PDogz said:
TheFreakerFantastic said:
^ So PDogz were you there as an employee or a visitor? Tell us more about what goes on...
Back in the days before VCR's (1981/82), if a young man wanted to beat-off to some porn, his options were either to do so in an X-Rated movie house (...like the chain of Pussycat Theaters in L.A.) Pee-Wee Herman style, or else in those private coin operated porn booths which played those 8mm films (called "Loops", because the movie, like those now vintage Swedish Erotica films which were only a few minutes long, would just start playback from the beginning once the movie was over), and as long as you kept feeding the machine tokens. Also, ABS's were the place where I'd pick up my monthly issues of Mandate, Honcho, Drummer, Numbers, Blueboy, or The Advocate, because keep in mind; not only wasn't there a VCR in every home yet, there wasn't any Internet either, lol. So, what was a horny young dude to do? For many, even in small cities across the nation, adult bookstores were IT. Then judging by many of the characters that I'd observe working behind the counters in those places, I always had in the back of mind that it would be an easy job to obtain if I ever needed the extra employment.
I was a new Los Angeles resident at that time, and had just secured my very own apartment just two blocks off from Hollywood & Vine. Trying to establish yourself in any new town is difficult enough, but particularly so in a place like Hollywood because every young person on the planet was also there trying to get their name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I mean seriously, everybody was walking around as if they were starring in their own music video, in which YOU didn't have a part, lol. Therefore, while by day I worked at Wherehouse Records (which was a chain of record stores in California at that time - and the place where I started to learn a lot about music of different genres), it wasn't enough to pay my rent AND eat at the same time. So, in my search for extra work, I did not omit the ABS's from my list of possible employers.
At the time, there was an adult bookstore on nearly every block of Hollywood Blvd, from Western Ave. to Highland. Within days of submitting an application to each one of them, I got a call for an interview. The interview was to take place up in Van Nuys, which is in the San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles, and is the center of where nearly 90% of the nations porn is produced and distributed. The location was a huge warehouse that was as big as a small airplane hangar. Inside was the hugest collection of X-Rated movies, toys, creams, and accessories I've ever seen in my life. Aisle after aisle of stuff! One aisle would be shelves of movies piled to the ceiling; the next would be dildos to the ceiling, the next rubber dolls, and so on and so forth. Just imagine a Wal-Mart full of nothing but sex products, lol. After my tour and sitting down to speak with a handful of guys that looked like they could have easily starred on The Soprano's, I was hired to work as a clerk at one of their stores on Hollywood & Argyle (the store is no longer there, a big hotel is now in it’s place).
"Training" consisted of coming in 2 hours early on my first night and working with the clerk that was on the evening shift. I learned how to work the register, sell tokens, got an overview of the entire inventory, and that was it! By the time 9pm rolled around, the evening shift clerk went home and I was on my own! My shift was from about 9pm to about three in the morning when the store would close. That's when I would clean up then lock up the store. It reopened at something like 10 the next morning or so.
The store was setup in two major parts, the front section, and the back. The front part of the store was where all the retail stuff was - the magazines, the films, and the toys. I quickly became one of the stores top sellers because I had a way of making people feel comfortable when they came in. I realized from my own experiences that most people coming in the store were a little nervous. I learned that if I could make each individual feel more at ease, they would be more likely to buy whatever it was that drove them in there in the first place. Many Orgers here would be surprised at WHOM would buy WHAT when you made them feel at ease. I remember one young jock that looked like he could have been a football player, or a cop or something, came in the store, and after sort of nervously walking around and looking at things, I just casually mentioned to him that if there was anything I could help him with to just let me know. I pointed a few things out to him that were on sale, but then I left him alone and just went back to jamming to my music. I always brought my ghetto blaster into the store with me during my shift, and quickly established the routine where regular patrons knew they'd hear some really cool music when they came in during my shift. Usually I'd be playing some Prince (which was a rarity on the radio in those days) or even some Frank Zappa. I kept an eclectic mix of music playing at all times - remember I worked at a "wrecka stow" in the daytime, lol. Anyway, I digress.
Eventually, the hunky straight-appearing jock guy comes back to the counter where I'm at and places this huge 14", thick as an arm, dildo down on the counter to purchase. He's kind of holding his head down as he says to me almost shamefully "I guess you're surprised, right?". I just looked at him with a warm smile and said "Not at all, would you like some lube with that?", and that completely broke the ice and you could see a smile of relief come over his face. Word got around, and before you knew it, many would actually wait for my shift to come in and buy the things that they felt uncomfortable buying from others, because they knew I would not judge them. My sales numbers took off like a rocket! LOL.
Then there was the back part of the store that was lined with a maze of those private movie booths. There was a marquee in the back that featured all the movies that were playing, each assigned to a different channel. Once in the booth, you'd deposit your token in the machine and turn the dial to whatever channel it was that had the film you wanted to view. Each connecting booth had a glory hole in the adjoining wall. So, patrons could either go in there to watch movies, or otherwise take part in the glory hole activity. Before I was an employee of an ABS, I never trusted that anyone on the other side of that wall wasn’t waiting with a sturdy set of hedge clippers once I stuck my Black dick in that hole, lol.
So glory holes were never my thing.
The back rooms were also a common place for prostitutes to bring their Johns. It was cheaper than a motel room, and the prostitutes would work their trade in and out of there fairly quickly whenever it was convenient for them to do so. One of the funny things about those token operated booths was that the projector that was behind and above your head would only play the movie on the little screen in front of the bench customers would sit on for about 2 minutes per token. So quite often, guys would run out of tokens right during the hot part of a movie and BEFORE they could reach an orgasm. So, the guy would have to come out of the booth and back to the counter in the front to purchase more tokens with these huge hard-ons in their pants, before running back to the back room to finish the scene they were watching, and hopefully to bust a nutt before running out of tokens again. Trying to get a quick nutt in the pre-VCR/Internet days was a BITCH, lol.
Some of the worst patrons I would hate visiting the store were those I called "Painters". After coming in, purchasing their tokens and heading to the back rooms, you knew you were in for a Hell of a night when as they were leaving you'd notice their hair matted with feces, shit covering their clothes, hands, face, even feces in their teeth as they'd grin at you on the way walking out the store. On those nights after closing, you'd go to the back room to clean up and there'd be human feces covering the walls, bench, and floors of where ever the "Painter" was back there doing his thing.
Ugh! That, on top of all the other antics that went on back there, the floors littered with used condoms, cum-stained nylons, syringes, cigarette butts and empty liquor bottles, it was easy to see how this was the beginning of the decade that would usher in probably the worst epidemic of our planet's history. Thankfully, I was never stuck by any of those needles, and we never so much as even touched a cleaning sponge without donning a hefty pair of Platex gloves. As JohnArt suggested, bleach, and industrial strength, hospital approved Wescodyne – a germicidal detergent, were our best friend.
Many nights after closing, I'd be back there with my mop and bucket just praying to The Creator to provide me with a better means to support myself. I never stopped searching for other employment, and sure enough after a few more months, I landed a job as a Bus Operator for R.T.D. (The Southern California Rapid Transit District) where I drove for the city for the next chapter of my life. By that time, I was making so much money that I wouldn't even need to cash one paycheck before receiving my next one, lol. I finally had my first major career (of the many I would hold through the years), had my own place, and life was good.
Wow, thanks for sharing....you have a good writing style, that was interesting. It was gross about what the painters do...it's a disgrace how some people behave sometimes esp. when they don't have to clean it up.
Maybe you could write a book...Confessions of a Sex Shop employee or something...its seems that was a good experience to write about if nothing else...