FuzzyWitch said:

PurpleJedi said:

..uhm...YES.

well i better do something about it then

You can follow my routine...exercise the body at the Gym for a few hours, ...then exercise the mind on Prince.org for an hour or so...then stimulate the liver with drinks at Houlihan's.

XxAxX said:

:preachy:

i would encourage every single person interested in taking an active role in their own health care to watch this documentary:

Food Matters

http://www.foodmatters.tv...m%20Online

Just for starters, how many of us here are aware that medical doctors are NOT required to study nutrition? scary but true.

how many are aware that the 'health' industry stands to gain more from selling us an unhealthy diet of animal based products (current food pyramid), then selling us the high blood pressure pills to alleviate the damage from such a diet?

[Edited 8/15/11 5:54am]

tinaz said:

MacDaddy said:

Yeah, a hot, healthy 24 year old guy. With nice boobs. Wanna date?

Ok, but if you loose the remote control, dont expect me to give you a cavity search

Hey you two...get a room.

imago said:

Cloudbuster said:

Is that a hobbit/rabbit hybrid? That would look pretty strange. I want one.

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

oh no reason. It's just that this thread could actually do some people some good, but they're not posting on it. It's like they're ignoring it because you're so unpopular. Had you been Tylerhippie, this thread would be on fire.

And that's a goddamned shame.

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

oh no reason. It's just that this thread could actually do some people some good, but they're not posting on it. It's like they're ignoring it because you're so unpopular. Had you been Tylerhippie, this thread would be on fire.

And that's a goddamned shame.

Aww shucks...so you're just looking out for me, huh? I was gonna say "so you got my back, huh?" but since you're avoiding the topic of your girls-only phase on your other posts, so...

Anyway, I don't think that it's a question of popularity as much as the fact that I'm not as fuckable as Tylerhippe and...oh wait...uhm...I guess that means I'm not as popular eh?

Maybe if we talk about being healthy as it relates to anal penetration or something...

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

oh no reason. It's just that this thread could actually do some people some good, but they're not posting on it. It's like they're ignoring it because you're so unpopular. Had you been Tylerhippie, this thread would be on fire.

And that's a goddamned shame.

Aww shucks...so you're just looking out for me, huh? I was gonna say "so you got my back, huh?" but since you're avoiding the topic of your girls-only phase on your other posts, so...

Anyway, I don't think that it's a question of popularity as much as the fact that I'm not as fuckable as Tylerhippe and...oh wait...uhm...I guess that means I'm not as popular eh?

Maybe if we talk about being healthy as it relates to anal penetration or something...

imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

Aww shucks...so you're just looking out for me, huh? I was gonna say "so you got my back, huh?" but since you're avoiding the topic of your girls-only phase on your other posts, so...

Anyway, I don't think that it's a question of popularity as much as the fact that I'm not as fuckable as Tylerhippe and...oh wait...uhm...I guess that means I'm not as popular eh?

Maybe if we talk about being healthy as it relates to anal penetration or something...

My health must be okay as I passed all of them except No 7 - If I pushed myself I probably could do 20 but I am happy with 15 - and No 1 - only because i only go to the doctors if I feel unwell, they normally will check my blood pressure then whch is always normal.

What happens at a full Physical anyway?

Neophyte said:

My health must be okay as I passed all of them except No 7 - If I pushed myself I probably could do 20 but I am happy with 15 - and No 1 - only because i only go to the doctors if I feel unwell, they normally will check my blood pressure then whch is always normal.

What happens at a full Physical anyway?

You're violated.

Depending on how old you are, you're either just fondled ("hernia test") or all-out violated ("prostate exam").

...and I also can't do 20 pushups in a row. I can do 4 sets of 10 each...but not 20 in a row. At least, I don't think so 'cuz after 12 or 15 in a row, I collapse.

I fall under none of those categories...................fuck!

Pr1nceQuik said:

I fall under none of those categories...................fuck!

...do u at least have a pulse?

PurpleJedi is trying to make us all live in fear!!!

Mods, he MUST be banned!

PurpleJedi said:

Neophyte said:

My health must be okay as I passed all of them except No 7 - If I pushed myself I probably could do 20 but I am happy with 15 - and No 1 - only because i only go to the doctors if I feel unwell, they normally will check my blood pressure then whch is always normal.

What happens at a full Physical anyway?

You're violated.

Depending on how old you are, you're either just fondled ("hernia test") or all-out violated ("prostate exam").

...and I also can't do 20 pushups in a row. I can do 4 sets of 10 each...but not 20 in a row. At least, I don't think so 'cuz after 12 or 15 in a row, I collapse.

Ah! and Opps I just realised with you answer that the GUYS wasn't just a general greeting for orger but was a literal GUYS. Wrong thread for me then.

Neophyte said:

PurpleJedi said:

You're violated.

Depending on how old you are, you're either just fondled ("hernia test") or all-out violated ("prostate exam").

...and I also can't do 20 pushups in a row. I can do 4 sets of 10 each...but not 20 in a row. At least, I don't think so 'cuz after 12 or 15 in a row, I collapse.

Ah! and Opps I just realised with you answer that the GUYS wasn't just a general greeting for orger but was a literal GUYS. Wrong thread for me then.

Oops-!

I don't know what a full physical for a woman entails. Pap smear perhaps?

imago said:

PurpleJedi is trying to make us all live in fear!!!

Mods, he MUST be banned!

PurpleJedi said:

Top 10: Signs You’re A Healthy Guy

from www.askmen.com

No.10 You have a resting heart rate of around 70 bpm

The first health check to look at is your resting heart rate. Ideally your resting heart rate should be around 70 beats per minute or lower. If it’s higher than this, take it as a sign it may be time to devote a little more time to your cardiovascular training to make your heart stronger and more efficient.

No.9 You have firm pink nails

While you’d never think your fingernails are a sign of good health, they are very telling of your current health condition. You ideally want them to be pink in color, firm to the touch and have a smooth surface.

If you have white spots or a few ripples, it may be time to speak to your doctor, as this could point to diabetes. If your nails are yellow, this can indicate respiratory disease, so take care immediately.

No.8 Your urine is the color of a manila folder

While it may be the last thing you want to do, checking the color of your urine after you use the washroom is a great way to tell if you’re hydrated. If your urine is a deep yellow color, you’re not taking in enough clear fluids.

Additionally, if you notice any change in odor or any spots of blood in the urine, this is definitely reason enough to seek out a physician.

No.7 You can perform 20 pushups

One great health standard is how many pushups you can perform in a row without rest while maintaining proper form.

Performing 20 straight full pushups, maybe even during a lunchtime workout at the office, is a good benchmark of what a typical male should be able to complete. If you come in at less than this, it might be time to devote a little more effort to your strength-training routine.

No.6 You can run a mile in under 15 minutes

To test your cardiovascular fitness on the other hand, try a one-mile run. If it takes you longer than 15 minutes to complete, you’re below average in your fitness level. The faster you can run the mile and the lower your heart rate after running, the better physical conditioning you’re in.

No.5 You have bowel movements at the same time daily

In a body that’s healthy and functioning properly, bowel movements should be a very regularl thing, occurring each day at the same time.

If yours only occur periodically or are often too hard or soft, it may be cause for alarm. Check your fiber intake, make a few changes as needed and then reassess the situation before seeking medical advice.

No.4 You are able to wake up without an alarm at approximately the same time daily

Staying well rested is very critical to good health, as not only does lack of sleep cause you to feel mentally fatigued during the day, but is a sign you may be at risk of having a stroke, obesity or heart disease.

If you’re well rested, your internal rhythm should be functioning effectively, and you should easily be able to wake up naturally without an alarm at around the same time each morning.

If you can’t remember the last time you woke up without a buzzer ringing in your ear, it may be time to consider calling it a night a few hours earlier. Remember that making up for sleep on the weekends is not an effective strategy to overcome sleep deprivation.

No.3 You’re within 10 pounds of your ideal body weight

Your body weight is the next health standard that you must assess if you want to check your overall health level. A great idea is having your BMI assessed, as this is the medical standard that places you either in the underweight, normal weight, overweight or obese categories. Additionally, you should also have a body-fat test taken.

These two together can be much more telling than the BMI alone, which can place more muscular individuals in the overweight category. A healthy male under 40 should have 8-19% body fat and those over 41 should be in the 11-22% range.

No.2 After a cardio session, your heart rate returns to normal within 5 minutes

Our next quick and easy assessment of your health is to time how long it takes for your heart rate to return back down to normal after completing a cardiovascular session.

The sooner it springs back down, the better shape you’re in. Ideally, it should return to resting in five minutes or less.

No.1 You know the date of the last time you had a full medical

Last but not least, ask yourself if you know when you had your last medical. A full medical is something that far too many men put off for years, and this is one big reason why unexpected health concerns come about.

While it may feel like a nuisance to do and something you dread, it’s a must. If you can’t remember your last date with your doctor, it’s time to schedule one.

So there you have some of the top signs that you’re a healthy guy. If you’re falling short on any of these, it’s time to look at making a few changes to your diet, workout or lifestyle to get yourself in better overall shape.

full article here; http://www.askmen.com/top...y-guy.html

@#6-Never been much of a jogger, but manages to do 500 jumping jacks and 30 push-ups awhile back. Need to get back in fitness, but I swam this summer.

Also need to go back to the doctor for my physical results.

KidaDynamite said:

If I was a guy I so wouldn't pass this.

You might. You never know.

But the good thing is you're NOT.

So show us your boobs again.

PurpleJedi said:

KidaDynamite said:

PurpleJedi said:

You might. You never know.

But the good thing is you're NOT.

So show us your boobs again.

I actually meant, I'm a female and didn't pass this test, so imagine if I was a dude. Again?! Have you seen my boobs before?

Come on...EVERYONE posts their boobs on the Org at one time or another!

Great PSA...

Chancellor said:

Great PSA...

I wish more men would be more proactive with their health and learning about health issues. An overwhelming majority of the health info out there is aimed at women. Whenever I see a health story on the news or some talk show, 95% of the time, it's being targeted towards women. It's like they think we as men don't count or we don't care. If I were to believe what little information I hear about men's health, all we have to worry about it prostate cancer. Never mind that we die at higher rates from diabetes, cancers and heart disease. And, far too often, obesity is the culprit but, again, this type of information is not generally geared towards men. If you ask the average man what his sugar, blood pressure and cholesterol numbers are and when was the last time he had them checked, he'll look at you like a deer caught in headlights! It's really sad. Men, please start to be more active in seeking out information about your health.

kitbradley said:

I wish more men would be more proactive with their health and learning about health issues. An overwhelming majority of the health info out there is aimed at women. Whenever I see a health story on the news or some talk show, 95% of the time, it's being targeted towards women. It's like they think we as men don't count or we don't care. If I were to believe what little information I hear about men's health, all we have to worry about it prostate cancer. Never mind that we die at higher rates from diabetes, cancers and heart disease. And, far too often, obesity is the culprit but, again, this type of information is not generally geared towards men. If you ask the average man what his sugar, blood pressure and cholesterol numbers are and when was the last time he had them checked, he'll look at you like a deer caught in headlights! It's really sad. Men, please start to be more active in seeking out information about your health.

Actually, there's been more health-oriented stuff out there for men recently.

Probably because nowadays we are being held to physical ideals the way women have been for centuries. Beer gut and double chins are no longer sexy or even tolerated on guys by women (as a rule...there's always exceptions).

PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

PurpleJedi is trying to make us all live in fear!!!

Mods, he MUST be banned!

PERMA

Oh I'm not no Mod no more ...