ZombieKitten said:

Party at my house in 2 hours! I got captain morgans

I'll be there. But I must warn you, I get frisky when I'm drunk. You wont take advantage of me will you?

kewlschool said:

davetherave6767 said:

Ive had enuf 2 drink and the room is spinning

Im so lonely where r all the women?

My tongue is numb and it feels quite scary

Ive let myself go my balls r all hairy

Its 5.34 here in the morning

Ive just had a wank and ive started yawning

Eye no im a newbie and misunderstood

But logging on here always gives me wood

Orgers im pissed pissed as a fart

But eye think ive won over a man called Johnart

The room is still spinning and i feel quite sick

With no 1 here 2 suck my dick

If ur awake right now and reading this post

Eye wanna tell ya something and it aint a boast

My name is davetherave and im a realy nice guy

Send me an org note ...give it a try

Yes im drugged up and on the booze

But make a new friend uve got nothing 2 lose

Right now eye need 2 close my eyes

So i `ll say goodnight 2 all u guys

Im sleeping soon all warm and snug

But im sending all orgers this wonderful hug.............................

I think this might be the key to a long life here on the org.

Everytime you have a sick or twisted thought or whatever gets you banned, write it down in poetry form. It will add a dash of sugar to your nastier posts. Good luck not getting banned. So far so good .

RenHoek said:

see... If it hadn't been for StumbleUpon.com I NEVER woudl have discovered...

BEER2-D2!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

Hey Ren guess what I found Captain Morgans at the bottleshop!! I bought the spiced one

Think of me as you get thoroughly wasted!

Deadflow3r said:

davetherave6767 said:

Ive had enuf 2 drink and the room is spinning

Im so lonely where r all the women?

My tongue is numb and it feels quite scary

Ive let myself go my balls r all hairy

Its 5.34 here in the morning

Ive just had a wank and ive started yawning

Eye no im a newbie and misunderstood

But logging on here always gives me wood

Orgers im pissed pissed as a fart

But eye think ive won over a man called Johnart

The room is still spinning and i feel quite sick

With no 1 here 2 suck my dick

If ur awake right now and reading this post

Eye wanna tell ya something and it aint a boast

My name is davetherave and im a realy nice guy

Send me an org note ...give it a try

Yes im drugged up and on the booze

But make a new friend uve got nothing 2 lose

Right now eye need 2 close my eyes

So i `ll say goodnight 2 all u guys

Im sleeping soon all warm and snug

But im sending all orgers this wonderful hug.............................

I think this might be the key to a long life here on the org.

Everytime you have a sick or twisted thought or whatever gets you banned, write it down in poetry form. It will add a dash of sugar to your nastier posts. Good luck not getting banned. So far so good .

Sick or twisted thoughts?Thats me every second of the day...........

davetherave6767 said:

Ive had enuf 2 drink and the room is spinning

Im so lonely where r all the women?

My tongue is numb and it feels quite scary

Ive let myself go my balls r all hairy

Its 5.34 here in the morning

Ive just had a wank and ive started yawning

Eye no im a newbie and misunderstood

But logging on here always gives me wood

Orgers im pissed pissed as a fart

But eye think ive won over a man called Johnart

The room is still spinning and i feel quite sick

With no 1 here 2 suck my dick

If ur awake right now and reading this post

Eye wanna tell ya something and it aint a boast

My name is davetherave and im a realy nice guy

Send me an org note ...give it a try

Yes im drugged up and on the booze

But make a new friend uve got nothing 2 lose

Right now eye need 2 close my eyes

So i `ll say goodnight 2 all u guys

Im sleeping soon all warm and snug

But im sending all orgers this wonderful hug.............................

Nice dave....that's surprisingly eloquent for someone under the influence!!

No BS freaker i do my best stuff when im pissed ?eye no that sounds mad and eye cant work it out:confuse:

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

Hey Ren guess what I found Captain Morgans at the bottleshop!! I bought the spiced one

Think of me as you get thoroughly wasted!

I had one last night, and one tonight. I'm pacing myself!!!

I'm too old to deal with the hangovers so I haven't had more than 3 drinks in one session in years now. And even 3 drinks will leave me falling asleep in the middle of sex and stuff

ZombieKitten said:

PurpleJedi said:

Think of me as you get thoroughly wasted!

I had one last night, and one tonight. I'm pacing myself!!!

I'm too old to deal with the hangovers so I haven't had more than 3 drinks in one session in years now. And even 3 drinks will leave me falling asleep in the middle of sex and stuff

Bloody Mary in da houssssse.

johnart said:

Bloody Mary in da houssssse.

Dude, have you figured out yet how to get your fridge to dispense Bloody Mary mix instead of water?