formallypickles said:

Giselle said:

You also just described FEZ from THAT 70's SHOW . ....

Ha! i guess i did

Davetherave= fez

Davetherave=FEZ.................... ....Im gonna have 2 google Fez now....

davetherave6767 said:

Tinaz Tinaz im thinking of u.........Thinking of all eye wanna do.............Ur a lovely person this much is true .............take off ur pyjamas lets get sticky like glue....2 converse with u fills my heart with joy b honest with me Tinaz do u keep a bedroom toy?.......Eye no ur married hes a lucky man...But davetherave has a master plan.....Eye will fly 2u hide under ur bed....when he goes 2 work u can give me ****.................

Ohhh myyyy

On the other hand...

Thank you for the poem Dave! Its my first org poem

tinaz said:

davetherave6767 said:

Tinaz Tinaz im thinking of u.........Thinking of all eye wanna do.............Ur a lovely person this much is true .............take off ur pyjamas lets get sticky like glue....2 converse with u fills my heart with joy b honest with me Tinaz do u keep a bedroom toy?.......Eye no ur married hes a lucky man...But davetherave has a master plan.....Eye will fly 2u hide under ur bed....when he goes 2 work u can give me ****.................

Ohhh myyyy

On the other hand...

Thank you for the poem Dave! Its my first org poem

Theres more where that came from...............Lets not rush what we have...

davetherave6767 said:

tinaz said:

Ohhh myyyy

On the other hand...

Thank you for the poem Dave! Its my first org poem

Theres more where that came from...............Lets not rush what we have...

I wonder if that tripod in InternationalLover82's video has joined the Org yet. Maybe it will respond back to her.

That tripod is sure 2 get banned.......hes a slut:lol:

Spinlight said:

Dear imago:

I love your poems, I love your class

I love your tiny yellow saigon ass

I love your inches, I love your meat

I'd love to be the upholstery 'pon yr favorite seat

I love your humor, you're oh so sexy, can

I feed you flautas, hope you like mex-i-can

I love your posts, you're oh so fly

If you was crack, I'd be oh so high

Speaking of crack, I wanna spit in yours

Stir fry that wok, something something whores

I ran out of rhymes cuz I'm thinkin' bout ur love

If you was my boyfriend, we cud fuck w/o a glove

<3

This is adorable and sweet in a way; I am suprised by you in a good way and to of all peopel that imago , well, I love it!

Genesia said:

Dear johnart...

That was beautiful.

Would it be acceptable to photocopy that, cross out my name and write your in and mail it back??

HamsterHuey said:

Dear Fauxie.

I remember your butt.
I dream about it.

It's not much of a butt, when it comes to butts.
I mean, you ain't Shakira.
But it's sexy. It makes me grin.
I wanna slap that.
I wanna tap that.

I love your sexy ears.
Sexiest pair of ears on Org.

They compliment your face in ways I will not delve into on here.

I wanna nibble them.
Whisper naughty things to them.

I cower under your piercing eyes.
Sure, you light them up with Photoshop, but that's okay.
Cuz I just know that in real life they have the power to melt me.

I remember your wife.
I love her.
But still. The beotch.

That's beautiful.

Dear Herman,

If my preference were man I'd be all up in your fur, man. Our beards would perfectly interconnect like lego we'd play with in between sex. I just have to run it by my wife as I'm concerned she'll take my life. She's not so good with sharing, which throws into doubt our pairing. Maybe I'll have to content myself with admiring your beard, and try my best to not let it get weird. My wife's all about how I boff her, but I've got so much more to offer. Why are my ears only appreciated by queers? We'll surely meet one day, and maybe by then the org will have turned me completely gay.

I didn't think this many people would participate and think this would be stupid , but I'm glad i posted it now .

Imago, you's a ho,

But still I can't help loving you so.

Maybe it's your gangsta glam,

The way you ask for the 'hong naam',

Or sing Prince songs in falsetto.

You're juicy and substantial,

I mean the bulge in his pants, y'all.

I know you're totally into girls, boo,

But from the first time I met you,

Under your spell I began to fall.

However, before that actually started to happen I realised that in fact I wasn't falling anywhere, but rather was still standing where I'd previously been, with the same posture and countenance I'd had for at least a minute prior, so rather than falling I instead just continued to stand where I was.

Dear Faux,

Not you...I mean the younger guy.

The one with the wondrous eyes,

nice hats, and is punny sometimes.

Yeah you, Mr. Real, here's the deal.

If I could turn back the wheels

of time, meet in your bath...or mine,

I would lather that ass real fine,

bend you over in half, surprise!

Laughing at the smashing

that your tuccus is dealt.

Like "FauxReal, look at you...

You're so full of yourself."

To All female orgers & mods[18 & over],

Though I am partial to a few of you ladies [KidaDynamite, Justerin, Zombiekitten, Sexyone...just to name a few], I would fuck the shit out of all of you if I could....caio.

Sincerly yours,

Tittypants

Dear Iamfunkay7,

oh my fair lady, how much joy you bring. I think about you night and day, just like Al b sure said...

Oh Funkay, you so cool, you make me always drool,

you make me happy, happier than happy itself

because they can't take you from me, you sexy beast,

I love it when you make that spinach quiche,

because we're crazy... and I need new friends,

oh funkay, funkay, won't you hold my hand...

you crazy slut, whats wrong with you?

you speak to yourself, as if we're two...

My favorite orger, you got it made,

I'm always here.... Ill be your slave!

Sadly this is to be true...

who's my favorite orger... Iamfunkay7,

this love letters for you....

johnart said:

Genesia said:

Dear johnart...

That was beautiful.

Would it be acceptable to photocopy that, cross out my name and write your in and mail it back??

ZombieKitten said:

When I get mine it will be in lovely cursive writing and drawings and delivered with a song

I was gonna write it on my wall in my own blood, sweat, and mostly tears, actually.

Mushanga said:

JerseyKRS said:

dear Mushanga, how's about the four of us get together and have a good time?

You mean the five of us? My boobs, Erin's boobs and you.

ZombieKitten said:

When I get mine it will be in lovely cursive writing and drawings and delivered with a song

Is the song Now I'm Feeling ZOMBIEFIED!?

Fauxie said:

Imago, you's a ho,

But still I can't help loving you so.

Maybe it's your gangsta glam,

The way you ask for the 'hong naam',

Or sing Prince songs in falsetto.

You're juicy and substantial,

I mean the bulge in his pants, y'all.

I know you're totally into girls, boo,

But from the first time I met you,

Under your spell I began to fall.

However, before that actually started to happen I realised that in fact I wasn't falling anywhere, but rather was still standing where I'd previously been, with the same posture and countenance I'd had for at least a minute prior, so rather than falling I instead just continued to stand where I was.

'

Oh holy, hermit the crab, this is lovely.

Dear Imago,

Balls in stockings.

I really can't think of anything good because all think about is balls in stockings when i see Imago.

Dear Titty Pants,

What is that glass thing in your picture?

And are you and imago the same person?

formallypickles said:

Dear Titty Pants,

What is that glass thing in your picture?

And are you and imago the same person?

yes

Some of these poems are really funny. Creative b*&%#@s up in here.

sextonseven said:

Giselle said:

FUN DARE . I want to see how many people actually do it .

rule : you can't make fun of anyone's love letter .

[Edited 9/18/11 23:37pm]

dear ben

thank you. i love you in a non-icky way. you and the ORG comPLETE me and i ain't just a whistlin' dixie. besides, dixe hates being called that way

me. x

Dear KoolEaze,

Thank you for "you". Every time I speak to you, it's like breathing. I never have to hide who I am with you, whether that is in person or over the phone. Thank you for always listening to me, for your kind words and for your objective advice. Thank you for spending some of your vacation with me in Chicago. Being in your presence is a vacation in of itself.

I love you. Thank you for being my friend.

Stymie

Vendetta1 said:

Dear KoolEaze,

Thank you for "you". Every time I speak to you, it's like breathing. I never have to hide who I am with you, whether that is in person or over the phone. Thank you for always listening to me, for your kind words and for your objective advice. Thank you for spending some of your vacation with me in Chicago. Being in your presence is a vacation in of itself.

I love you. Thank you for being my friend.

Stymie

Ladycasanova eye wanna bone ya

Ladycasanova eye wanna own ya

Swing me around in ur long dark hair

Abuse me honey dave dont care

With ur ky jelly ur good 2 go

Im licking my lips lets take it slow

Davetherave is ur pimp 2nite

Eye hope my lady is nice and tight

Ive been drinking wine all nite long

The things im gonna do 2ya my tongue

They call me dave...davetherave

Ladycasanova wont ya b my slave

Get down there in my fave posistion

Get u wet and creamy thats my mission

Gonna work u hard gonna work u long

Everything we do is so very wrong

Break all the rules in this thing called sex

Tell all ur friends davetheraves the best

Whos that girl who lives next door?

Bring her over....get her on the floor

U do her that way....it looks like fun

Let davetherave smack that bum

Thank u lady that was fun

It was my pleasure 2 make u come.....................