PurpleJedi said:

Machaela said:

How about the new ...

Outdoorclawfootbathtub

Pics please!

Are you one of the org's old man pervs that hit on all the women

I been warned bout YOUR type here !

Machaela said:

PurpleJedi said:

Pics please!

Are you one of the org's old man pervs that hit on all the women

I been warned bout YOUR type here !

What?!?! I am SHOCKED that you'd say that!

I don't hit on all the women on the org.

...just the ones with a pulse...

(...where's the DavetheRave hiding at? I'm sure he can set me straight about needing a pulse even...)

1. I have a relatively respected (and liked) alter that I use when I don't want 'imago' to get in the way of a serious topic. I've been using for many years. Some of you folks that dont like me like him just fine, and vice versa.

2. I used to sing Italian hyms when I was a barratone in a choir. I speak with a relatively deep, baratone voice.

3. I'm quiet, polite, but not necessarily shy.

4. I know most of the lyrics by hear to Englebert Humperdink's greatest hints (actually, this is a well known fact in the local bars I hang out in and with the ladies.)

5. I've been tutoring a young man that I am horrendously attracted to, every night for the last 3 weeks. It's sooooooo annoying. I hate myself.

6. I used to be very good at apologizing, but for some reason I can't anymore. I just blame everybody but myself, and that's not healthy.

7. Apparently wide open interiors drane my energy and make me feel nervous.

8. Someone I was deeply in love with married someone I love deeply.

9. I used to think that a lemon was just a ripe lime. I'm not joking.

10. I always feel like I'm running out of time. At times it's almost like a panicky feeling.

11. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives JustErn. It seems all you need is good hair, a pretty face, tits, and a giant pubic mound these days.

12. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives the rest of you. I hate you.

13. I worked in a porn store for 3 months and quit the night of a the porn awards in my city.

14. I've been part of a three-some in a trailer park. I wish I was making this shit up.

15. I've won several art awards in shows, but never translated that to the idea that I could make a living from it.

16. I'm writing this to make myself seem more interesting, for self-validation, and as a form of meditation to appreciate myself more.

17. I absolutely hate smoking with wet hair, elbows, and burps. It's not an act--I really hate these things.

18. I want to make a difference.

19. I feel a strange connection to Number23 and orger even though I've never met them and probably would have the most awkward time with them at a pub or something.

20. One of my friends, and somebody I really admire, is going back to New Zealand in 3 weeks to become a catholic priest. I just don't know what to say.

People, I know you're totally fascinated with my life, so I'll update you more as time permits.

imago said:

1. I have a relatively respected (and liked) alter that I use when I don't want 'imago' to get in the way of a serious topic. I've been using for many years. Some of you folks that dont like me like him just fine, and vice versa.

2. I used to sing Italian hyms when I was a barratone in a choir. I speak with a relatively deep, baratone voice.

3. I'm quiet, polite, but not necessarily shy.

4. I know most of the lyrics by hear to Englebert Humperdink's greatest hints (actually, this is a well known fact in the local bars I hang out in and with the ladies.)

5. I've been tutoring a young man that I am horrendously attracted to, every night for the last 3 weeks. It's sooooooo annoying. I hate myself.

6. I used to be very good at apologizing, but for some reason I can't anymore. I just blame everybody but myself, and that's not healthy.

7. Apparently wide open interiors drane my energy and make me feel nervous.

8. Someone I was deeply in love with married someone I love deeply.

9. I used to think that a lemon was just a ripe lime. I'm not joking.

10. I always feel like I'm running out of time. At times it's almost like a panicky feeling.

11. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives JustErn. It seems all you need is good hair, a pretty face, tits, and a giant pubic mound these days.

12. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives the rest of you. I hate you.

13. I worked in a porn store for 3 months and quit the night of a the porn awards in my city.

14. I've been part of a three-some in a trailer park. I wish I was making this shit up.

15. I've won several art awards in shows, but never translated that to the idea that I could make a living from it.

16. I'm writing this to make myself seem more interesting, for self-validation, and as a form of meditation to appreciate myself more.

17. I absolutely hate smoking with wet hair, elbows, and burps. It's not an act--I really hate these things.

18. I want to make a difference.

19. I feel a strange connection to Number23 and orger even though I've never met them and probably would have the most awkward time with them at a pub or something.

20. One of my friends, and somebody I really admire, is going back to New Zealand in 3 weeks to become a catholic priest. I just don't know what to say.

People, I know you're totally fascinated with my life, so I'll update you more as time permits.

WTF??

imago said:

1. I have a relatively respected (and liked) alter that I use when I don't want 'imago' to get in the way of a serious topic. I've been using for many years. Some of you folks that dont like me like him just fine, and vice versa.

2. I used to sing Italian hyms when I was a barratone in a choir. I speak with a relatively deep, baratone voice.

3. I'm quiet, polite, but not necessarily shy.

4. I know most of the lyrics by hear to Englebert Humperdink's greatest hints (actually, this is a well known fact in the local bars I hang out in and with the ladies.)

5. I've been tutoring a young man that I am horrendously attracted to, every night for the last 3 weeks. It's sooooooo annoying. I hate myself.

6. I used to be very good at apologizing, but for some reason I can't anymore. I just blame everybody but myself, and that's not healthy.

7. Apparently wide open interiors drane my energy and make me feel nervous.

8. Someone I was deeply in love with married someone I love deeply.

9. I used to think that a lemon was just a ripe lime. I'm not joking.

10. I always feel like I'm running out of time. At times it's almost like a panicky feeling.

11. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives JustErn. It seems all you need is good hair, a pretty face, tits, and a giant pubic mound these days.

12. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives the rest of you. I hate you.

13. I worked in a porn store for 3 months and quit the night of a the porn awards in my city.

14. I've been part of a three-some in a trailer park. I wish I was making this shit up.

15. I've won several art awards in shows, but never translated that to the idea that I could make a living from it.

16. I'm writing this to make myself seem more interesting, for self-validation, and as a form of meditation to appreciate myself more.

17. I absolutely hate smoking with wet hair, elbows, and burps. It's not an act--I really hate these things.

18. I want to make a difference.

19. I feel a strange connection to Number23 and orger even though I've never met them and probably would have the most awkward time with them at a pub or something.

20. One of my friends, and somebody I really admire, is going back to New Zealand in 3 weeks to become a catholic priest. I just don't know what to say.

People, I know you're totally fascinated with my life, so I'll update you more as time permits.

That is fascinating!

imago said:

1. I have a relatively respected (and liked) alter that I use when I don't want 'imago' to get in the way of a serious topic. I've been using for many years. Some of you folks that dont like me like him just fine, and vice versa.

2. I used to sing Italian hyms when I was a barratone in a choir. I speak with a relatively deep, baratone voice.

3. I'm quiet, polite, but not necessarily shy.

4. I know most of the lyrics by hear to Englebert Humperdink's greatest hints (actually, this is a well known fact in the local bars I hang out in and with the ladies.)

5. I've been tutoring a young man that I am horrendously attracted to, every night for the last 3 weeks. It's sooooooo annoying. I hate myself.

6. I used to be very good at apologizing, but for some reason I can't anymore. I just blame everybody but myself, and that's not healthy.

7. Apparently wide open interiors drane my energy and make me feel nervous.

8. Someone I was deeply in love with married someone I love deeply.

9. I used to think that a lemon was just a ripe lime. I'm not joking.

10. I always feel like I'm running out of time. At times it's almost like a panicky feeling.

11. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives JustErn. It seems all you need is good hair, a pretty face, tits, and a giant pubic mound these days.

12. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives the rest of you. I hate you.

13. I worked in a porn store for 3 months and quit the night of a the porn awards in my city.

14. I've been part of a three-some in a trailer park. I wish I was making this shit up.

15. I've won several art awards in shows, but never translated that to the idea that I could make a living from it.

16. I'm writing this to make myself seem more interesting, for self-validation, and as a form of meditation to appreciate myself more.

17. I absolutely hate smoking with wet hair, elbows, and burps. It's not an act--I really hate these things.

18. I want to make a difference.

19. I feel a strange connection to Number23 and orger even though I've never met them and probably would have the most awkward time with them at a pub or something.

20. One of my friends, and somebody I really admire, is going back to New Zealand in 3 weeks to become a catholic priest. I just don't know what to say.

People, I know you're totally fascinated with my life, so I'll update you more as time permits.

@ #1 - the Org will be abuzz now trying to find your alter ego.

@ #8 - so you loved Fauxie's wife before he married her?

@ #9 - a bodega nearby was selling ripe limes as lemons - kid you not.

@ #14 - we'd be dissapointed if you HADN'T.

I love toys. I'm sweet.

I'm a dirty not-so-old man.

I got two sides... and they both friends.

[Edited 9/20/11 9:47am]

I'm a female.

Simple, but a lot people here think I'm a man.

I love T & A.

I dress 2 the 9's whether casual or hip.

I love French Fries.

I love it when Orgers send me music-they are nice that way.

I don't wear jeans, find the very uncomfortable!

PurpleJedi said:

Machaela said:

Are you one of the org's old man pervs that hit on all the women

I been warned bout YOUR type here !

What?!?! I am SHOCKED that you'd say that!

I don't hit on all the women on the org.

...just the ones with a pulse...

(...where's the DavetheRave hiding at? I'm sure he can set me straight about needing a pulse even...)

you know I love ya

veronikka said:

I don't wear jeans, find the very uncomfortable!

So, I guess you don't mind wearing nothing at all.

veronikka said:

I don't wear jeans, find the very uncomfortable!

They are always my last choice ~ I only own 2 pairs

• i hate moths! they freak me out!
• i almost married an orger back in year 2000

I love sci-fi series/movies

My all time favorite tv series is Planet Earth

My favorite author is D.A.F. de Sade

My chili con carne is stellar!

I travel a lot throughout Europe for work

I want at some point in my life, move out of the Netherlands and migrate to South Africa.

I have a very close relationship with my parents and my brother.

Although my parent have been together for 41 years, I never managed to have a relationship last longer than 3 - 4 years

I don't know what it feels like to actually hate someone.

I'm a menace on a bicycle

My feet never stink

I don't eat junk food

I want to fuck with LightOfArt

• When I'm walking down the street listening to music, I gotta have my left foot hit the ground on the 1 and 3, and my right hit the ground on the 2 and 4, or I become annoyed.
• I consume inordinate amounts of beer and potato chips, yet can't gain a pound over 140.
• The people in my life tend to be either lovers or acquaintances; I don't really have any friends.
• I'm pretty quiet in public, but talk to myself incessantly when alone.
• I saw a UFO one time (seriously!)

imago said:

1. I have a relatively respected (and liked) alter that I use when I don't want 'imago' to get in the way of a serious topic. I've been using for many years. Some of you folks that dont like me like him just fine, and vice versa.

2. I used to sing Italian hyms when I was a barratone in a choir. I speak with a relatively deep, baratone voice.

3. I'm quiet, polite, but not necessarily shy.

4. I know most of the lyrics by hear to Englebert Humperdink's greatest hints (actually, this is a well known fact in the local bars I hang out in and with the ladies.)

5. I've been tutoring a young man that I am horrendously attracted to, every night for the last 3 weeks. It's sooooooo annoying. I hate myself.

6. I used to be very good at apologizing, but for some reason I can't anymore. I just blame everybody but myself, and that's not healthy.

7. Apparently wide open interiors drane my energy and make me feel nervous.

8. Someone I was deeply in love with married someone I love deeply.

9. I used to think that a lemon was just a ripe lime. I'm not joking.

10. I always feel like I'm running out of time. At times it's almost like a panicky feeling.

11. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives JustErn. It seems all you need is good hair, a pretty face, tits, and a giant pubic mound these days.

12. I'm very annoyed by the attention Fauxie gives the rest of you. I hate you.

13. I worked in a porn store for 3 months and quit the night of a the porn awards in my city.

14. I've been part of a three-some in a trailer park. I wish I was making this shit up.

15. I've won several art awards in shows, but never translated that to the idea that I could make a living from it.

16. I'm writing this to make myself seem more interesting, for self-validation, and as a form of meditation to appreciate myself more.

17. I absolutely hate smoking with wet hair, elbows, and burps. It's not an act--I really hate these things.

18. I want to make a difference.

19. I feel a strange connection to Number23 and orger even though I've never met them and probably would have the most awkward time with them at a pub or something.

20. One of my friends, and somebody I really admire, is going back to New Zealand in 3 weeks to become a catholic priest. I just don't know what to say.

People, I know you're totally fascinated with my life, so I'll update you more as time permits.

I always giggle when I hear this.

I used to write short stories about the Sesame Street characters as drug lords who killed and ate people on the streets. I wrote twelve notebooks on them each containing about 10 chapters. The chapters would run about two to three pages each.

paisleypark4 said:

I used to write short stories about the Sesame Street characters as drug lords who killed and ate people on the streets. I wrote twelve notebooks on them each containing about 10 chapters. The chapters would run about two to three pages each.

awesome!

paisleypark4 said:

I used to write short stories about the Sesame Street characters as drug lords who killed and ate people on the streets. I wrote twelve notebooks on them each containing about 10 chapters. The chapters would run about two to three pages each.

wow!

PurpleJedi said:

I like classic cars

I collect shot glasses

I am a history buff

I like architecture

I was a Reagan Republican back-in-the-day

I like to tell jokes but usually mess 'em up

I think that I have a third nipple

Same here.

paisleypark4 said:

I used to write short stories about the Sesame Street characters as drug lords who killed and ate people on the streets. I wrote twelve notebooks on them each containing about 10 chapters. The chapters would run about two to three pages each.

Do you still have it?

formallypickles said:

I'm a female.

Simple, but a lot people here think I'm a man.

Mayb u should shave ur face...........

LadyCasanova said:

PurpleJedi said:

I like classic cars

I collect shot glasses

I am a history buff

I like architecture

I was a Reagan Republican back-in-the-day

I like to tell jokes but usually mess 'em up

I think that I have a third nipple

Same here.

Match made in Heaven.

davetherave6767 said:

formallypickles said:

I'm a female.

Simple, but a lot people here think I'm a man.

Mayb u should shave ur face...........

that's not nice....besides,

she said here as in "online" ... hello?

paintedlady said:

davetherave6767 said:

Mayb u should shave ur face...........

that's not nice....besides,

she said here as in "online" ... hello?

He's just trying to get a rise out of her so she can track him down and give him a good old fashioned ass-whoopin', high heels and all...cuz he will enjoy it immensely.

Ain't that right Dave?

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

that's not nice....besides,

she said here as in "online" ... hello?

He's just trying to get a rise out of her so she can track him down and give him a good old fashioned ass-whoopin', high heels and all...cuz he will enjoy it immensely.

Ain't that right Dave?

I think somebody already whooped his ass... he already looked hurt when he posted it. Po' thang.

ufoclub said:

paisleypark4 said:

I used to write short stories about the Sesame Street characters as drug lords who killed and ate people on the streets. I wrote twelve notebooks on them each containing about 10 chapters. The chapters would run about two to three pages each.

Do you still have it?

Yeah...going back to 1993. I stopped in 1998.

Davetherave is kind/caring/compassionate/ and outside the org is loved respected and adored by many people.....O yeh im also understood and at work people admire and r in awe of my presence......This may sound like BS but it is indeed the truth..........Outside the org my s.o.h. is loved by all work colleagues and Family....They would all b shocked that a prince site doesnt get me and is quick 2 ban such a wonderful and charming person............

I find insatiable3's thread about role playing quite interesting. Maybe I'd like to play with her.