recently, the "founder" of the brazilian bikini wax released a book and in it are 10 crazy weird beauty secrets. here's one:

9) RE-VIRGINIZE YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER.

"It sounds like it would be hard to do, but it is very simple. When you're taking a shower, you put one leg up on the side of the bathtub. Put your middle finger inside your vagina, push up and run the finger around, like you were cleaning your nose. Take the finger out, rinse it off, and then do it again. And again. By that time, the vagina will be getting tighter. After a few times, it's hard to even get your finger in. I tell my clients to do this before they make love. So when the man tries to put his penis in, it will be too tight [...] The sex will be better than you ever had before."

SO, since reading this i have been obsessed with updating the very classic mantra "we must, we must, we must increase our bust" to something regarding a shrinking vagina. so far i only have:

we're brash,

we're brash,

we must reduce our gash

can you think of a new one?

(i took it to twitter, too #areyoutheregoditsmecooch)

lift n turn 2 shrink n burn

haha ouch.