Genesia said:

johnart said:

Our work here is done.

I hate you both... And by hate I mean love alot!

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

Tough as leather?! WTF?!

Fruit roll up meat curtain style. Sexzy.

So basically, the pounding is necessary. To...you know...keep it pliable.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Our work here is done.

JustErin said:

Maybe it gets sore with 12 minutes of pounding with a fist...

And what? Our cooters' pleasure switch just turns off at the 12 minute mark?

He's clueless.

What? You mean your cooch doesn't have a timer?

Genesia said:

Cerebus said:

Fruit roll up meat curtain style. Sexzy.

So basically, the pounding is necessary. To...you know...keep it pliable.

Yeah, yeah. It's like... tanning an animal hide.... or working in some leather for a shoe.

Ace said:

johnart said:

All you tough-as-leather vaginas are awesome.

The org's collective vagina obviously bears a stunning resemblance to JJ:

That almost made me my bloody mary

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

So basically, the pounding is necessary. To...you know...keep it pliable.

Yeah, yeah. It's like... tanning an animal hide.... or working in some leather for a shoe.

Or a catcher's mitt.

JustErin said:

Maybe it gets sore with 12 minutes of pounding with a fist...

No, that's 11.75 minutes.

(Whoops! )

Genesia said:

Cerebus said:

Yeah, yeah. It's like... tanning an animal hide.... or working in some leather for a shoe.

Or a catcher's mitt.

PERFECT analogy right there.

Smart women make great poundees, don't'cha know. *nudge*nudge*wink*wink*

JustErin said:

Maybe it gets sore with 12 minutes of pounding with a fist...

And what? Our cooters' pleasure switch just turns off at the 12 minute mark?

He's clueless.

[Edited 9/27/11 19:41pm]

Oh Erin, just be quiet.

He's a maaaan. He knows more about your vagina than you ever could. Sit down.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Maybe it gets sore with 12 minutes of pounding with a fist...

And what? Our cooters' pleasure switch just turns off at the 12 minute mark?

He's clueless.

[Edited 9/27/11 19:41pm]

Oh Erin, just be quiet.

He's a maaaan. He knows more about your vagina than you ever could. Sit down.

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

Or a catcher's mitt.

PERFECT analogy right there.

Smart women make great poundees, don't'cha know. *nudge*nudge*wink*wink*

Actually...lube and Kegels are both pretty essential for keeping the...uh..."mitt" in good shape.

johnart said:

JustErin said:

Maybe it gets sore with 12 minutes of pounding with a fist...

And what? Our cooters' pleasure switch just turns off at the 12 minute mark?

He's clueless.

[Edited 9/27/11 19:41pm]

Oh Erin, just be quiet.

He's a maaaan. He knows more about your vagina than you ever could. Sit down.

Yeah, guess when it comes to cunts it takes one to know one.

Genesia said:

Cerebus said:

PERFECT analogy right there.

Smart women make great poundees, don't'cha know. *nudge*nudge*wink*wink*

Actually...lube and Kegels are both pretty essential for keeping the...uh..."mitt" in good shape.

I love that word, Kegels. Its fun to say... Kegels. Kegels. Kegels. Its really fun to start a conversation about them and watch how many people squirm.

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

Actually...lube and Kegels are both pretty essential for keeping the...uh..."mitt" in good shape.

I love that word, Kegels. Its fun to say... Kegels. Kegels. Kegels. Its really fun to start a conversation about them and watch how many people squirm.

It's more fun to make someone else squirm while you do them.

Hey, while we're on the subject of vaginas...I once was finger-bangin' this lady while licking her general clitoris area (actually, that last part's neither her nor there, but I didn't want to be accused of non-disclosure). Anyhoo..

The forward wall of her vagina was incredibly ridgy - like no other vagina I'd ever finger-banged before. Do you think she had the cooties?

Please excuse me if "cooties" is not the exact technical term.

Damn Ace... you were right... mention vagina and your goin on 4 pages already!

Genesia said:

Cerebus said:

I love that word, Kegels. Its fun to say... Kegels. Kegels. Kegels. Its really fun to start a conversation about them and watch how many people squirm.

It's more fun to make someone else squirm while you do them.

Well, duh!

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

Actually...lube and Kegels are both pretty essential for keeping the...uh..."mitt" in good shape.

I love that word, Kegels. Its fun to say... Kegels. Kegels. Kegels. Its really fun to start a conversation about them and watch how many people squirm.

so i was helping my mom with her kegels and dad walks in and says... have you seen my watch?

Ace said:

Hey, while we're on the subject of vaginas...I once was finger-bangin' this lady while licking her general clitoris area (actually, that last part's neither her nor there, but I didn't want to be accused of non-disclosure). Anyhoo..

The forward wall of her vagina was incredibly ridgy - like no other vagina I'd ever finger-banged before. Do you think she had the cooties?

Please excuse me if "cooties" is not the exact technical term.

She probably had a g-spot - and you found it. Not all women have one, apparently.

Cerebus said:

I love that word, Kegels. Its fun to say... Kegels. Kegels. Kegels.

There's a Kegels, Kegels, Kegels on my block. I ordered toasted-sesame-seed with butter.

Ace said:

Hey, while we're on the subject of vaginas...I once was finger-bangin' this lady while licking her general clitoris area (actually, that last part's neither her nor there, but I didn't want to be accused of non-disclosure). Anyhoo..

The forward wall of her vagina was incredibly ridgy - like no other vagina I'd ever finger-banged before. Do you think she had the cooties?

Please excuse me if "cooties" is not the exact technical term.

No, dude. Ridges rock! At least in my experience they do. Particularly on the top, if you can angle yourself in that general direction it tends to lead to good things.

tinaz said:

Damn Ace... you were right... mention vagina and your goin on 4 pages already!

There is only one indisputable fact in this life: The org loves vagina.

Genesia said:

Ace said:

Hey, while we're on the subject of vaginas...I once was finger-bangin' this lady while licking her general clitoris area (actually, that last part's neither her nor there, but I didn't want to be accused of non-disclosure). Anyhoo..

The forward wall of her vagina was incredibly ridgy - like no other vagina I'd ever finger-banged before. Do you think she had the cooties?

Please excuse me if "cooties" is not the exact technical term.

She probably had a g-spot - and you found it. Not all women have one, apparently.

Cerebus loves it when he says something that actually makes sense after he hears a smart woman say the same thing.

Ace said:

Cerebus said:

I love that word, Kegels. Its fun to say... Kegels. Kegels. Kegels.

There's a Kegels, Kegels, Kegels on my block. I ordered toasted-sesame-seed with butter.

Now I want a bagel.

...and by "kegels" Genesia means she works her stuff out with kettlebells.

Cerebus said:

Genesia said:

She probably had a g-spot - and you found it. Not all women have one, apparently.

Cerebus loves it when he says something that actually makes sense after he hears a smart woman say the same thing.

Yup. Ridge-y is good.

johnart said:

...and by "kegels" Genesia means she works her stuff out with kettlebells.

No.

[Edited 9/27/11 19:55pm]

Ace said:

Hey, while we're on the subject of vaginas...I once was finger-bangin' this lady while licking her general clitoris area (actually, that last part's neither her nor there, but I didn't want to be accused of non-disclosure). Anyhoo..

The forward wall of her vagina was incredibly ridgy - like no other vagina I'd ever finger-banged before. Do you think she had the cooties?

Please excuse me if "cooties" is not the exact technical term.

Wow, this post disappoints me.

Cerebus said:

Ace said:

Hey, while we're on the subject of vaginas...I once was finger-bangin' this lady while licking her general clitoris area (actually, that last part's neither her nor there, but I didn't want to be accused of non-disclosure). Anyhoo..

The forward wall of her vagina was incredibly ridgy - like no other vagina I'd ever finger-banged before. Do you think she had the cooties?

Please excuse me if "cooties" is not the exact technical term.

No, dude. Ridges rock! At least in my experience they do. Particularly on the top, if you can angle yourself in that general direction it tends to lead to good things.

I don't actually think she had the literal cooties (a legitimate case of that is rare) and I had no problem with it. I just felt I should remark upon it at this point.