My son got his bike stolen almost two months ago.

Since that time we saw a kid in the neighborhood riding a bike that was painted with the exact same frame.

My son being 20, this kid is a VERY short 16 yr. old that looks 13.... I didn't want my son going to jail for beating him up.

So today I catch this kid trying to flirt with my 9 year old daughter in front of my apartment. I open my front door and ask my daughter if she is hungry...

She says yes and walks in the apartment... I turn to the boy and say,

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

In 5 minutes I had my son's bike back. He was scared.

Upon futher inspection... my son says... "Mom, that's not my bike"

OOPS!

What should I do?

What a story....if it wasnt ur sons bike why did he give 2 u???? ......What u said was right but im so confused......u talked a kid in2 giving u a bike that wasnt the stolen bike????O lord.......U must have made that lad poo in his pants......And 4 nothing....Lordy Lord....

No... the bike was stolen... its someone else's bike that was stolen. Not my son's bike that was stolen.

Its the same make .... but the signature gears are a bit different. The bike is a different bike.

The bike was spray painted and the decals were removed... so we thought it was ours... when I scraped the spray paint, the paint underneath was red.

The original color of my son's bike was blue and yellow.

The bike was painted silver and yellow... its a red bike under the paint.

So I scared the shit outta this kid. He admitted to stealing that bike, he claimed to steal it from a different area. So when I asked if his parents paperwork was in order is because I know his father is an illegal immigrant. So its a nasty threat.... he didn't want problems with his dad so he gave me the bike.

Its not my son's bike though... I don't know what to do now. It doesn't belong to us.

Surely u have 2 track down the kid and give the bike back....Problem is when he sees u comming he will run 2 the hills.......

Donate the bike to an out of area child that could use a bike ... (?)

I dunno

Best wishes with this

I know where the kid lives... finding him is no problem.

I don't want this little thief to get this bike... I don't think I'll find the actual owner of this bike, my son bought a new one... so he won't ride it. The bike is jacked up... awful cheap seat on it and it needs repairs on the brakes.

I just don't want a thief to enjoy a bike he stole. But its not our bike. I don't want it.

It was funny though, he was REALLY scared.

I feel conflicted.

I am angry he tried to hit on my 9 year old... I wanna beat his ass. Creep! I should press charges...

paintedlady said:

I know where the kid lives... finding him is no problem.

I don't want this little thief to get this bike... I don't think I'll find the actual owner of this bike, my son bought a new one... so he won't ride it. The bike is jacked up... awful cheap seat on it and it needs repairs on the brakes.

I just don't want a thief to enjoy a bike he stole. But its not our bike. I don't want it.

It was funny though, he was REALLY scared.

I feel conflicted.

I say keep it, use it as a spare or give it away free yeah! Its a moral victory Painted, dont undermine that!!

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In fact I think you should make a spandex suit like Tour De France athletes wear and be a stolen bike vigilante!!!

12 yr old theives!!

[Edited 8/3/11 17:07pm]

SexLovely said:

paintedlady said:

I know where the kid lives... finding him is no problem.

I don't want this little thief to get this bike... I don't think I'll find the actual owner of this bike, my son bought a new one... so he won't ride it. The bike is jacked up... awful cheap seat on it and it needs repairs on the brakes.

I just don't want a thief to enjoy a bike he stole. But its not our bike. I don't want it.

It was funny though, he was REALLY scared.

I feel conflicted.

I say keep it, use it as a spare or give it away free yeah! Its a moral victory Painted, dont undermine that!!

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In fact I think you should make a spandex suit like Tour De France athletes wear and be a stolen bike vigilante!!!

12 yr old theives!!

[Edited 8/3/11 17:07pm]

The kid is 16! He looks 12 .

Good idea Mach & SexyL... I will donate it. I hate that the police can't be bothered... but I do live in a high drug traffic area, they have bigger fish to fry.

There's a bike shop up the street... I may give it them to donate.

paintedlady said:

Good idea Mach & SexyL... I will donate it. I hate that the police can't be bothered... but I do live in a high drug traffic area, they have bigger fish to fry.

There's a bike shop up the street... I may give it them to donate.

U thought my spandex wearing nutjob of a Bike reclaiming hero was a good idea?!?!? Ok, but dont come crying to me when u get killed!! ....

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Why not compound the situation be being ironic......get on the bike, wait for the 12 year old theif (stop pretending hes 16 to make U feel better! ), and when he's about to steal his next pair of wheels, run him over on it and tell him thats what he gets for being a punk ass crap on society!

paintedlady said:

Good idea Mach & SexyL... I will donate it. I hate that the police can't be bothered... but I do live in a high drug traffic area, they have bigger fish to fry.

There's a bike shop up the street... I may give it them to donate.

Sounds good

SexLovely said:

paintedlady said:

Good idea Mach & SexyL... I will donate it. I hate that the police can't be bothered... but I do live in a high drug traffic area, they have bigger fish to fry.

There's a bike shop up the street... I may give it them to donate.

U thought my spandex wearing nutjob of a Bike reclaiming hero was a good idea?!?!? Ok, but dont come crying to me when u get killed!! ....

.

Why not compound the situation be being ironic......get on the bike, wait for the 12 year old theif (stop pretending hes 16 to make U feel better! ), and when he's about to steal his next pair of wheels, run him over on it and tell him thats what he gets for being a punk ass crap on society!

Why am I picturing the worse case of cameltoe EVER!!!

!!!!

Pepto pink catsuit Serena wore .... except I am fat... so I'll look like a pink pepto pill with camel toe... mad as hell cause I'm out of breath and sporting embarrassing sweat stains under my big tittays.... sexy!

And he was 16!

paintedlady said:

SexLovely said:

U thought my spandex wearing nutjob of a Bike reclaiming hero was a good idea?!?!? Ok, but dont come crying to me when u get killed!! ....

.

Why not compound the situation be being ironic......get on the bike, wait for the 12 year old theif (stop pretending hes 16 to make U feel better! ), and when he's about to steal his next pair of wheels, run him over on it and tell him thats what he gets for being a punk ass crap on society!

Why am I picturing the worse case of cameltoe EVER!!!

!!!!

Pepto pink catsuit Serena wore .... except I am fat... so I'll look like a pink pepto pill with camel toe... mad as hell cause I'm out of breath and sporting embarrassing sweat stains under my big tittays.... sexy!

And he was 16!

Do it!!!!! Then we should get Christopher Nolan to write and direct a superhero movie about you!! "Triple P" or something!!

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- ok its not a camel-toe, but with these emoticons its as close as I could get!

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Well if he was then you know it aint long before you "legally"

[Edited 8/3/11 17:44pm]

paintedlady said:

My son got his bike stolen almost two months ago.

Since that time we saw a kid in the neighborhood riding a bike that was painted with the exact same frame.

My son being 20, this kid is a VERY short 16 yr. old that looks 13.... I didn't want my son going to jail for beating him up.

So today I catch this kid trying to flirt with my 9 year old daughter in front of my apartment. I open my front door and ask my daughter if she is hungry...

She says yes and walks in the apartment... I turn to the boy and say,

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

In 5 minutes I had my son's bike back. He was scared.

Upon futher inspection... my son says... "Mom, that's not my bike"

OOPS!

What should I do?

Goods? you said goods?

ThrillUorKillU said:

paintedlady said:

My son got his bike stolen almost two months ago.

Since that time we saw a kid in the neighborhood riding a bike that was painted with the exact same frame.

My son being 20, this kid is a VERY short 16 yr. old that looks 13.... I didn't want my son going to jail for beating him up.

So today I catch this kid trying to flirt with my 9 year old daughter in front of my apartment. I open my front door and ask my daughter if she is hungry...

She says yes and walks in the apartment... I turn to the boy and say,

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

In 5 minutes I had my son's bike back. He was scared.

Upon futher inspection... my son says... "Mom, that's not my bike"

OOPS!

What should I do?

Goods? you said goods?

Yup. Yeah, so I'm old ... I might have said "stuff" but I think I said "goods"

SexLovely said:

paintedlady said:

Why am I picturing the worse case of cameltoe EVER!!!

!!!!

Pepto pink catsuit Serena wore .... except I am fat... so I'll look like a pink pepto pill with camel toe... mad as hell cause I'm out of breath and sporting embarrassing sweat stains under my big tittays.... sexy!

And he was 16!

Do it!!!!! Then we should get Christopher Nolan to write and direct a superhero movie about you!! "Triple P" or something!!

.

- ok its not a camel-toe, but with these emoticons its as close as I could get!

.

Well if he was then you know it aint long before you "legally"

[Edited 8/3/11 17:44pm]

I could never actually hit that kid.... unless he touched my daughter.

paintedlady said:

SexLovely said:

Do it!!!!! Then we should get Christopher Nolan to write and direct a superhero movie about you!! "Triple P" or something!!

.

- ok its not a camel-toe, but with these emoticons its as close as I could get!

.

Well if he was then you know it aint long before you "legally"

[Edited 8/3/11 17:44pm]

I could never actually hit that kid.... unless he touched my daughter.

And then Triple P Girl goes from simple bike-by assault into more of a bare-handed, live autopsy...

SexLovely said:

paintedlady said:

I could never actually hit that kid.... unless he touched my daughter.

And then Triple P Girl goes from simple bike-by assault into more of a bare-handed, live autopsy...

paintedlady said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Goods? you said goods?

Yup. Yeah, so I'm old ... I might have said "stuff" but I think I said "goods"

Oh, not to sound rude but I wouldnt help but give a chuckle if I were that kid and you said that.

ThrillUorKillU said:

paintedlady said:

Yup. Yeah, so I'm old ... I might have said "stuff" but I think I said "goods"

Oh, not to sound rude but I wouldnt help but give a chuckle if I were that kid and you said that.

Naw he was just like

when I mentioned my son was pissed and my son was 20 years old. I honestly think I sounded like the Charlie Brown adult after that...

paintedlady said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Oh, not to sound rude but I wouldnt help but give a chuckle if I were that kid and you said that.

Naw he was just like

when I mentioned my son was pissed and my son was 20 years old. I honestly think I sounded like the Charlie Brown adult after that...

he gave you that bike because of GUILT

donate it

and next time you see him hammer him for chatting up a 9 year old girl...... obviously he is not all there!!!!!

[Edited 8/3/11 21:04pm]

paintedlady said:

My son got his bike stolen almost two months ago.

Since that time we saw a kid in the neighborhood riding a bike that was painted with the exact same frame.

My son being 20, this kid is a VERY short 16 yr. old that looks 13.... I didn't want my son going to jail for beating him up.

So today I catch this kid trying to flirt with my 9 year old daughter in front of my apartment. I open my front door and ask my daughter if she is hungry...

She says yes and walks in the apartment... I turn to the boy and say,

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

In 5 minutes I had my son's bike back. He was scared.

Upon futher inspection... my son says... "Mom, that's not my bike"

OOPS!

What should I do?

As I was reading that, I was thinking the whole time, "How do you even know that's your kid's bike".

Give it back, apologize profusely, and hope no one shows up trying to beat you down.

paintedlady said:

My son got his bike stolen almost two months ago.

Since that time we saw a kid in the neighborhood riding a bike that was painted with the exact same frame.

My son being 20, this kid is a VERY short 16 yr. old that looks 13.... I didn't want my son going to jail for beating him up.

So today I catch this kid trying to flirt with my 9 year old daughter in front of my apartment. I open my front door and ask my daughter if she is hungry...

She says yes and walks in the apartment... I turn to the boy and say,

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

In 5 minutes I had my son's bike back. He was scared.

Upon futher inspection... my son says... "Mom, that's not my bike"

OOPS!

What should I do?

first i'd have a good long because, that shit is pure comedy. like life so often is. i'd take the bike back to the kid's home, rign the doorbell and run. i do not know. good luck

armpit said:

paintedlady said:

My son got his bike stolen almost two months ago.

Since that time we saw a kid in the neighborhood riding a bike that was painted with the exact same frame.

My son being 20, this kid is a VERY short 16 yr. old that looks 13.... I didn't want my son going to jail for beating him up.

So today I catch this kid trying to flirt with my 9 year old daughter in front of my apartment. I open my front door and ask my daughter if she is hungry...

She says yes and walks in the apartment... I turn to the boy and say,

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

In 5 minutes I had my son's bike back. He was scared.

Upon futher inspection... my son says... "Mom, that's not my bike"

OOPS!

What should I do?

As I was reading that, I was thinking the whole time, "How do you even know that's your kid's bike".

Give it back, apologize profusely, and hope no one shows up trying to beat you down.

If you knew me... you wouldn't worry about that at all.

I told the kid he was lucky he didn't get hurt... he saw me today, still scared.... poor thing. I told the police he is stealing bikes, gave them the adresses of his buddy Habib and his home. The two who steal bikes in our area.

My son's new bike he purchased arrived via fedex today.... so we will be donating the other bike that was stolen to the bike shop folks up the street. He'll refurbish it and give it to a kid you deserves it more.

Fuck that little thief. I still wanna beat his ass for trying to get my 9 year old daughter in a hallway. Creep. Still might pay a few kids to whoop his ass.

FuzzyWitch said:

he gave you that bike because of GUILT

donate it

and next time you see him hammer him for chatting up a 9 year old girl...... obviously he is not all there!!!!!

[Edited 8/3/11 21:04pm]

!!!

I am still angry he tried to get fresh with my baby.... she's like 9 and innocent. She won't go outside today, she's scared I think.

XxAxX said:

paintedlady said:

My son got his bike stolen almost two months ago.

Since that time we saw a kid in the neighborhood riding a bike that was painted with the exact same frame.

My son being 20, this kid is a VERY short 16 yr. old that looks 13.... I didn't want my son going to jail for beating him up.

So today I catch this kid trying to flirt with my 9 year old daughter in front of my apartment. I open my front door and ask my daughter if she is hungry...

She says yes and walks in the apartment... I turn to the boy and say,

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

In 5 minutes I had my son's bike back. He was scared.

Upon futher inspection... my son says... "Mom, that's not my bike"

OOPS!

What should I do?

first i'd have a good long because, that shit is pure comedy. like life so often is. i'd take the bike back to the kid's home, rign the doorbell and run. i do not know. good luck

Isn't it though?

There's a saying... "You gotta laugh to keep from crying because life is funny like that."

I think in this case, its a perfect saying. Kid did no good riding around in a stolen bike.

What shocks me is that if I ever brought a stolen anything in my house, my mom would beat my butt and make me return it... I just don't understand the parents of these two boys.

These boys will go south soon enough and end up in jail if there is no intervention. I wish Unis's parents spoke English.

paintedlady said:

"You know yopu stole my son's bike, he's 20... he wanted to beat your ass, but I don't want him going to jail, so instead we reported it to the police... does your family know you are keeping stolen goods? Do they have all their papers in order? I may need to report this to the management since you are stealing bikes... you're lucky we aren't thuggish people, we have been seeing you ride this bike for 5 weeks now. You do realize people get shot or stabbed in the hood for this sort f stuff right?"

When it's your kids...you do/say some mean shit sometimes.