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Thread started 09/16/11 12:27am

funkpill

Three Guys Were Fishing In A Lake One Day

When an angel appeared in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly,

"I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"

"Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.

The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving.

He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight.


The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake.

When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried,

"I'm on a disability pension." confused

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Reply #1 posted 09/16/11 12:46am

KidaDynamite

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lol disability giving good ducket like that?!
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #2 posted 09/16/11 1:41am

wildgoldenhone
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lol

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Reply #3 posted 09/16/11 4:44am

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #4 posted 09/16/11 5:12am

FuzzyWitch

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falloff

i soooooooooooo look forward 2 your friday jokes wink

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Reply #5 posted 09/16/11 10:10am

Serious

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Thanks for making me smile! Happy Friday everyone grouphug!

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #6 posted 09/16/11 11:23am

PurpleJedi

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falloff

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #7 posted 09/16/11 11:30am

Nothinbutjoy

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giggle

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #8 posted 09/16/11 11:59am

Boriqua1130

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lol

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Reply #9 posted 09/16/11 12:05pm

morningsong

lol

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Reply #10 posted 09/16/11 6:25pm

luv4u

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lol

Have a great weekend fish

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Reply #11 posted 09/16/11 7:55pm

Machaela

lol

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Reply #12 posted 09/28/11 9:16pm

peb319

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falloff

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sun 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..
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Reply #13 posted 09/30/11 10:06pm

kimrachell

falloff

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Reply #14 posted 10/01/11 6:52am

XxAxX

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'Three Guys Were Fisting In A Lake One Day'

eek

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Reply #15 posted 10/01/11 7:21am

OnlyNDaUsa

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the sad part is there is truth to this. I know for a fact, first hand, out of their own mouth... that some parents get their kids into special education so they can apply for a check.

"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!"
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Reply #16 posted 10/01/11 7:23am

OnlyNDaUsa

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XxAxX said:

'Three Guys Were Fisting In A Lake One Day'

eek

and and angel appears....

and the first man says "can you help me? I suffer from TMJ and have not been able to give a decent BJ in 20 years...." and the angle says sure and blows his heavenly load all over his face... and his TMJ was cured...

(next)

"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!"
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