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Thread started 08/09/11 6:58pm

imago

How many different ways is Fauxie Better than you?

I can think of a few.

1. He's far, far, far more sarcastic, and believe me--I aim to be.

2. He's totally perfected that posh British accent thing, and believe me, I've tried--but I'm still in the Madonna camp with that thing, just a bit behind Shanti.

3. He's up to snuff with both old musical acts and new acts, and despite hating the shit out of lady Gaga, has written more words ciritquing her music than he has thanking his own momma for having him!

4. He's funny as shit.

Some of yall know damned well Fauxie is better than you in some regards. It's ok to list them here!

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Reply #1 posted 08/09/11 7:00pm

Spinlight

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He's adorable.

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Reply #2 posted 08/09/11 7:01pm

imago

Unfortunately, I don't have time to bump this thing, so it's up to yall to keep the fires going.

I've got a coffee date with some nice Iranian girl---I'm having Iranian brownies (Whatever the hell those are), and some arabic coffee with a Thai brunch. lol

Fuaxie is better than you, also, because he is hot.

He was placed on this earth in his perfection to remind all of the ugly people about every aspect of themselves that is wrong and unsatisfying.

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Reply #3 posted 08/09/11 7:01pm

starkitty

he probably makes better coffee. that's a guess. and a stretch.
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Reply #4 posted 08/09/11 7:05pm

Machaela

hmmm

He's ... ahhhh

Younger than me that's for sure smile

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Reply #5 posted 08/09/11 7:12pm

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he is taller than me and mayb skinnier, but i still think i have a better butt nod

oh yes and he has femanine hands, way nicer than mine smile

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Reply #6 posted 08/09/11 7:12pm

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Machaela said:

hmmm

He's ... ahhhh

Younger than me that's for sure smile

yeahthat

And I suppose that he can make sweet love to a woman better than I'll probably ever care too.

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Reply #7 posted 08/09/11 7:13pm

Fauxie

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WTF falloff

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Reply #8 posted 08/09/11 7:14pm

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Who:evillol:

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Reply #9 posted 08/09/11 7:15pm

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imago said:

I can think of a few.

1. He's far, far, far more sarcastic, and believe me--I aim to be.

2. He's totally perfected that posh British accent thing, and believe me, I've tried--but I'm still in the Madonna camp with that thing, just a bit behind Shanti.

3. He's up to snuff with both old musical acts and new acts, and despite hating the shit out of lady Gaga, has written more words ciritquing her music than he has thanking his own momma for having him!

4. He's funny as shit.

Some of yall know damned well Fauxie is better than you in some regards. It's ok to list them here!

So untrue! I don't mind her. I'm not anything like the fanboy that you are, but I like some of her stuff and have a few of her tracks on our computer. I did devote a fair bit of time to critiquing BTW though, this is true. lol

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Reply #10 posted 08/09/11 7:15pm

JustErin

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He's not as fat....but my teeth, hair and probably everything else is better. Substantially better.

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Reply #11 posted 08/09/11 7:15pm

Fauxie

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starkitty said:

he probably makes better coffee. that's a guess. and a stretch.

Wrong!

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Reply #12 posted 08/09/11 7:16pm

Fauxie

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JustErin said:

He's not as fat....but my teeth, hair and probably everything else is better. Substantially better.

Can't argue with that. lol

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Reply #13 posted 08/09/11 7:17pm

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Spinlight said:

He's adorable.

I like this post. The others not so much.

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Reply #14 posted 08/09/11 7:18pm

imago

ok, I'm off.

Support this shit before it sinks, please: http://prince.org/msg/7/364662

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Reply #15 posted 08/09/11 7:21pm

Fauxie

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imago said:

ok, I'm off.

Support this shit before it sinks, please: http://prince.org/msg/7/364662

Finally, a thread I can really get behind. lol

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Reply #16 posted 08/09/11 7:23pm

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His avatar is cuter. lol

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Reply #17 posted 08/09/11 7:29pm

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yeah... he's decidedly funnier than I am...

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Reply #18 posted 08/09/11 7:29pm

LadyCasanova

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He handles unemployment better than I do?

[Edited 8/9/11 19:30pm]

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Reply #19 posted 08/09/11 7:31pm

Fauxie

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LadyCasanova said:

He handles unemployment better than I do?

[Edited 8/9/11 19:30pm]

lol

Who are you? whofarted

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Reply #20 posted 08/09/11 7:33pm

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RenHoek said:

yeah... he's decidedly funnier than I am...

That's debatable.

This thread is bunkum!

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Reply #21 posted 08/09/11 7:34pm

RenHoek

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Fauxie said:

RenHoek said:

yeah... he's decidedly funnier than I am...

That's debatable.

This thread is bunkum!

woot! for hope!!

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Reply #22 posted 08/09/11 7:48pm

Alej

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He makes better photoshops that I.

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Reply #23 posted 08/09/11 7:49pm

LadyCasanova

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Fauxie said:

LadyCasanova said:

He handles unemployment better than I do?

[Edited 8/9/11 19:30pm]

lol

Who are you? whofarted

Suck it.

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Reply #24 posted 08/09/11 8:32pm

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Alej said:

He makes better photoshops that I.

An important quality to have. lol

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Reply #25 posted 08/09/11 8:32pm

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Fauxie said:

Alej said:

He makes better photoshops that I.

An important quality to have. lol

especially when you live in Thailand...

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Reply #26 posted 08/09/11 8:37pm

Alej

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Fauxie said:

Alej said:

He makes better photoshops that I.

An important quality to have. lol

Totally. lol

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Reply #27 posted 08/09/11 8:41pm

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I've never seen him loose his cool. cool Cool, calm, collected is Fauxie.

I visit P&R too often to avoid that.

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Reply #28 posted 08/09/11 8:41pm

NDRU

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younger, thinner, grows a better beard, drier wit, Thai-er wife, bluer eyes, more ridiculous underwear photos, probably taller, better accent, more popular, better org name...this could go on

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Reply #29 posted 08/09/11 8:51pm

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RenHoek said:

Fauxie said:

An important quality to have. lol

especially when you live in Thailand...

hmmm


hmmm


hmmm


confuse

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