alexnvrmnd777 said:

According to MTO, Khia was arrested this weekend for damaging her car when the repo man came to pick it up. *smh*

Damn, they showin' her address and everythang!

And she was just on YouTube a month ago going "Media FUCK Out".

Free groceries!!!

ScarletScandal said:

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

Oh Lawd...I need help! I can't stop laughin'!

to SCNDLS, paintedlady, and HotGritz for this funny-as-hell ass thread! I'm just gone..

This is exactly what I needed.

I shall contibute...

!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Free groceries!!!

Uhhhhhh...lmao

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

NUH UHHHHHHH!! YOU KNOW DEREK J FROM THE ATLANTA HOUSEWIVES . . . WELL HE'S GOT A NEW LOOK!!!

Damn shame. Prolly one of the greatest hairstylists to ever roll out of Atalanta, but Girllll, I am so over his "outfits". . He seriously needs some style tips from Ru Paul...or somebody

Somebody needs to send his ass to Drag U.

NO....just NO

SCNDLS said:

Who told these fools this was a good idea

lavender1983 said:

Ottensen said:

Damn shame. Prolly one of the greatest hairstylists to ever roll out of Atalanta, but Girllll, I am so over his "outfits". . He seriously needs some style tips from Ru Paul...or somebody

Somebody needs to send his ass to Drag U.

NO....just NO

He gets on my cotton pickin' nerves. Embarrassment.

I just HATE the hair styles at these hair shows like Bonner Bros.:

Ugh!!!

Fantasia, is that you??

1 word: WHY?

SCNDLS said:

RenHoek said:

maaan that musta been a dark-ass club...

I can only PRAY he thought he was peelin' off singles and not Franklins...

Agreed! She look like a dude.

Chris Rock might be a potential trannyhunter.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Quincy felt like visiting her "Secret Garden".

This was kinda fucked up, Vogue (Italia or not)!

http://www.huffingtonpost...32834.html

'Slave Earrings' On Vogue Italia: Offensive Or Innocent?

Reading international fashion magazines can be tough because of the language barrier. Words appear out of place, phrases get lost in translation, meaning gets misconstrued.

But Jezebel has confirmed that Vogue Italia's "slave earrings" is not, as we had hoped, a mistranslation.

The Italian magazine currently features "Slave Earrings," by which they seem to mean hoop earrings, in its "Shop The Trend" section, instructing readers that hoop earrings are an updated classic... from the era of US slavery:

Jewellery has always flirted with circular shapes, especially for use in making earrings. The most classic models are the slave and creole styles in gold hoops.

If the name brings to the mind the decorative traditions of the women of colour who were brought to the southern Unites (sic) States during the slave trade, the latest interpretation is pure freedom. Colored stones, symbolic pendants and multiple spheres. And the evolution goes on.

On the one hand, should the enslavement of Africans in the United States be mined for style inspiration? That just feels wrong.

But on the other hand, it is true that there are several cultural references that originated in that era, from music styles to folk art traditions. So is it completely wrong to cite a jewelry trend from the historical moment as well?

The point, it seems, is that Vogue Italia flippantly references the slave trade as an inspiring moment for "decorative traditions," glamorizing slavery with an ignorant touch it seem...ct so well.

Head to Vogue.it to see t...earrings."

UPDATE: In light of all the poor press, it looks like Vogue Italia has changed the name of the feature from "Slave Earrings" to "Ethnic Earrings" (see the new headline here). Strange, however, that the magazine chose the bland, imprecise descriptor "ethnic." If they meant African American, couldn't they have just said that?

Fo shizzle, my gigglez!!!

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alexnvrmnd777 said:

I just HATE the hair styles at these hair shows like Bonner Bros.:

Ugh!!!

Fantasia, is that you??

They have some well made seats for them in hell...

alexnvrmnd777 said:

This was kinda fucked up, Vogue (Italia or not)!

http://www.huffingtonpost...32834.html

'Slave Earrings' On Vogue Italia: Offensive Or Innocent?

The Huffington Post Ellie Krupnick First Posted: 8/22/11 08:43 AM ET Updated: 8/22/11 02:08 PM ET

Reading international fashion magazines can be tough because of the language barrier. Words appear out of place, phrases get lost in translation, meaning gets misconstrued.

But Jezebel has confirmed that Vogue Italia's "slave earrings" is not, as we had hoped, a mistranslation.

The Italian magazine currently features "Slave Earrings," by which they seem to mean hoop earrings, in its "Shop The Trend" section, instructing readers that hoop earrings are an updated classic... from the era of US slavery:

Jewellery has always flirted with circular shapes, especially for use in making earrings. The most classic models are the slave and creole styles in gold hoops.

If the name brings to the mind the decorative traditions of the women of colour who were brought to the southern Unites (sic) States during the slave trade, the latest interpretation is pure freedom. Colored stones, symbolic pendants and multiple spheres. And the evolution goes on.

On the one hand, should the enslavement of Africans in the United States be mined for style inspiration? That just feels wrong.

But on the other hand, it is true that there are several cultural references that originated in that era, from music styles to folk art traditions. So is it completely wrong to cite a jewelry trend from the historical moment as well?

The point, it seems, is that Vogue Italia flippantly references the slave trade as an inspiring moment for "decorative traditions," glamorizing slavery with an ignorant touch it seem...ct so well.

Head to Vogue.it to see t...earrings."

UPDATE: In light of all the poor press, it looks like Vogue Italia has changed the name of the feature from "Slave Earrings" to "Ethnic Earrings" (see the new headline here). Strange, however, that the magazine chose the bland, imprecise descriptor "ethnic." If they meant African American, couldn't they have just said that?

They should just call it earrings and KEEP IT MOVING.

Well, seeing that picture certainly made me feel better about myself. I feel like I've got a black dick now. And look at it, he's even trimmed some of the hairs around the base trying to make it look bigger.

paintedlady said:

bboy87 said:

@ this mess right herre

Shaq asking a Newsweek reporter for fuckin' hookups, flirts with her as well, and says that Lauren London was Dwayne Wade's girl, all back in November 2008. There is SO much shady shit with these players that still hasn't surfaced yet that it just boggles the mind!!!!! I only expect more to come out with his old IT guy trying to sue ol' Big AARP. And can you believe Mr. Rocks in the Mouth had the nerve to say someone wasn't "that fine"? The nerve!

http://blogs.miaminewtime...muel_1.php

Shaquille O'Neal + Allison Samuels: Basketball Big Flirts With Newsweek Reporter and Discusses Dwyane Wade's Mistresses

In an ongoing, bizarre local lawsuit, Shaquille O'Neal is accused of trying to orchestrate a frame job using child porn and the help of Miami Beach Police. Recently a judge temporarily barred the admission of a cache of the superstar's emails into the public record.

We've gotten our grubby hands on them anyway. Some are pretty interesting. We'll be sharing them here.

Let's start with some light reading. Here is respected Newsweek senior staff writer Allison Samuels trying to set Shaq up with some ladies.

In 2007, Shaq filed for divorce from his wife Shaunie. Late the next year, they officially reconciled. He was playing for the Phoenix Suns at the time. A year later, they would divorce for good.

Dwyane Wade was also still married to Siohvaughn, who would file for divorce a couple...nths later and allege infidelity on his part.

The possibility of superstar basketball players cheating on their wives isn't exactly shocking. We're more surprised by Allison Samuels, who met Shaq while covering the Los Angeles Lakers and who "helped" write his mother's autobiography. Something about the following conversation -- in which she tries to hook Shaq up with model Sessilee Lopez and then a bunch of other girls -- doesn't exactly scream Newsweek. And she's using her work email? Good Lord, what of the sanctity of the national weekly?

Shaq's lawyers have called the suit "baseless" and maintain that these emails were technically stolen by his former IT guy, Shawn Darling, who filed the suit.

We tried several times to contact Samuels for comment. At one point she emailed, "Give me 10 mins." But we didn't hear from her again.

Samuels: Hi. Sesslielopez@gmail.com [FYI, the email address bounces back]. Or I can give her your info? She's not in the country until Wed so maybe then is better because she hasn't answered me about something else I asked her about. Also she asked about your personal life and I told her_whatever it is_-I'm sure you had it under control. Still waiting on Robinne's response.

Shaq: Sesslie aintdat fine whts robins last name

Samuels: You are so wrong! Robinne Lee_she's on Tyler Perry's show sometimes. Do you know Lauren London_I don't_but I know James Lassiter knows how to reach her. You ever dealt with her_is she cool? Sharon Leal??

Shaq: Loren is d wade's girl im not wrong sesslie aint my type u r

Samuels: What about Gabrielle and Dwyane?

Shaq: He gottem all I want u or rihanna

Samuels: Rihanna is too young_19-- she is just legal and you know I'm very chatty and you said you didn't like that!!!!!

Shaq: Yeah but I told u had a crush on me and u wouldnt chat about us i kn o u

Samuels: No_I'm chatty in a relationship_not to others. You just decided I had a crush on you huh?? When did you decide that?

Some more of Shaq bein' the whore he is. This time, he went snowin' for ski bunnies...he did all right for himself here, though. LMAO!

http://blogs.miaminewtime...ica_we.php

Shaquille O'Neal to Model Dominica Westling: "Where Can I Cum at When I C U"

By Gus Garcia-Roberts Thu., Aug. 25 2011 at 9:39 AM

​Today's batch of Shaquille O'Neal emails makes yesterday's entry -- in which the giant basketball superstar man-child played pick-a-mistress with Newsweek scribe Allison Samuels -- look downright scholarly. This morning, we're embracing our inner TMZ.

According to emails and texts sealed in court, but which we were able to obtain anyway: On February 1, 2009, Shaquille O'Neal -- who was still married -- received a message from model and long-rumored goomah Dominica Westling. Behold, a transcript of a conversation between "DIESELDOGMAFIA" and "swedishdoll":

Westling: I feel bad we lost contact. Hope you are well. I live in LA now so hit me up if you ever come out there
-dominica

Shaq: O my god were r u can i have u bak i miss u to whts yur number pls baby i want u bak do u love me

Dominica: Yes I wanna see you, you know I can never forget about you. My number is [redacted by us]

[Twenty-three days later, Dominica sends Shaq an email with only the subject line "Muuaaahhh" and a photo that, judging by his reaction, didn't depict a tray of freshly baked cookies.]

Shaq: Where can I cum at when I c u

Dominica: All over me, where do you wanna cum?

Shaq: In u foreva

Dominica: I miss that

We weren't able to reach Westling, who's no longer using the email addresses and whose phone does not allow voicemail.

We sent these emails to Shaq's Miami attorney Benjamine Reid for comment early last night and haven't heard back.

"In u foreva" is some Shaq Fu poetry.

SCNDLS, I was gonna make another "Michael Jackson GIFs" thread but gotta feeling it would get ruined

Could I post the GIFs here instead, if that's okay?

paintedlady said:

Tokyo89 said:

that's a damn shame

he probrably has a REALLLLLLLYYY big thumb....

but what is up with that thingy on the shaft? looks like a rash of some sort. eww.

phimosis????

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS, I was gonna make another "Michael Jackson GIFs" thread but gotta feeling it would get ruined

Could I post the GIFs here instead, if that's okay?

Of course! How can I say no to a request from tha Kang???

[Edited 8/27/11 7:02am]

alexnvrmnd777 said:

noimageatall said:

Don't be postin' that!! I just ate!!

Oh, Lawd! Pimp down!

Now this is funny. During Young Jeezy’s concert last night at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, comedian/rapper Kat Williams was caught with shirt off scrapping with a local promoter. Eventually, he was escorted out the concert. So much for ‘flexin. Ha!

[Edited 8/27/11 18:03pm]

noimageatall said:

Oh my God.