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Thread started 08/04/11 9:22pm

funkpill

A Man Walks Into A Pharmacy

And says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.
I’ve never had three girls at once, and I need something to make sure I stay horny and potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked "Viagra, Extra Strength" and says,
"Here, take one of these and you’ll go nuts for 12 hours!"
The man says, "Great, Give me three boxes."

The next day, the man returns to the same pharmacy.
He rushes back to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue, and the skin is rubbed off in places.
The guy says, "I think I need a package of Ben Gay." The pharmacist says, "BEN GAY??II
You’re not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"
The guy replies, "No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up."confused
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Reply #1 posted 08/04/11 9:25pm

RenHoek

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funkpill said:

And says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.
I’ve never had three girls at once, and I need something to make sure I stay horny and potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked "Viagra, Extra Strength" and says,
"Here, take one of these and you’ll go nuts for 12 hours!"
The man says, "Great, Give me three boxes."

The next day, the man returns to the same pharmacy.
He rushes back to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue, and the skin is rubbed off in places.
The guy says, "I think I need a package of Ben Gay." The pharmacist says, "BEN GAY??II
You’re not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"
The guy replies, "No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up."confused

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Reply #2 posted 08/04/11 9:28pm

UncleGrandpa

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nutso jerkoff

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Reply #3 posted 08/04/11 9:44pm

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There were these 2 residents at a nursing home. They'd seen each other around but hadn't spoken, just nodded and waved.

Eventually, passing each other in the lobby, their wheel chars got tangled up and while waitng for the lazy ass nursing home CNA's to come around for help, they stared a conversation.

Well this led to a nice friendshp which flowered into a close personal relationship. The would meet out on the Patio of the facility in their wheelchairs and talk for hours every day. Side by side, watching the sunset and observing the birds...but mostly, caring for and listening to each other.

One day while they were enjoying their post=breakfast patio visit, the gentleman asked the lady a question. He said she could say no if she wanted and he would completeky understand. She asked what he wanted. She loved him and wanted to make him happy. All he wanted was for her to just hold his penis for him while it was under the blanket, while out on the patio.

She thought it over and concluded that not much could happen, he's old...not much ill could come of it. She agreed. And so for a month, everyday, this was part of their routine...untill...

he wasn't there one morning. Fearing he had passed, she looked all over for him and couldn't find him...till she made it to the rear patio...she saw him, from a distance, sitting next to anoter womans wheelchar. She just shook her head and went to her room. Being 82, she was quite over the whole jealousy/reveng thing but did want an answer however.

She approached him the next day in the cafeteria and asked him, quite simply, "I saw U with the other woman yesterday and I only have one question. What does she have tha I don't have?"

As shameful and sheephis as one could be, he replied with his head hung low, "Parkinson's."

[Edited 8/4/11 21:54pm]

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Reply #4 posted 08/04/11 11:16pm

CHIC0

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funkpill said:

And says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.
I’ve never had three girls at once, and I need something to make sure I stay horny and potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked "Viagra, Extra Strength" and says,
"Here, take one of these and you’ll go nuts for 12 hours!"
The man says, "Great, Give me three boxes."

The next day, the man returns to the same pharmacy.
He rushes back to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man’s penis is black and blue, and the skin is rubbed off in places.
The guy says, "I think I need a package of Ben Gay." The pharmacist says, "BEN GAY??II
You’re not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"
The guy replies, "No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up."confused

eek lol

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Reply #5 posted 08/04/11 11:22pm

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lol love it happy friday funkpill hug

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
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Reply #6 posted 08/05/11 3:01am

FuzzyWitch

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falloff

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Reply #7 posted 08/05/11 3:11am

chocolate1

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@ funkpill: falloff hug

@ BobGeorge909: omg lol

Happy Friday, Guys! biggrin


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #8 posted 08/05/11 3:15am

dJJ

lol lol lol lol

Hope you all have a good weekend!

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #9 posted 08/05/11 5:23am

johnart

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giggle

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Reply #10 posted 08/05/11 5:47am

TD3

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biggrin lol lol lol

Boy! you need to quit it.

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Reply #11 posted 08/05/11 8:37am

PurpleJedi

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falloff

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #12 posted 08/05/11 10:31am

paintedlady

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lol :cough: lol

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Reply #13 posted 08/05/11 11:37am

Serious

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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #14 posted 08/05/11 11:40am

morningsong

That's so naughty.

lol

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Reply #15 posted 08/05/11 12:55pm

Nothinbutjoy

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falloff

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

hug martini

falloff BobGeorge909!

rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #16 posted 08/05/11 1:07pm

Timmy84

lol

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Reply #17 posted 08/06/11 7:01pm

dyvrdown

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eek lol

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