I heard he hates black girl hair, though. Beware.

imago said:

JustErin said:

I very much like him....I just wish I could put a freaking face to the personality.

YES!

A face to his personality!

By face I mean, my penis. By his personality, yall know the rest.

Ace, stop being a mystery and open up to us!

So does this mean you're off the "girls only" phase?

Ace is so cool we should all show up at his house with a box of cookies, a bottle of vodka, and some prostitutes.

Spinlight said:

I heard he hates black girl hair, though. Beware.

PurpleJedi said:

Ace is so cool we should all show up at his house with a box of cookies, a bottle of vodka, and some prostitutes.

Coming from you, that is heady praise. That said, I don't drink anymore, so hold the vodka.

But bring on the cookies and the hoes!

Ace resembles my big brother, we disagree on several political issues, however, I respect him and love him to death!

So, he supposed to be a pretty lad, huh?! Does he have a girlfriend?

dJJ said:

Ace resembles my big brother, we disagree on several political issues, however, I respect him and love him to death!

Thanks, dJJ! Ditto!

So, he supposed to be a pretty lad, huh?!

I was average-looking (at best). But I think Jonathan Cougar Mellencamp said it best when he sang:

Well I look in the mirror - what the hell happened to me?
Whatever I had has gone away
I'm not the young kid that I used to be
So I push the hair back out of my face
That's o.k., I knew this would happen
But I was hopin' not today
Hey baby, I'm not running anymore
But I'm on my way

Does he have a girlfriend?

Nah. Figuring out that I was happiest on my own was some of the best figurin' I've ever done!

Ace said:

dJJ said:

Ace resembles my big brother, we disagree on several political issues, however, I respect him and love him to death!

Thanks, dJJ! Ditto!

I was average-looking (at best). But I think Jonathan Cougar Mellencamp said it best when he sang:

Well I look in the mirror - what the hell happened to me?
Whatever I had has gone away
I'm not the young kid that I used to be
So I push the hair back out of my face
That's o.k., I knew this would happen
But I was hopin' not today
Hey baby, I'm not running anymore
But I'm on my way

Does he have a girlfriend?

Nah. Figuring out that I was happiest on my own was some of the best figurin' I've ever done!

Vendetta1 said:

Ace said:

Nah. Figuring out that I was happiest on my own was some of the best figurin' I've ever done!

It really pisses me off that you know this is not true.

Ace said:

PurpleJedi said:

Ace is so cool we should all show up at his house with a box of cookies, a bottle of vodka, and some prostitutes.

Coming from you, that is heady praise. That said, I don't drink anymore, so hold the vodka.

But bring on the cookies and the hoes!

Ace said:

PurpleJedi said:

Ace is so cool we should all show up at his house with a box of cookies, a bottle of vodka, and some prostitutes.

Coming from you, that is heady praise. That said, I don't drink anymore, so hold the vodka.

But bring on the cookies and the hoes!

I'll be knocking on your door soon

Ace! He's one of my favorites ever. Totally good dude.

I would love to meet him sometime. I wonder if I could make it happen if I arranged a meetup with Ace, Orger, Shorty, and me and we all promised we'd not talk about anything more personal than our favorite Howard Stern moments...

Efan said:

Ace! He's one of my favorites ever. Totally good dude.

I would love to meet him sometime. I wonder if I could make it happen if I arranged a meetup with Ace, Orger, Shorty, and me and we all promised we'd not talk about anything more personal than our favorite Howard Stern moments...

Efan!

As soon as I learned you were a Howard fan, I knew we'd get along famously.

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

Ace said:

Efan said:

Ace! He's one of my favorites ever. Totally good dude.

I would love to meet him sometime. I wonder if I could make it happen if I arranged a meetup with Ace, Orger, Shorty, and me and we all promised we'd not talk about anything more personal than our favorite Howard Stern moments...

Efan!

As soon as I learned you were a Howard fan, I knew we'd get along famously.

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

My clitoris is very dainty!

Efan said:

Ace said:

Efan!

As soon as I learned you were a Howard fan, I knew we'd get along famously.

BABA BOOEY!!! BABA BOOEY!!! HOWARD STERN'S PENIS!!! BABA BOOEY!!!

My clitoris is very dainty!

Four inches is fine!

Well, there it is.

imago said:

Well, there it is.

Ace said:

Efan said:

My clitoris is very dainty!

Four inches is fine!

[Rae Stern voice] I'm parting the hairs.

Efan said:

Ace said:

Four inches is fine!

[Rae Stern voice] I'm parting the hairs.

I'm working at the supermarket.

Ace said:

Efan said:

[Rae Stern voice] I'm parting the hairs.

I'm working at the supermarket.

Ohh! Good.

Efan said:

Ace said:

I'm working at the supermarket.

Ohh! Good.

He uses Just for Men!

On his goatee!

Just for Men!

What a dumb jewgene!

He's old, short, mean and grumpy!

He looks like a douchebag with his painted goatee!

Ace said:

Efan said:

Ohh! Good.

He uses Just for Men!

On his goatee!

Just for Men!

What a dumb jewgene!

He's old, short, mean and grumpy!

He looks like a douchebag with his painted goatee!

Lisa Glassberg takes shits at work...

Efan said:

Ace said:

He uses Just for Men!

On his goatee!

Just for Men!

What a dumb jewgene!

He's old, short, mean and grumpy!

He looks like a douchebag with his painted goatee!

Lisa Glassberg takes shits at work...

Yay!

Efan said:

Ace said:

He uses Just for Men!

On his goatee!

Just for Men!

What a dumb jewgene!

He's old, short, mean and grumpy!

He looks like a douchebag with his painted goatee!

Lisa Glassberg takes shits at work...

Jesus christ, I misread that as my name. and

Lisa10 said:

Efan said:

Lisa Glassberg takes shits at work...

Jesus christ, I misread that as my name. and

Does this mean you are shitting at work? Or not?

Ace said:

Lisa10 said:

Jesus christ, I misread that as my name. and

Does this mean you are shitting at work? Or not?

I think I may have done.

Lisa10 said:

Ace said:

Does this mean you are shitting at work? Or not?

I think I may have done.

I don't know why Howard, et al., were so taken aback by this. I mean, we'd all rather have the home field advantage, but sometimes even the best laid plans are derailed.

Ace said:

Lisa10 said:

I think I may have done.

I don't know why Howard, et al., were so taken aback by this. I mean, we'd all rather have the home field advantage, but sometimes even the best laid plans are derailed.

You've lost me now.

I have no idea who Lisa Glassberg is. Or Howard. I'm guessing that's an American thing....

Oh hang on. Howerd Stern? I've heard of him. And an orger once mentioned Lisa G from the Howard Stern show. That's it right?

[Edited 8/15/11 13:17pm]

Lisa10 said:

Ace said:

I don't know why Howard, et al., were so taken aback by this. I mean, we'd all rather have the home field advantage, but sometimes even the best laid plans are derailed.

You've lost me now.

I have no idea who Lisa Glassberg is. Or Howard. I'm guessing that's an American thing....

Oh hang on. Howerd Stern? I've heard of him. And an orger once mentioned Lisa G from the Howard Stern show. That's it right?

[Edited 8/15/11 13:17pm]

[Crackhead Bob voice] That's it!

Lisa10 said:

an orger once mentioned Lisa G from the Howard Stern show. That's it right?

Yes! She's a Howard 100 News "reporter".