towels

i dont like them

they r not see through

the only good towel is the one on the floor

i rather slip on a robe after my shower

and besides i like being drippy and wet

............ what r your thoughts on towels????????

They're good for absorbing water.

Why hasn't Sham Wow invented the full body towel?

FuzzyWitch said:

one towel once saved me from being raped

JoeTyler said:

they're quite useful at beaches and swimming pools.

Lisa10 said:

JoeTyler said:

one towel once saved me from being raped

Howso? Did you do the twirly-twirly, flicky, stinging thing on them?

nah, real, sad story which I don't feel like explaining here/now. 50+ years old weird doctor, and I was 11. That towel was the only thing that kept me safe from him, until I lost my nerve and I yelled for help. Of course, the motherfucker said I was exaggerating and imagining things...

JoeTyler said:

Lisa10 said:

JoeTyler said: Howso? Did you do the twirly-twirly, flicky, stinging thing on them?

nah, real, sad story which I don't feel like explaining here/now. 50+ years old weird doctor, and I was 11. That towel was the only thing that kept me safe from him, until I lost my nerve and I yelled for help. Of course, the motherfucker said I was exaggerating and imagining things...

eh?! your doctor was a nonce? hope you reported the bastard...

True story.

I was walking through MBK (an uber store here in Bangkok) with Carriempls, Fauxie, and his wife looking for towels. Carrie needed to buy some towels because Thai men, especially half-Thai Dutchish men are like so uber hot that you can't help but work up a sweat staring at them.

Anyways, Fauxie's wife (We'll call her Yingluck to hide her true identity since Fauxie is not hear to approve me revealing that much of his personal life).....so anyways, Yingluck, starts talking about all the variety of towels, and that it's nice to get second opinions on them to prevent a person from chosing out really ugly towels.

"For example, this pair of plain ugly ones," she points at a pair of towels on a shelf. It just so happens those were the pair I myself had bought the year before because I thought they looked great.

funny story, I know.

whistle said:

JoeTyler said:

nah, real, sad story which I don't feel like explaining here/now. 50+ years old weird doctor, and I was 11. That towel was the only thing that kept me safe from him, until I lost my nerve and I yelled for help. Of course, the motherfucker said I was exaggerating and imagining things...

eh?! your doctor was a nonce? hope you reported the bastard...

no proof man, it was his word against mine

and it was not that bad, I mean, in the end, nothing happened, it was not even traumatic because nothing happened, but it was definitely a "childhood's end" xperience. Of course, I never saw the bastard again

I couldn't help but remember the experience when I read the "what are your thoughtd on towels" line, lol, they are very useful when you need to cover your private parts...

Lisa10 said:

FuzzyWitch said:

towels

i dont like them

they r not see through

the only good towel is the one on the floor

i rather slip on a robe after my shower

and besides i like being drippy and wet

............ what r your thoughts on towels????????

So someone sent you a pic of themsellves naked except for a towel? I don't dislike towels. Life would be difficult without them. I don't like wrapping myself in them - they tend to fall off with any sudden movement. I prefer to dry a bit then walk naaked from the bathroom to the bedroom.

I like towels, especially if them came out of the dryer, all fluffy and warm...love the feel of clean, fluffy towels on my body after showering.