Okay, so since I started the last thread with Ron Artest wee willy winky, I felt like I needed to atone for that sin by blessing this thread with Big Sean's big dick.

This brutha gives new meaning to the phrase: "He spread it wide, and laid it low!"

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I was just talking about that.

that dick is something aint it? Ok now I don't think that is Sean and I'm wondering if the dick is even real however, ASSuming it's him and the dick is authentic, I can't imagine why people keep taking bathroom pics of their family jewels.

And is that thang so damn big that bruh man had to prop it up for the camera? It's got to weigh 3 pounds at least.

Neva in my life. Not even if it was attached to Jebus would I ride that thang. Ole cervix piercin', bladder infection, uterus crushin' mofo. Who told him he could do that?

HotGritz said:

I was just talking about that.

that dick is something aint it? Ok now I don't think that is Sean and I'm wondering if the dick is even real however, ASSuming it's him and the dick is authentic, I can't imagine why people keep taking bathroom pics of their family jewels.

And is that thang so damn big that bruh man had to prop it up for the camera? It's got to weigh 3 pounds at least.

Neva in my life. Not even if it was attached to Jebus would I ride that thang. Ole cervix piercin', bladder infection, uterus crushin' mofo. Who told him he could do that?

I don't know who Big Sean is, if that's him in the pic, or what. But I DO know that dick would fuck my fibroids up to hell.

But on some level I'd still wanna accept that challenge.

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

I was just talking about that.

that dick is something aint it? Ok now I don't think that is Sean and I'm wondering if the dick is even real however, ASSuming it's him and the dick is authentic, I can't imagine why people keep taking bathroom pics of their family jewels.

And is that thang so damn big that bruh man had to prop it up for the camera? It's got to weigh 3 pounds at least.

Neva in my life. Not even if it was attached to Jebus would I ride that thang. Ole cervix piercin', bladder infection, uterus crushin' mofo. Who told him he could do that?

I don't know who Big Sean is, if that's him in the pic, or what. But I DO know that dick would fuck my fibroids up to hell.

But on some level I'd still wanna accept that challenge.

Just the tip. For real....its scaring me. My kitty hurts just looking at it and yet....she purrs softly for it.

SCNDLS said:

Okay, so since I started the last thread with Ron Artest wee willy winky, I felt like I needed to atone for that sin by blessing this thread with Big Sean's big dick.

This brutha gives new meaning to the phrase: "He spread it wide, and laid it low!"

Warning, the below pic is EXTREMELY not safe for work. The images are VERY graphic.

To see the UNCENSORED Pic, click here

That's not him

It sure as hell looks like him. I think you're right though. The naked man appears to be more slender. If you look at pics of Big Sean without his shirt on, he has a bit more muscle than this dude.

Plus the noses seem slightly different but that could be the angle at which the photo is taken or rather how he hangs his head.

HotGritz said:

It sure as hell looks like him. I think you're right though. The naked man appears to be more slender. If you look at pics of Big Sean without his shirt on, he has a bit more muscle than this dude.

Plus the noses seem slightly different but that could be the angle at which the photo is taken or rather how he hangs his head.

Like I said, I don't know Big Sean, and don't care. But, how can I locate this imposter.

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

I don't know who Big Sean is, if that's him in the pic, or what. But I DO know that dick would fuck my fibroids up to hell.

But on some level I'd still wanna accept that challenge.

Just the tip. For real....its scaring me. My kitty hurts just looking at it and yet....she purrs softly for it.

I've seen this pic on one of those facebook expose pages months ago.. I even saved it to my phone

They do look alike in those pics, but that's def not Big Sean

Tokyo89 said:

I've seen this pic on one of those facebook expose pages months ago.. I even saved it to my phone

They do look alike in those pics, but that's def not Big Sean

Well, he needs to post his own dick pics to save face

SCNDLS said:

Tokyo89 said:

I've seen this pic on one of those facebook expose pages months ago.. I even saved it to my phone

They do look alike in those pics, but that's def not Big Sean

Well, he needs to post his own dick pics to save face

Tokyo89 said:

I've seen this pic on one of those facebook expose pages months ago.. I even saved it to my phone

They do look alike in those pics, but that's def not Big Sean

With the dick and everything??????

HotGritz said:

I was just talking about that.

that dick is something aint it? Ok now I don't think that is Sean and I'm wondering if the dick is even real however, ASSuming it's him and the dick is authentic, I can't imagine why people keep taking bathroom pics of their family jewels.

And is that thang so damn big that bruh man had to prop it up for the camera? It's got to weigh 3 pounds at least.

Neva in my life. Not even if it was attached to Jebus would I ride that thang. Ole cervix piercin', bladder infection, uterus crushin' mofo. Who told him he could do that?

I would totally ride it

The Hot Messes is back just in time for my ass to be bedridden

...really now, Draya?

Will somebody tell this heffa she sittin' on a stack of Ones...?

baby shower cakes sure have changed...

^ ok I'm thoroughly disturbed

OH! THE! HELL! NO

Ottensen said:

baby shower cakes sure have changed...

Ottensen said:

...really now, Draya?

Will somebody tell this heffa she sittin' on a stack of Ones...?

Lawd, save the chirrens

Ain't a five or ten nowhere in the bunch

[Edited 9/27/11 12:38pm]

Ottensen said:

baby shower cakes sure have changed...

Ottie, get yo cuzzins!

At least the baby wasn't breech tho

[Edited 9/27/11 12:39pm]

HotGritz said:

Tokyo89 said:

I've seen this pic on one of those facebook expose pages months ago.. I even saved it to my phone

They do look alike in those pics, but that's def not Big Sean

With the dick and everything??????

SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:

baby shower cakes sure have changed...

Ottie, get yo cuzzins!

At least the baby wasn't breech tho

[Edited 9/27/11 12:39pm]

...and then they wanna wonder why I don't never come to the fam'ly reunions

What would you do if urry time you went to family party cakes looked like this

With these folk, I just cain't no more, I tell you- I just cain't

Oh dayum... those cakes.

I had a dick like that... dude was a skinny dude too. A Dominican and effeminate as hell... his name was Kelly. We had sex ONE time. He showed up with his jack-hammer set to fuck-you-up and tore up my cervix. It was awful and I learnt my lesson! :crosses legs:

I did NOT have sex with him again. There is too much of a good thing.

Ottensen said:

...really now, Draya?

Will somebody tell this heffa she sittin' on a stack of Ones...?

Well now we see where she got the money for the boob job. I think I count two stacks.

Ottensen said:

baby shower cakes sure have changed...

FROM GHETTO AND BEYOND!

HotGritz said:

Ottensen said:

...really now, Draya?

Will somebody tell this heffa she sittin' on a stack of Ones...?

Well now we see where she got the money for the boob job. I think I count two stacks.

I only see enough for the gas bill... and two cans of Pepsi.

paintedlady said:

Oh dayum... those cakes.

I had a dick like that... dude was a skinny dude too. A Dominican and effeminate as hell... his name was Kelly. We had sex ONE time. He showed up with his jack-hammer set to fuck-you-up and tore up my cervix. It was awful and I learnt my lesson! :crosses legs:

I did NOT have sex with him again. There is too much of a good thing.

SEE! I told ya them big dicks R 2 muhfuggin BIG. Its not natural that they should come in that size. They will mess a woman up. I've heard about chicks needing to have surgery after fuckin' with those gargantuan dicks. Biggest I ever had was 9.5 or maybe he was 10 and he was THICK on top of being long. I tell ya it was some PAIN and I thought I was gonna die. I went back for seconds and thirds, maybe fourths I don't remember but he still beat the crap out my itty bitty kitty. Finally I had to give it up. He was foine as fuck tho.

HotGritz said:

paintedlady said:

Oh dayum... those cakes.

I had a dick like that... dude was a skinny dude too. A Dominican and effeminate as hell... his name was Kelly. We had sex ONE time. He showed up with his jack-hammer set to fuck-you-up and tore up my cervix. It was awful and I learnt my lesson! :crosses legs:

I did NOT have sex with him again. There is too much of a good thing.

SEE! I told ya them big dicks R 2 muhfuggin BIG. Its not natural that they should come in that size. They will mess a woman up. I've heard about chicks needing to have surgery after fuckin' with those gargantuan dicks. Biggest I ever had was 9.5 or maybe he was 10 and he was THICK on top of being long. I tell ya it was some PAIN and I thought I was gonna die. I went back for seconds and thirds, maybe fourths I don't remember but he still beat the crap out my itty bitty kitty. Finally I had to give it up. He was foine as fuck tho.

2nd's... 3rd's.... 4th's!!???

Now see... I didn't even really see skinny dude's full size because the room was dark, but after 5 minutes of pounding I had to run from him. He did something and my whole right side locked up in pain and I was like "GET THE FUCK OFFA ME!"

I was running in the bathroom sat on the toilet to let the blood run down. I cramped like a bitch after that and I was done.

Dude had a nerve to be like "Why you didn't tell me you got your period?"

I cussed his ass out, got dressed and hobbled out of there with 1/2 a roll of tissue wadded up my butt ... feeling like I was smuggling a bird's nest in my panties. I had to, because I packed condoms but not pads.

I was so pissed I never fucked his bat-dicked ass again... my legs eventually straightened back out.

spell edit.

[Edited 9/27/11 20:47pm]

paintedlady said:

HotGritz said:

SEE! I told ya them big dicks R 2 muhfuggin BIG. Its not natural that they should come in that size. They will mess a woman up. I've heard about chicks needing to have surgery after fuckin' with those gargantuan dicks. Biggest I ever had was 9.5 or maybe he was 10 and he was THICK on top of being long. I tell ya it was some PAIN and I thought I was gonna die. I went back for seconds and thirds, maybe fourths I don't remember but he still beat the crap out my itty bitty kitty. Finally I had to give it up. He was foine as fuck tho.

2nd's... 3rd's.... 4th's!!???

Now see... I didn't even really see skinny dude's full size because the room was dark, but after 5 minutes of pounding I had to run from him. He did something and my whole right side locked up in pain and I was like "GET THE FUCK OFFA ME!"

I was running in the bathroom sat on the toilet to let the blood run down. I cramped like a bitch after that and I was done.

Dude had a nerve to be like "Why you didn't tell me you got your period?"

I cussed his ass out, got dressed and hobbled out of there with 1/2 a roll of tissue wadded up my butt ... feeling like I was smuggling a bird's nest in my panties. I had too, because I packed condoms but not pads.

I was so pissed I never fucked his bat-dicked ass again... my legs eventually straightened back out.

The dude was probably genuinely confused