No wonder he crazy, 6-9 with a 3-inch dick would push any man over the edge.
July 26, 2011. NBA baller Ron Artest was ALLEGEDLY caught sending SEXTING pics to some girl. Now USUALLY when someone is sexting D*CK pics they're working with a LIL SOMETHING.
But 6 foot 9 inch tall Ron Artest ain't got NOTHING down there . . . and we AIN'T EXAGGERATING. Shoot and it looks like he's ERECT too . . .
NBA Star Lashes Out at Accuser -- 'Broke Ass Dwarf'
7/25/2011 2:55 PM PDT by TMZ Staff
Ex-NBA star Steve Francis is firing back against claims he sexually assaulted a woman in Texas last year -- claiming the allegations were concocted by a "broke ass dwarf who can't sing."
The firestorm unfolded on Twitter this weekend -- where, Francis unloaded on the woman behind the groping allegations ... a singer named Shauna Simien who was signed to Francis' record label at the time of the alleged assault.
Francis wrote, "Well since it's a lockout. I got a new job responding to people askin me about grouping [sic]a broke ass dwarf. Who can't sing. What can a G do??"
Steve's rep tells TMZ .. Francis adamantly denies the allegations.
It's unclear if Francis dropped her from the label, but the former Knicks star insinuates Shauna's accusations are sour grapes -- writing, "If you can't sing, you can't sing. Keep it moving."
July 23, 2011. Married comedian Chirs Rock sure knows how to have a good time. According to a MediaTakeOut.com snitch, Chris was TRICKIN RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS over at Atlanta's top club Magic City.
According to a number of girls who work there, Chris blew about $5,000 . . . all on the same girl. A popular dancer named DIAMOND. According to one girl, Chris got consistent dances from her .. . for nearly two hours.
But to Chris' credit, it does NOT appear that he got any INAPPROPRIATE contact with the girls (i.e. he did NOT smash). The tipster explained, "[Chris] didn't go in the back or anything, he just kept PEELING OFF hundred dollar bills and giving it to the girl."
Well you know what SKRIPPERS say . . . a MARRIED TRICK is the best kind . . .LOL!!!
July 23, 2011. Married comedian Chirs Rock sure knows how to have a good time. According to a MediaTakeOut.com snitch, Chris was TRICKIN RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS over at Atlanta's top club Magic City.
According to a number of girls who work there, Chris blew about $5,000 . . . all on the same girl. A popular dancer named DIAMOND. According to one girl, Chris got consistent dances from her .. . for nearly two hours.
But to Chris' credit, it does NOT appear that he got any INAPPROPRIATE contact with the girls (i.e. he did NOT smash). The tipster explained, "[Chris] didn't go in the back or anything, he just kept PEELING OFF hundred dollar bills and giving it to the girl."
Well you know what SKRIPPERS say . . . a MARRIED TRICK is the best kind . . .LOL!!!
maaan that musta been a dark-ass club...
I can only PRAY he thought he was peelin' off singles and not Franklins...
July 23, 2011. Married comedian Chirs Rock sure knows how to have a good time. According to a MediaTakeOut.com snitch, Chris was TRICKIN RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS over at Atlanta's top club Magic City.
According to a number of girls who work there, Chris blew about $5,000 . . . all on the same girl. A popular dancer named DIAMOND. According to one girl, Chris got consistent dances from her .. . for nearly two hours.
But to Chris' credit, it does NOT appear that he got any INAPPROPRIATE contact with the girls (i.e. he did NOT smash). The tipster explained, "[Chris] didn't go in the back or anything, he just kept PEELING OFF hundred dollar bills and giving it to the girl."
Well you know what SKRIPPERS say . . . a MARRIED TRICK is the best kind . . .LOL!!!
maaan that musta been a dark-ass club...
I can only PRAY he thought he was peelin' off singles and not Franklins...
Funny hing about the ron artest pic is that he already looks really uncertain about his willy in his face even in the pic where u just see his torso. i guess he and terrence howard can hang.
Funny hing about the ron artest pic is that he already looks really uncertain about his willy in his face even in the pic where u just see his torso. i guess he and terrence howard can hang.
No wonder he crazy, 6-9 with a 3-inch dick would push any man over the edge.
July 26, 2011. NBA baller Ron Artest was ALLEGEDLY caught sending SEXTING pics to some girl. Now USUALLY when someone is sexting D*CK pics they're working with a LIL SOMETHING.
But 6 foot 9 inch tall Ron Artest ain't got NOTHING down there . . . and we AIN'T EXAGGERATING. Shoot and it looks like he's ERECT too . . .
No wonder he crazy, 6-9 with a 3-inch dick would push any man over the edge.
July 26, 2011. NBA baller Ron Artest was ALLEGEDLY caught sending SEXTING pics to some girl. Now USUALLY when someone is sexting D*CK pics they're working with a LIL SOMETHING.
But 6 foot 9 inch tall Ron Artest ain't got NOTHING down there . . . and we AIN'T EXAGGERATING. Shoot and it looks like he's ERECT too . . .
I get scared opening these hotmess threads sometimes, some of those images are permanently seared into my memory, but then again...
I ain't even clicking on that first one some things I don't need to know, sad for him though.
Suge's son must be scared his daddy gonna hang him out a window by the ankles, so he must keep up apperances cause he sure don't look the part, he need some protein drinks or something.
I get scared opening these hotmess threads sometimes, some of those images are permanently seared into my memory, but then again...
I ain't even clicking on that first one some things I don't need to know, sad for him though.
Suge's son must be scared his daddy gonna hang him out a window by the ankles, so he must keep up apperances cause he sure don't look the part, he need some protein drinks or something.
No wonder Ron Artest is pissed off 95% of the time...
As for Ne-Yo... another statistic. Probably is dating her for "status" or something.
Chris Rock has always been at strip joints. It never stopped even after he married Malaak. He admitted to it on a few of his specials ("Bigger & Blacker" and "Never Scared").
Quincy... Quincy Quincy Quincy... I swear he can't produce no more sperm. He must got like 100 cases of Viagra in his desk.
Y'ALL DON'T BE PICKING ON THESE MENS WITH LITTLE PENISES!
This is why I have to delete 50 emails a day about penis enhancement for the race to see which man can make his dick look like the washington monument. You know that's why they built that thing there in the nations capital! It's a huge conspiracy that began long ago started by some cruel ancient ruler that lived back when penises were still colossal size. He was adamant about keeping the whole masacre going.
This travesty is ruining perfectly cute little penises all around the world and it's all because everyone wants to be a comedian. Now I gotta live my life on the run from huge hairy monster penises that are trying to kill me.