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ORGERS!! Help me out! Who wrote that guideline about how not to act at Christmas Dinner? It had rules like no staying overnight, don't make off with my tupperware-was that Scandalous? If so, could she or whoever did that list make a similar one for how to act at a cookout? Let's just say the Uncle Teddy gene is kinda "strong" with my family. "Lack of home training crosses all boundaries." | |
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. Here's 1 thing I know....dont do what Borat did....go upstairs, take a shit and bring it down in a plastic bag without wiping "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Why U need this?
that would alter the mood beyond redemption.
SCNDLS | |
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Yep, that was her.
But from what you've posted, I'd love to have someone like your Uncle Teddy at a party. Somebody that talks big time shit like that livens the place up and makes it a lot of fun. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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But if you're talking about things "not to do" at a cookout, I can't stand for someone to come in, make them a "to go" plate, and leave. That just sends a message to the person throwing the cookout that they don't give a damn about their company, all they want is their free food. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy!!! Hi, Baby!! Well Uncle Teddy was always a good time, but well, he could be EXTRA. Give you an example. Uncle Teddy was at the barbershop. Forgot to feed the meter. Came out to find a cop giving him a ticket. And what did Uncle Teddy do? Unzipped and pissed on the leg of the cop. As he was zipping up, Uncle Teddy realized the cop had been one of his best friends in high school. Uncle Teddy and the cop ended up having a few beers at a local bar. "Lack of home training crosses all boundaries." | |
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Andy is a four letter word. | |
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I remember that.
That was some funny shit. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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if u mess with uncle teddy u r guaranteed a boring
let him do what he wants i say
[Edited 8/3/11 4:59am] Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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yep! "Lack of home training crosses all boundaries." | |
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