we're properly ready and we both end up in agony.

Anyway - IME, you would be in the minority, but I 'spose variety is what makes life interesting....

Lol - first post for ages and it's about my cock....

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

Lol - first post for ages and it's about my cock....

This reminds me of Woody Allen's, "My first public appearance in ages. (And it's) all straight lines."

JuliePurplehead said:

My cervix starts to hurt, especially the next day.

Wow, no wonder men suck. They don't even know what your ridge is.

Ridge? aint that where u keep the beer..

so i showed her this topic... she said "why would we have sex 24 times in a row?"

i was sad...

728huey said:

It depends on the woman and the man doing the vaginal pounding.

Only sensible post so far that tells it like it really is. But I would add that it also depends on the sort of sex, skills and overall arrousness of the woman and man too. Some women can take it all the way for hours, others can get sore within little time. Most men tho'can't even keep a rough pounding going on for more than 12 minutes, I was told, however others seem to know exactly what to do. Anyway, I once was sexually involved with this tiny petite Asian woman, who craved a big dick pounding her hard, deep and long like no other. Now I am not exactly mr. nice guy in bed, but if I wouldn't fuck her long enough like that, she would take control and do it herself, including banging hard on her cervix. She loved that. Unlike some others, who would signal pain and unease when that happened. Women are a strange bunch...

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Cerebus said:

Cerebus wishes the intelligent, funny people would come back to this thread so it didn't feel like he was talking to a flat, white wall.

Sunflower wishes 2....

and look!.... I think our wish came true

The thing is...you aren't supposed to only pound it. You're supposed to pound it, grind it, stroke it and tease it.

You can play for hours like that.

JuliePurplehead said:

JustErin said:

Oh God, this is all I am going to think of when I see Julie post now.

I should just change my avatar to a frozen bag of peas.

John has totally spoiled your org image from now on...you realize that?

"spoiled" not necessarily being a bad thing...and now (thanks to your post) you've just associated yourself in my mind with this as your personal anthem...

Cerebus said:

Ace said:

My bad.

You should definitely call in and apologize.

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

JustErin said:

So Drew was right!

Guess my cervix is made of steel because it's had a penis kick the shit out of it and been happy the next day. Actually, I rather like that pounding against it feeling....and definitely for more than 12 minutes.

I do know what that uncomfortable next day feeling is like though.

Hitting the cervix hurts the guy too, so he must have had a nerveless cockhead. I frequently lose a layer of skin in that situation.

I'm lucky enough to be well endowed (8.25" X 6" - no lie - pics available if called out by anyone)

You lie, I say. You lie!