FUN DARE . I want to see how many people actually do it .

rule : you can't make fun of anyone's love letter .

[Edited 9/18/11 23:37pm]

Dear Fauxie.

I remember your butt.
I dream about it.

It's not much of a butt, when it comes to butts.
I mean, you ain't Shakira.
But it's sexy. It makes me grin.
I wanna slap that.
I wanna tap that.

I love your sexy ears.
Sexiest pair of ears on Org.

They compliment your face in ways I will not delve into on here.

I wanna nibble them.
Whisper naughty things to them.

I cower under your piercing eyes.
Sure, you light them up with Photoshop, but that's okay.
Cuz I just know that in real life they have the power to melt me.

I remember your wife.
I love her.
But still. The beotch.

damn... Imma have to think about this... I have quite a few faves here.

HamsterHuey said:

Dear Fauxie.

I remember your butt.
I dream about it.

It's not much of a butt, when it comes to butts.
I mean, you ain't Shakira.
But it's sexy. It makes me grin.
I wanna slap that.
I wanna tap that.

I love your sexy ears.
Sexiest pair of ears on Org.

They compliment your face in ways I will not delve into on here.

I wanna nibble them.
Whisper naughty things to them.

I cower under your piercing eyes.
Sure, you light them up with Photoshop, but that's okay.
Cuz I just know that in real life they have the power to melt me.

I remember your wife.
I love her.
But still. The beotch.

But, that all said; Nick is fun and playful, but without losing his depth; I can talk serious stuff with him as much as I can banter with him.

He's the kinda guy that makes me come back here, just to read his posts.

Dear imago:

I love your poems, I love your class

I love your tiny yellow saigon ass

I love your inches, I love your meat

I'd love to be the upholstery 'pon yr favorite seat

I love your humor, you're oh so sexy, can

I feed you flautas, hope you like mex-i-can

I love your posts, you're oh so fly

If you was crack, I'd be oh so high

Speaking of crack, I wanna spit in yours

Stir fry that wok, something something whores

I ran out of rhymes cuz I'm thinkin' bout ur love

If you was my boyfriend, we cud fuck w/o a glove

<3

Dear Militant .

You're a lady's man , I can't resist .

Don't got much to offer but my heart & soul but you obviously made the list .

Just want to say , you seem like a great guy..

Never change who you are , because who you are somehow caught my eye .

[Edited 9/18/11 23:53pm]

dear Mushanga, how's about the four of us get together and have a good time?

JerseyKRS said:

dear Mushanga, how's about the four of us get together and have a good time?

That's a noogie letter, not a love letter.

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Dear Graycap23:

Me

Spinlight said:

Dear imago:

I feed you flautas,

<3

I thought that said flatulance for a second.

"Where the deepest part of your river flows
Snap Snap
Undo these nylon hose
Around your thigh my finger goes slowly
Like a cat tip-toes
Until I reach the cat's nose
I will touch thee in the softest manner"

That pretty much says it all

Spinlight said:

Dear imago:

I love your poems, I love your class

I love your tiny yellow saigon ass

I love your inches, I love your meat

I'd love to be the upholstery 'pon yr favorite seat

I love your humor, you're oh so sexy, can

I feed you flautas, hope you like mex-i-can

I love your posts, you're oh so fly

If you was crack, I'd be oh so high

Speaking of crack, I wanna spit in yours

Stir fry that wok, something something whores

I ran out of rhymes cuz I'm thinkin' bout ur love

If you was my boyfriend, we cud fuck w/o a glove

<3

This is beautiful.

I'm putting it in my profile and jacking off to it tonight, lawd.

imago said:

Spinlight said:

Dear imago:

I love your poems, I love your class

I love your tiny yellow saigon ass

I love your inches, I love your meat

I'd love to be the upholstery 'pon yr favorite seat

I love your humor, you're oh so sexy, can

I feed you flautas, hope you like mex-i-can

I love your posts, you're oh so fly

If you was crack, I'd be oh so high

Speaking of crack, I wanna spit in yours

Stir fry that wok, something something whores

I ran out of rhymes cuz I'm thinkin' bout ur love

If you was my boyfriend, we cud fuck w/o a glove

<3

This is beautiful.

I'm putting it in my profile and jacking off to it tonight, lawd.

Spinlight , job well done . See you just made someone's day.

why do you taunt me, Huey?

imago said:

Spinlight said:

Dear imago:

I love your poems, I love your class

I love your tiny yellow saigon ass

I love your inches, I love your meat

I'd love to be the upholstery 'pon yr favorite seat

I love your humor, you're oh so sexy, can

I feed you flautas, hope you like mex-i-can

I love your posts, you're oh so fly

If you was crack, I'd be oh so high

Speaking of crack, I wanna spit in yours

Stir fry that wok, something something whores

I ran out of rhymes cuz I'm thinkin' bout ur love

If you was my boyfriend, we cud fuck w/o a glove

<3

This is beautiful.

I'm putting it in my profile and jacking off to it tonight, lawd.

JerseyKRS said:

why do you taunt me, Huey?

Who?

Me?

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Dear johnart...

Giselle said:

Dear Militant .

You're a lady's man , I can't resist .

Don't got much to offer but my heart & soul but you obviously made the list .

Just want to say , you seem like a great guy..

Never change who you are , because who you are somehow caught my eye .

[Edited 9/18/11 23:53pm]

Awwww..... you just made my day! And I think this is the first time I've been referred to as a ladies man! Haha, thanks

You know I'm gonna have to write you one now

Dear Giselle, my darling Giselle

Your words were so elegant, just like a gazelle

Running through the forest like you're running through my mind

Your posts make me smile, every last time

So here's a poem to say thanks because you made my day

What a shame you're in Texas - and not the UK

If you were here I'd take you on a candlelight cruise

Then you'd find out my lips aren't the only thing about me that's huge!

[Edited 9/19/11 14:25pm]

Genesia said:

Dear johnart...

Your love letter surely just brought tears to his eyes...

PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:

Dear johnart...

Your love letter surely just brought tears to his eyes...

We get each other.

Tinaz Tinaz im thinking of u.........Thinking of all eye wanna do.............Ur a lovely person this much is true .............take off ur pyjamas lets get sticky like glue....2 converse with u fills my heart with joy b honest with me Tinaz do u keep a bedroom toy?.......Eye no ur married hes a lucky man...But davetherave has a master plan.....Eye will fly 2u hide under ur bed....when he goes 2 work u can give me ****.................

JerseyKRS said:

dear Mushanga, how's about the four of us get together and have a good time?

You mean the five of us? My boobs, Erin's boobs and you.

Giselle said:

rule : you can't make fun of anyone's love letter .

[Edited 9/18/11 23:37pm]

what?! why does this thread exist then..

Mushanga said:

JerseyKRS said:

dear Mushanga, how's about the four of us get together and have a good time?

You mean the five of us? My boobs, Erin's boobs and you.

That's the sweetest love letter you've ever written me.

JerseyKRS said:

Mushanga said:

You mean the five of us? My boobs, Erin's boobs and you.

That's the sweetest love letter you've ever written me.

We will smother you with our bloated mammary glands, my hairy chested love. <3

Dear Davetherave,

You are the unintentional funny sensitive pervert(pervert in a nice way), <----- what a combo

[Edited 9/19/11 15:56pm]

formallypickles said:

Dear Davetherave,

You are the unintentional funny sensitive pervert(pervert in a nice way), <----- what a combo

[Edited 9/19/11 15:56pm]

You also just described FEZ from THAT 70's SHOW . ....

Giselle said:

formallypickles said:

Dear Davetherave,

You are the unintentional funny sensitive pervert(pervert in a nice way), <----- what a combo

[Edited 9/19/11 15:56pm]

You also just described FEZ from THAT 70's SHOW . ....

Ha! i guess i did

Davetherave= fez

Militant said:

Giselle said:

Dear Militant .

You're a lady's man , I can't resist .

Don't got much to offer but my heart & soul but you obviously made the list .

Just want to say , you seem like a great guy..

Never change who you are , because who you are somehow caught my eye .

[Edited 9/18/11 23:53pm]

Awwww..... you just made my day! And I think this is the first time I've been referred to as a ladies man! Haha, thanks

You know I'm gonna have to write you one now

Dear Giselle, my darling Giselle

Your words were so elegant, just like a gazelle

Running through the forest like you're running through my mind

Your posts make me smile, every last time

So here's a poem to say thanks because you made my day

What a shame you're in Texas - and not the UK

If you were here I'd take you on a candlelight cruise

Then you'd find out my lips aren't the only thing about me that's huge!

[Edited 9/19/11 14:25pm]

I'm glad ! awhh I it .

formallypickles said:

Dear Davetherave,

You are the unintentional funny sensitive pervert(pervert in a nice way), <----- what a combo

[Edited 9/19/11 15:56pm]

Thats a beautiful thing 2 say Pickles......Thanku so much!