I saw the face of a rancid Czech girl i slept with once She looked like what Reece Wetherspoon would look like had someone beaten her up and then used her face as a pizza topping.

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I only went there cuz my friend and I needed somewhere to stay the night as we couldnt get home, so like anyone would while they were out clubbing, i asked her if I could stay at her.......

SexLovely said:

I saw the face of a rancid Czech girl i slept with once She looked like what Reece Wetherspoon would look like had someone beaten her up and then used her face as a pizza topping.

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I only went there cuz my friend and I needed somewhere to stay the night as we couldnt get home, so like anyone would while they were out clubbing, i asked her if I could stay at her.......

Ok um....so you slept with a chick but didn't see her face. How um....did you manage to ask for the booty? Was she wearing a burka?

My mum's bf dead with a needle sticking out of his arm. Nobody will acknowledge that I saw it but I did.

Teacher said:

My mum's bf dead with a needle sticking out of his arm. Nobody will acknowledge that I saw it but I did.

that's fucked up.

HotGritz said:

Teacher said:

My mum's bf dead with a needle sticking out of his arm. Nobody will acknowledge that I saw it but I did.

that's fucked up.

It is. I remember it very well, mum told me with panic in her voice to keep petting the kittens they had but when the paramedics and the police came, then well... I went to look. But mum insists I didn't see it. Talk about denial.

Teacher said:

HotGritz said:

that's fucked up.

It is. I remember it very well, mum told me with panic in her voice to keep petting the kittens they had but when the paramedics and the police came, then well... I went to look. But mum insists I didn't see it. Talk about denial.

She's your mother. Tis her duty to protect you. She meant well. Probably hurts her deep down inside that you saw it and she feels like she failed or something. I dunno.

HotGritz said:

Teacher said:

It is. I remember it very well, mum told me with panic in her voice to keep petting the kittens they had but when the paramedics and the police came, then well... I went to look. But mum insists I didn't see it. Talk about denial.

She's your mother. Tis her duty to protect you. She meant well. Probably hurts her deep down inside that you saw it and she feels like she failed or something. I dunno.

She did helluva job, shooting heroin while I was in the other room.

Teacher said:

HotGritz said:

She's your mother. Tis her duty to protect you. She meant well. Probably hurts her deep down inside that you saw it and she feels like she failed or something. I dunno.

She did helluva job, shooting heroin while I was in the other room.

Oh my fried fuck!!!!

Damn babe I'm really sorry for that. Goodness! Well fuck her if you don't mind my saying so.

HotGritz said:

Teacher said:

She did helluva job, shooting heroin while I was in the other room.

Oh my fried fuck!!!!

Damn babe I'm really sorry for that. Goodness! Well fuck her if you don't mind my saying so.

We're cool now, but it took a LONG time for me to forgive her. But I can't beat her up anymore than she does to herself, she lives with what she did to me and my sister every day and I know it haunts her. She hasn't had even a drink in 10 years now. We're close and I cherish that.

Teacher said:

HotGritz said:

Oh my fried fuck!!!!

Damn babe I'm really sorry for that. Goodness! Well fuck her if you don't mind my saying so.

We're cool now, but it took a LONG time for me to forgive her. But I can't beat her up anymore than she does to herself, she lives with what she did to me and my sister every day and I know it haunts her. She hasn't had even a drink in 10 years now. We're close and I cherish that.

I'm glad some good came out of it all.

HotGritz said:

Teacher said:

We're cool now, but it took a LONG time for me to forgive her. But I can't beat her up anymore than she does to herself, she lives with what she did to me and my sister every day and I know it haunts her. She hasn't had even a drink in 10 years now. We're close and I cherish that.

I'm glad some good came out of it all.

davetherave6767 said:

The best thing 2 happen in coventry was the Luftwaffe was it?...What id give 2 b locked in a room with some of u young tossers.......U sit behind ur computer like the big eye am taking the piss of Coventry getting bombed not knowing what family ive lost......what family r still alive who have never 4gotton the planes flying over and the bombs crashing down...if boys want 2 take the piss out of coventry sat safely behind there computers fine whatever gets u off....if i had 1 wish it would b in a locked room with the Luftwaffe clown just 10 mins is all i need....2 entertain myself show u what a hoon from cov can do in 10 mins....

steady on, Dave. you've certainly had a pop or two at Londoners but i didn't threaten to chin you for it, did i? we're all just having a laugh...be cool.

whistle said:

davetherave6767 said:

The best thing 2 happen in coventry was the Luftwaffe was it?...What id give 2 b locked in a room with some of u young tossers.......U sit behind ur computer like the big eye am taking the piss of Coventry getting bombed not knowing what family ive lost......what family r still alive who have never 4gotton the planes flying over and the bombs crashing down...if boys want 2 take the piss out of coventry sat safely behind there computers fine whatever gets u off....if i had 1 wish it would b in a locked room with the Luftwaffe clown just 10 mins is all i need....2 entertain myself show u what a hoon from cov can do in 10 mins....

steady on, Dave. you've certainly had a pop or two at Londoners but i didn't threaten to chin you for it, did i? we're all just having a laugh...be cool.

Didnt they do a test in london....a man on the floor lifeless on the pavement 4 hours nobody touched him 4 hours.............that wouldnt happen in coventry whistle......thats all im saying...

Too many to list ...

1 ) I was 7 and we lived on a BUSY road ~ Motorcycle accident in front yard ~ Dad and Brother carried in injured rider until medics came ( Freezing winter in MIchigan ) his Face had been sheered off away from his skull ... my Mom took a clean cloth and gently folded it back onto the bone ...

2) Very close friend Shot in Detroit ... I held him as he died ... blood covering almost my entire body

3) after closing the bar on 8 mile ... driving home ~ a motorcycle rider decapatated right in front of me as he slid under a semi ~ stayed and made a report for the cops

davetherave6767 said:

whistle said:

steady on, Dave. you've certainly had a pop or two at Londoners but i didn't threaten to chin you for it, did i? we're all just having a laugh...be cool.

Didnt they do a test in london....a man on the floor lifeless on the pavement 4 hours nobody touched him 4 hours.............that wouldnt happen in coventry whistle......thats all im saying...

didn't the Specials write a world-famous tune about how dire it is in Cov?

a husband and wife...in their early eighties....dead at home, of natural causes. I was working with the ME at the time.

davetherave6767 said:

lust said:

Lighten up geezer. I had no idea what town you are from. I just said Coventry as I have been there and noted at the time that the best thing to have happened to it was the Luftwaffe.

Yes, I've been around here a long time, I've never heard of you but haven't stalked your profile so for all I now you have been around for longer but so what. Is being a known name on this site really how you judge success? Good luck to you.

Anyway I thought you were from Chavghanistan!

Uve been banned since 2002 thats some bloody ban......ur hard yakka do u no that?It must b hard living in a scungy home....Im sure ur Whanau r all very proud of u...why eye cant possibly imagine?If u need a koha 4 food let me no....What kind of tane r u?? Ur the yahoo not me u do my block but after this post im done with u.Prehaps ur not getting enuf root??? cuz of ur size what must u b 22 stone?Ur nothing but a hori........a batty who hasnt been on the org since 2002 so go back 2 ur scrungy home u hori.......Hooray.

By the way calling someone a hori (derogatory name for Maori) carries the same weight here as the N word so you might want to avoid using it if you ever meet any Maori. I am not Maori but have a lot of respect for them and their culture and am engaged to a part Maori beauty. A lot of the other terms you googled are either alien to me or used in totally the wrong context but I was impressed by the effort as were my colleagues whom you had in stitches.

whistle said:

davetherave6767 said:

Didnt they do a test in london....a man on the floor lifeless on the pavement 4 hours nobody touched him 4 hours.............that wouldnt happen in coventry whistle......thats all im saying...

didn't the Specials write a world-famous tune about how dire it is in Cov?

Cov isnt paris thats 4 sure whistle but if ur on the floor lifeless in coventry some1 will come 2 ur assistance.........u wouldnt b on the floor hour after long hour.....with people stepping over u...

davetherave6767 said:

whistle said:

didn't the Specials write a world-famous tune about how dire it is in Cov?

Cov isnt paris thats 4 sure whistle but if ur on the floor lifeless in coventry some1 will come 2 ur assistance.........u wouldnt b on the floor hour after long hour.....with people stepping over u...

fair enough, mate. i might make the odd joke about it but i don't turn my nose up at people from the midlands.

whistle said:

davetherave6767 said:

Cov isnt paris thats 4 sure whistle but if ur on the floor lifeless in coventry some1 will come 2 ur assistance.........u wouldnt b on the floor hour after long hour.....with people stepping over u...

fair enough, mate. i might make the odd joke about it but i don't turn my nose up at people from the midlands.

It aint u whistle....................im having a bad nite....its a good job this is an internet community cuz in the outside world id b in cuffs again right now....theres some people on here id love 10 mins with.....sends me barmy whistle....take care mate.

davetherave6767 said:

whistle said:

didn't the Specials write a world-famous tune about how dire it is in Cov?

Cov isnt paris thats 4 sure whistle but if ur on the floor lifeless in coventry some1 will come 2 ur assistance.........u wouldnt b on the floor hour after long hour.....with people stepping over u...

Take it easy man, there was nothing there worth getting into it about. I don't think it was even malicious. Ever go to Cheltenham? That's where I hail from (well, grew up in).

Fauxie said:

davetherave6767 said:

Cov isnt paris thats 4 sure whistle but if ur on the floor lifeless in coventry some1 will come 2 ur assistance.........u wouldnt b on the floor hour after long hour.....with people stepping over u...

Take it easy man, there was nothing there worth getting into it about. I don't think it was even malicious. Ever go to Cheltenham? That's where I hail from (well, grew up in).

Its shit from another thread......got under my skin thats all......then some orgers i have nothing 2 do with butting in....why do they do that??? cuz they can right.....

HotGritz said:

Teacher said:

We're cool now, but it took a LONG time for me to forgive her. But I can't beat her up anymore than she does to herself, she lives with what she did to me and my sister every day and I know it haunts her. She hasn't had even a drink in 10 years now. We're close and I cherish that.

I'm glad some good came out of it all.

SexLovely said:

I saw the face of a rancid Czech girl i slept with once She looked like what Reece Wetherspoon would look like had someone beaten her up and then used her face as a pizza topping.

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I only went there cuz my friend and I needed somewhere to stay the night as we couldnt get home, so like anyone would while they were out clubbing, i asked her if I could stay at her.......

^-

-I know some guys who have done that.

HotGritz said:

SexLovely said:

I saw the face of a rancid Czech girl i slept with once She looked like what Reece Wetherspoon would look like had someone beaten her up and then used her face as a pizza topping.

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I only went there cuz my friend and I needed somewhere to stay the night as we couldnt get home, so like anyone would while they were out clubbing, i asked her if I could stay at her.......

Ok um....so you slept with a chick but didn't see her face. How um....did you manage to ask for the booty? Was she wearing a burka?

-Give me a burka!

-Now you see me, now you don't

Totally feeling for those who've listed loved ones and such.

Trying to keep it light, but certainly if I were going to go more serious, seeing my mother dead in a hospital bed would be worst.

OK I will now return to my regularly scheduled dumbassness.

davetherave6767 said:

Fauxie said:

Take it easy man, there was nothing there worth getting into it about. I don't think it was even malicious. Ever go to Cheltenham? That's where I hail from (well, grew up in).

Its shit from another thread......got under my skin thats all......then some orgers i have nothing 2 do with butting in....why do they do that??? cuz they can right.....

Sometimes these things are very deliberately malicious, sometimes just in jest and meant to be playful and gets misconstrued, but either way, roll with it. I org with this playing in my head

Puts a bounce in your step at all times.

Fauxie said:

davetherave6767 said:

Its shit from another thread......got under my skin thats all......then some orgers i have nothing 2 do with butting in....why do they do that??? cuz they can right.....

Sometimes these things are very deliberately malicious, sometimes just in jest and meant to be playful and gets misconstrued, but either way, roll with it. I org with this playing in my head

Puts a bounce in your step at all times.

That sounded realy good Fauxie.....eye have 2 rely on amytriptyline and haloperidol 2 calm me the fuck down and when they wear off and some1 mentions the Luftwaffe bombing coventry eye will bite ur tongue out if given the chance....Thanku 4 giving me the opportunity 2 hear such nice music.

johnart said:

Totally feeling for those who've listed loved ones and such.

Trying to keep it light, but certainly if I were going to go more serious, seeing my mother dead in a hospital bed would be worst.

OK I will now return to my regularly scheduled dumbassness.

davetherave6767 said:

Fauxie said:

Sometimes these things are very deliberately malicious, sometimes just in jest and meant to be playful and gets misconstrued, but either way, roll with it. I org with this playing in my head

Puts a bounce in your step at all times.

That sounded realy good Fauxie.....eye have 2 rely on amytriptyline and haloperidol 2 calm me the fuck down and when they wear off and some1 mentions the Luftwaffe bombing coventry eye will bite ur tongue out if given the chance....Thanku 4 giving me the opportunity 2 hear such nice music.

You're welcome.