Fauxie said:

I don't know who the fuck this guy is now, but he ain't Bruce Jenner.

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[Edited 9/21/11 22:49pm]

That gay-ass star tatoo!!!

imago said:

Maybe we're thinking about it all wrong.

Perhaps, what Bruce needs is an Ethnic enhancement.

Perhaps, Bruce just needs to go "Korea style' complete with skin bleaching, Big-Eye contacts, and the ever-famous korea-style hairdo.

[Edited 9/22/11 4:20am]

It'll look worse, but can you make the hair that horrible orangey-brown colour?

imago said:

Fauxie said:

I don't know who the fuck this guy is now, but he ain't Bruce Jenner.

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[Edited 9/21/11 22:49pm]

That gay-ass star tatoo!!!

That gay-ass star tattoo might be the best bit of photoshopping I've ever done.

p.s. Congratulations! Your Korean-style one still looks like Bruce fucking Jenner.

in all these photos he's missing a poodle (or a hairy bear?)...

separated at birth??

RenHoek said:

in all these photos he's missing a poodle (or a hairy bear?)...

separated at birth??

That looks like an older 'Khanompangpaenman' (literally Sliceofbreadman! ) from the show 'Anpanman' (Breadwithredbeaninsideman???). The other guy in the pic is Currypuffman.

They battle with Bacteriaman (I think Baikinman in Japanese).

Anyway, as you were.

Fauxie said:

imago said:

Maybe we're thinking about it all wrong.

Perhaps, what Bruce needs is an Ethnic enhancement.

Perhaps, Bruce just needs to go "Korea style' complete with skin bleaching, Big-Eye contacts, and the ever-famous korea-style hairdo.

[Edited 9/22/11 4:20am]

It'll look worse, but can you make the hair that horrible orangey-brown colour?

That was the original color of the hairdo I swiped to ...erm...enhance Bruce !!!!

I found it so distasteful, that I toned it down! !!!!

Here's my attempt to restore it back somewhat to its former glory.

Fauxie said:

RenHoek said:

in all these photos he's missing a poodle (or a hairy bear?)...

separated at birth??

That looks like an older 'Khanompangpaenman' (literally Sliceofbreadman! ) from the show 'Anpanman' (Breadwithredbeaninsideman???). The other guy in the pic is Currypuffman.

They battle with Bacteriaman (I think Baikinman in Japanese).

Anyway, as you were.

Wow... just wow...

Now he looks sort of like a vampire lesbian aunt.

No matter what I do with Bruce, it always goes back to that.

imago said:

Maybe we're thinking about it all wrong.

Perhaps, what Bruce needs is an Ethnic enhancement.

Perhaps, Bruce just needs to go "Korea style' complete with skin bleaching, Big-Eye contacts, and the ever-famous korea-style hairdo.

[Edited 9/22/11 4:20am]

Dammit! It's really quiet here at home and you guys are making me laugh my ass off again!

RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

That looks like an older 'Khanompangpaenman' (literally Sliceofbreadman! ) from the show 'Anpanman' (Breadwithredbeaninsideman???). The other guy in the pic is Currypuffman.

They battle with Bacteriaman (I think Baikinman in Japanese).

Anyway, as you were.

Wow... just wow...

HOLY GOD PLEASE HELP ME!

OK, I know this is a stretch, but he'd make a convincing Klingon.

imago said:

OK, I know this is a stretch, but he'd make a convincing Klingon.

I didn't realize that there were gay Klingons...

Shorty said:

why did you spell his name with 3s instead of Es?

I was thinking the same thing...but I assume that a thread dedicated to belittling a celebrity (with well-paid lawyers) needs to be below the "google search" radar.

PurpleJedi said:

Shorty said:

why did you spell his name with 3s instead of Es?

I was thinking the same thing...but I assume that a thread dedicated to belittling a celebrity (with well-paid lawyers) needs to be below the "google search" radar.

PurpleJedi said:

Shorty said:

why did you spell his name with 3s instead of Es?

I was thinking the same thing...but I assume that a thread dedicated to belittling a celebrity (with well-paid lawyers) needs to be below the "google search" radar.

http://thegeneralsituatio...minds.html

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

I was thinking the same thing...but I assume that a thread dedicated to belittling a celebrity (with well-paid lawyers) needs to be below the "google search" radar.

http://thegeneralsituatio...minds.html

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

I was thinking the same thing...but I assume that a thread dedicated to belittling a celebrity (with well-paid lawyers) needs to be below the "google search" radar.

http://thegeneralsituatio...minds.html

I had NO idead that such drama ensued!

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

http://thegeneralsituatio...minds.html

I had NO idead that such drama ensued!

It's ok. We're friends on facebook now.

But, the most hilairous thing is that the original thread really was quite boring by org standards. It's one that you would have seen a thousand times that year. Just your usual sexual banter.

His blog about it though---that's priceless.

imago said:

Fauxie said:

It'll look worse, but can you make the hair that horrible orangey-brown colour?

That was the original color of the hairdo I swiped to ...erm...enhance Bruce !!!!

I found it so distasteful, that I toned it down! !!!!

Here's my attempt to restore it back somewhat to its former glory.

I knew it!

Maybe I should've gone back to a version that still looked vaguely like him.

Fauxie said:

Maybe I should've gone back to a version that still looked vaguely like him.

one of the long lost Carter brothers???

Dan was on to something with the Korean cuts.

"Barber, just give me your best 'Rain'"

Something like this?

I think the space between his teeth was the best add on for this guy. The cleff is exactly like MJ's and that is creepy IMO.

Fauxie said:

Dan was on to something with the Korean cuts.

"Barber, just give me your best 'Rain'"

This looks like a famous lesbian but i do not know who. Rita Mae Brown?? I just don't know!!!

RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

Maybe I should've gone back to a version that still looked vaguely like him.

one of the long lost Carter brothers???

It's Paris Hilton's hair.

Deadflow3r said:

Fauxie said:

Dan was on to something with the Korean cuts.

"Barber, just give me your best 'Rain'"

This looks like a famous lesbian but i do not know who. Rita Mae Brown?? I just don't know!!!

Are you thinking of Bruce Jenner?

imago said:

Bruce J3nner is horrifying for me to look at.

He consistently tops the "Male celebrties that look like old lesbians" lists throughout the Internet.

But honestly, it would not be that difficult to clean him up a bit.

Here's what he looks like currently:

First, let me just say: Long hair is very difficult to pull off on a man. Very few men can wear long hair and get away with it. Bruce is not one of those few men.

And to make matters even worse, other than 1977/1978, when has this hairdo EVER been in style? When? like....never, yall. Never. Only Brad Pitt or David Beckham could pull this shit off. Possibly even Prince, but part of Prince's appeal is his ability to pull off the old lesbian aunt look.

That husband from the show Sister/Wives appears to be emulating Bruce's style.