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The filming of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" went crazy this week when Bravo ambushed one of the cast members by arranging for the owner of a strip club where she used to work to show up on camera.

"The ladies were taping a fashion show at Posche," an insider tells me. "Teresa [Giudice] didn't want to go because she's completely over the fake Bravo set-ups; however, no one knew what was about to happen. Melissa [Gorga] was nervous that ex-Housewife Danielle Staub was going to show up, but it turned out the surprise guest would be much more damaging.”

These ladies should know by now that if you have a skeleton in your closet and you go on a reality show, sooner or later it's going to come out.

"Bravo's surprise at the fashion show was for Melissa: her ex-boss at Lookers, the strip club she used to work at. No one knew him, no one knew he was coming -- although, of course Bravo had a microphone on him -- and Melissa ran away from him and refused to film with him," a witness at the taping tells me. "The producers made Teresa talk to him to 'hear him out,' so his accusations would be aired on camera, but Teresa stopped him mid-story and told him to not talk about her family and left."

But a Bravo spokesperson strictly denies that producers had any involvement with orchestrating the encounter: "Bravo was not involved in any set up. Ours cameras document the lives of these ladies."

Giudice, who then attempted to comfort Gorga, was shrugged off as a distraught Gorga went straight to Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita for shoulders to lean on.

"Melissa doesn't want her new besties, Caroline and Jacqueline, to know about her past (including who paid for her fake boobs), so she came back to the table and told everyone that Teresa had set her up," a Bravo insider tells me. "Teresa had nothing to do with it, but Jac and Caroline were more than ready to go with it because it makes Teresa look bad. And Bravo will never admit they set it up like they set up Danielle, whose past was also 'accidentally' discovered."

Laurita immediately took to Twitter that night, bashing Giudice, who responded to her with a phone call rather than fighting in such a public way. But the drama didn't stop with Gorga's questionable past.

“Jacqueline’s parting shot after she hung up the phone was to text Teresa a photo of [her husband] Joe and [a] mystery lady at dinner and said she was going to leak it to the press to hurt Teresa,” an insider tells me.

And guess what? The picture turned up yesterday!

"Teresa has all these texts. Isn't it sad and sickening what some people will do?" a friend of Giudice's asks me. "What Jacqueline doesn't know is that Teresa's laughing about it privately, because she knew about it already. Joe had told Teresa he ran into the girl, a family friend, the night when he went out for drinks with his buddies. The girl has a boyfriend, and I'm pretty sure Joe wouldn't carry on a big affair at TGI Fridays in Clifton."

Although I've got to say, TGIF wings are pretty yummy.

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Did anybody see Tia & Tamera on WWHL? Andy brought up a photo of Melissa Gorga and said they all could be sisters and then he said it would be revealed on the RHONJ reunion that Melissa might actually be a sister or have some "sister" in her or something to that effect. I'm uncertain if this was a rerun but I'm gonna be chewing mad Orbits until that reunion airs.

I'm convinced that Melissa and Kyle are doing the Brazilian Blow Out.

HotGritz, I done told you bout fuckin in da car!!!

Noimy, get yo cuzzin!

Gurl, sit yo ass down somewheres

MTO EXCLUSIVE PIC: We Got A VERY SUGGESTIVE Photo . . . Of Jay Z And Kim Kardashian . . . She's Got Her ARM AROUND HIM And Er'Rything!!! (You Think He SMASHING??)

SCNDLS said:

Wow. She looks like a female sylvester stallone.

SCNDLS said:

What's going on here? A quick change during a show??? Is she trying to recreate that last photo shoot Marylyn did with Bert Stern where she was looking wratchet to hell? I'm kinda disturbed by these because it's clear Ole Girl had a spy in the room with them. Damn, this kinda s*** never happened back in my day, and I've changed and dressed a fair share of models and celebs

Off topic- bosoms are still remarkably perky to be an old wrankly broad

WAAAAAY TMI about Madonna at this point in life. okay, yeah her boobs are proper but still.

Kim and JayZ so wrong

Ms. Badu I can't even figure out what's going on there.

morningsong said:

WAAAAAY TMI about Madonna at this point in life. okay, yeah her boobs are proper but still.

Kim and JayZ so wrong

Ms. Badu I can't even figure out what's going on there.

Um no... Madonna's boobs are scarred (breast bone area) , she looks like she had work done on them to keep her nipples from pointing to the floor.

Look closely at her skin... you can see a surgical scar.

and yeah.... WAAAYYYYYY TMI indeed Madonna and your surgically scooped up boobs.

SCNDLS said:

Okay, so since I started the last thread with Ron Artest wee willy winky, I felt like I needed to atone for that sin by blessing this thread with Big Sean's big dick.

This brutha gives new meaning to the phrase: "He spread it wide, and laid it low!"

Warning, the below pic is EXTREMELY not safe for work. The images are VERY graphic.

To see the UNCENSORED Pic, click here

took one look and my fanny went into hibernation. Would love to see him in some speedos now that would be very interesting!

paintedlady said:

morningsong said:

WAAAAAY TMI about Madonna at this point in life. okay, yeah her boobs are proper but still.

Kim and JayZ so wrong

Ms. Badu I can't even figure out what's going on there.

Um no... Madonna's boobs are scarred (breast bone area) , she looks like she had work done on them to keep her nipples from pointing to the floor.

Look closely at her skin... you can see a surgical scar.

and yeah.... WAAAYYYYYY TMI indeed Madonna and your surgically scooped up boobs.

I was trying to figure out what the fuck that was

OMG!

I wish I would fuck some ugly ass dreaded up dude in what appears to be a 1988 Ford Taurus.

Hell 2 tha muthafuccan NAh! Um....why she look that chick from Martin?

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz, I done told you bout fuckin in da car!!!

Those Madonna pics have me

paintedlady said:

morningsong said:

WAAAAAY TMI about Madonna at this point in life. okay, yeah her boobs are proper but still.

Kim and JayZ so wrong

Ms. Badu I can't even figure out what's going on there.

Um no... Madonna's boobs are scarred (breast bone area) , she looks like she had work done on them to keep her nipples from pointing to the floor.

Look closely at her skin... you can see a surgical scar.

and yeah.... WAAAYYYYYY TMI indeed Madonna and your surgically scooped up boobs.

Yeah I noticed the scaring, I just took it as healing, maybe it's permenant that would be to bad. All in all the shaping doesn't look bad or over done, considering.

morningsong said:

paintedlady said:

Um no... Madonna's boobs are scarred (breast bone area) , she looks like she had work done on them to keep her nipples from pointing to the floor.

Look closely at her skin... you can see a surgical scar.

and yeah.... WAAAYYYYYY TMI indeed Madonna and your surgically scooped up boobs.

Yeah I noticed the scaring, I just took it as healing, maybe it's permenant that would be to bad. All in all the shaping doesn't look bad or over done, considering.

Oh yes! Her tittays look firm!

SCNDLS said:

paintedlady said:

Um no... Madonna's boobs are scarred (breast bone area) , she looks like she had work done on them to keep her nipples from pointing to the floor.

Look closely at her skin... you can see a surgical scar.

and yeah.... WAAAYYYYYY TMI indeed Madonna and your surgically scooped up boobs.

I was trying to figure out what the fuck that was

But mastopexy (breast lift) scars are in a different place on breasts, not to mention there's only one scar here ?

hmmm, the Madonna tittay mystery deepens...

in other news...can't we just do excercises to keep the girls firm like bakery cakes? I want to keep bakery cake bosoms

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

I was trying to figure out what the fuck that was

But mastopexy (breast lift) scars are in a different place on breasts, not to mention there's only one scar here ?

hmmm, the Madonna tittay mystery deepens...

in other news...can't we just do excercises to keep the girls firm like bakery cakes? I want to keep bakery cake bosoms

Mine's stood up when I got fat... other than that, I can't help ya. But I breast fed my kids. You may be better off than me.

paintedlady said:

Ottensen said:

in other news...can't we just do excercises to keep the girls firm like bakery cakes? I want to keep bakery cake bosoms

Mine's stood up when I got fat... other than that, I can't help ya. But I breast fed my kids. You may be better off than me.

I'm good for this year because I'm small busted..but I know eventually...them puppies gotta fall! I remember back in the day they use to have a hand squeeze-palm press exercise that people swore up and down would keep tittays salutin' the sun. They need to bring that back

Ottensen said:

paintedlady said:

Mine's stood up when I got fat... other than that, I can't help ya. But I breast fed my kids. You may be better off than me.

I'm good for this year because I'm small busted..but I know eventually...them puppies gotta fall! I remember back in the day they use to have a hand squeeze-palm press exercise that people swore up and down would keep tittays salutin' the sun. They need to bring that back

They are gonna need to because skin elasticity decreases greatly in that area as a woman ages.

Let the nipples fall where they may.

I've seen girls in their early twenties with saggy pups. Maybe its partly genetics?

Nah.....

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz, I done told you bout fuckin in da car!!!

bboy87 said:

See, you done made me look at this mess again.

I know MTO aint nothin' but an aggregate of hot mess muthafuggas but damn if they don't post the funniest shit eva!

KidaDynamite said:

bboy87 said:

See, you done made me look at this mess again.

This one had me dyin'

bboy87 said:

the funniest youtube series ever.

I know many Hollywood marriages don't last long before they get stressed under pressure, but c'mon, it's only been 8 weeks since you walked down the isle...and why the hell would ANY newlywed couple share a suite with their family? Talk about awkward an too close for company

Kim Kardashian Says Married Life So Far Has ‘Not Been Ideal’

The happy (?) couple at Kim's bday bash. (Denise Truscello/WireImage)

They tied the knot just two months ago but speculation is already running rampant that the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is on the rocks -- and although Kim admits there's been tension, she seems to think what they're experiencing is only natural given the circumstances.

"It's not been ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy," Kim told People while celebrating her 31st birthday in Las Vegas with her family and hubby. Alone time is something the couple's packed schedule has hardly allowed for since their wedding. Living in a New York hotel suite while filming "Kourtney and Kim Take New York," the newlyweds shared the intimate space with Kourtney, her boyfriend and their 22-month-old son Mason. Sharing a hotel room with family, including a toddler, is hardly an "ideal" honeymoon for anyone, even a family as close-knit as the Kardashians.

"It's a tough crowd," Khloe said, speaking of her own family. "I think it's just a lot of transition [for him]."

Khloe, however, remains confident the two can overcome the rough start. "It's a work in progress," she says of her older sister's marriage. "I really think he's a nice guy, and he loves her."

Kim's mother Kris Jenner seems to think the marital tension is purely work-related. "They're going two separate directions (with work)," Kris told People. "They'll figure it out as soon as they get back."

"We have to find our home base," admitted Kim, echoing her mother's sentiment. Currently, the couple is back in Los Angeles, where they have appeared several times on "Dancing With the Stars" to support Kim's younger brother Rob during the competition.

Even that brief on-camera appearance fueled negative rumors, however. Us Weekly described the two as "showing not one iota of affection" to each other during the show. Then again, some couples shy away from PDA: it's not like the two people have to be constantly touching each other to show their love.

-- Joseph Brannigan Lynch

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