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Ask me nothing, tell me instead.. No time for your stupid questions about my penis and arse. Tell me the best thing you've ever done instead, something you're proud of. I saved a life of one old woman few months ago when no one else in that part of town even cared about her lying on the ground. You are pure, you are snow.
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Wonderful!
After 9 long years, I finally earned a Doctorate in Education. I made it through a broken engagement, major surgery, and having to take the Qualifying Exam twice. I worked full time and managed the rest of my life while moving forward. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Earlier this year a colleague of mine took me out for lunch and drinks, to show his appreciation. We got drunk quickly (Jim Beam, a bottle each).
At some point I really wanted to go home because I was feeling sick (no shit) but I needed to make sure my colleague would get back safe. So I told him, this is it, we’re finished and I’m making sure you’ll get to your hotel.
But he refused and did not want me to escort him to his hotel. He said he was fine and could find his way. So he tried to do a runner on me. I followed him to make sure he wouldn’t get lost. I saw him loose his balance and fall, he hit his head on cobble stones and started bleeding heavily.
I called the alarm number, had some guy signal to a police officer to come and help. I got a prostitute to give me her pillow to put under my colleagues head. She was very sweet, even allowed me to wash the blood of my hands in her little room (probably the first time she had a gay guy visit her)
I went with him to the hospital, helped the nurse while he examined him, stitched him up and prepped him for a CAT scan. It turned out he had a fractured skull. Once he was safe in his bed I finally went home. The only thing from that evening/night that I can’t remember is how I got home eventually. | |
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That is amazing. Kudos to you times a million! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Nah fuck off.... . How often do u tickle yr arse while having a wank...? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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MacDaddy said: Earlier this year a colleague of mine took me out for lunch and drinks, to show his appreciation. We got drunk quickly (Jim Beam, a bottle each).
At some point I really wanted to go home because I was feeling sick (no shit) but I needed to make sure my colleague would get back safe. So I told him, this is it, we’re finished and I’m making sure you’ll get to your hotel.
But he refused and did not want me to escort him to his hotel. He said he was fine and could find his way. So he tried to do a runner on me. I followed him to make sure he wouldn’t get lost. I saw him loose his balance and fall, he hit his head on cobble stones and started bleeding heavily.
I called the alarm number, had some guy signal to a police officer to come and help. I got a prostitute to give me her pillow to put under my colleagues head. She was very sweet, even allowed me to wash the blood of my hands in her little room (probably the first time she had a gay guy visit her)
I went with him to the hospital, helped the nurse while he examined him, stitched him up and prepped him for a CAT scan. It turned out he had a fractured skull. Once he was safe in his bed I finally went home. The only thing from that evening/night that I can’t remember is how I got home eventually. That's so sweet of you, Iwan! You are pure, you are snow.
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Nice save dude. Better yet, lucky for him you can hold your alcohol better, eh?
AND I guess the moral of the story is; if you're gonna get piss-ass drunk, make sure MacDaddy and a prostitute are nearby. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Was thinking that last sentiment exactly, as sure I am to be high I'll probably fuck over or get hit by a tram once or twice... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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The new smurf movie looks crap.....did u direct it?? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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That causes massive headaches
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The weed "come-down" or getting hit by a tram? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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davetherave6767 said: The new smurf movie looks crap.....did u direct it?? I hate Smurfs. You are pure, you are snow.
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Ur avatar is a smurf ur called papasmurf and u hate smurfs...... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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The latter | |
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Nobody would feel save walking around drunk on your own in Capetown and there aren't that many hookers around the corner to help out with a wounded drunk tourist, so I assume this all happened in Amsterdam?
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Yup! Red light district.
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I will not comment about tourists or expats in Amsterdam...........
I know I capable of refraining myself from that.
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A couple of special events this year:
1. I celebrated my 20th anniversary on my job this March. This is an accomplishment because I honestly didn't think I would last 20 minutes.....for real.
2. I turned 25 this year
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In my opinion the Dutch are usually worse. | |
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Yeah, especially the outoftowners. They are horrible.
And Dutch dress horrible! And they are so loud. They resemble the Americans in that.
And generally speaking very ill mannered.
I also don't notice from their behaviour that Dutch supposedly are well educated people.
Furthermore, Dutch are so arrogant about their culture.
Yeah, I sure do love the Dutch.
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It's typical Dutch to complain about your own country and culture. | |
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It's typical Dutch to complain.
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Yeah and Dutch also love to argue about it untill St. Juttemis, always maintaining they are right. | |
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Well, I'm not like that at all.
I never want to have the last word or never would maintain endlessly that I'm right. I'm not a very opiniated nor judgemental person anyway. And don't get into arguments with others. It's just not my style 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Neither am I. Not at all. In fact, I am so much the opposite that I really wonder how I've managed to function so far in Dutch society. Especially Dutch women! It's a miracle really... | |
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Really?
Good to know you are such a higly functioning lad, especially with the ladies. Sounds so good, I even might want to get to know you...........
So, be carefull when selling yourself so openly 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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What can I say.....I'm a freak of nature. .
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you know how we dutch are, always selling, selling, selling. | |
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