vainandy said:

1. A motherfucker with a disease.

2. A broke ass begging motherfucker.

3. An unclean or smelly dick.

4. A trimmed or shaved dick.

5. Trimmed or shaved balls.

6. A motherfucker that spoils it by talking.

7. A motherfucker that can't get it up.

8. A motherfucker that takes too long to come.

9. A motherfucker that keeps asking if he can fuck you when you've told his ass that you don't get fucked.

10. A motherfucker that wants to at least toss your salad since he can't fuck you. Leave my asshole alone.

OK. I thought I had something to contribute.... but this took the cake.

Everything in this thread just killed the mood for me.