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Worst Porn Movie titles ever When I was a kid and videos were in, we used to have at our local fish and chip shop (Takeaway food in the British part of the world), and there were Pornos with hilarious names. What I loved were the funny ass names that were a play on real movies, like these ones I remember from the 90s (No prizes for guessing the movies they were ripped off)
Boomeranal Sperminator 3 Revenge of the cocks The Anal Family meet the Vaginas Edward Penis Hands Hairy Peter and the Prisoner of ASS KA BANG!!! Muffy the Vampire layer Shafts (Message to the Love bone) Emission Impossible Dick Tracer Dick Harder Loaded Weapon (Actually the weapon was a dick)
Then of course there are some others I founded from trawling on the net Saturday night Beaver Sex Trek : The Search for Sperm A Fistful of condoms Shaving Ryan's Privates The Whole nine inches Cock, suck and two loaded testes Cream Diamonds Inbanana love jones and the temple of cum (UGGGH!!!) Sex Trek
So can you all think of some more, because the creativeness is hilarious
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"Pussy-licking on the Couch"
...Actually I almost fell off my chair laughing at that one, though. "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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'My Mom Likes It Black' .. The title caught my eye when I walked past returned DVD's waiting to go back on the shelf at the video store | |
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...Am I the only one who actually thinks that's a good title?
Porno titles should be funny like that, after all, hell, it's porn, not something monumental or life-changing. "I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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i didnt realize ppl took notice of titles...i never do
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Mad Jack Beyond Thunderbone Malcolm XXX The XXX Files Flesh Gordon Miami Spice
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You don´t think that there´s some life changing porn out there?
" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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Dave does Justerin............................... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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A Clear And Present Stranger | |
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I forgot these:
Schindler's Lust Poke-A-Hot-Ass The Bare Bitch Project American Booty A Beautiful Muff Cumming To America Splendor In The Ass Star Whores
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I couldn't stop laughing the first time I heard the title SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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The one I always remember is Hannah Does Her Sisters. | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Nobody mentioned BIMBO - HOT BLOOD PART 1
I used to work at Warehouse Records where they rented out porn. We used to see all these hilarious titles. I remember the day that the whole Tracy Lords thing happened. We had to pull all of her movies of the shelf stat.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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...Hell no lol.
"I don't think you'd do well in captivity." - random person's comment to me the other day | |
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that one actually sounds like it might be a good flick! | |
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brilliant "what's that book where they're all behind the wardrobe?" | |
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The bare wench project. This one's for the rich, not all of 'em, just the greedy
The ones that don't know how to give | |
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Some of these crack me up.
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I saw it in a book I read about Disco, the movie starred John Holmes and showed him with a Black girl (Who had pink lipstick on) and a white girl with red lipstick. John Holmes was in a disco suit. Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name | |
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i think i've seen that one
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What?! That's AWESOME! | |
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Best Porn titles:
Zombiekitten's purr Zombiekitten: muffin eater F'n Efan JustErin: ram that Ass Fauxie: Bitchboy Kewlschool and his tool One night in KidaDynamite Mushanga Mushanga Punkmistress: just fuck it.
99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Mushanga Mushanga is a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Helsinki to somewhere else in Finland | |
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So you've seen it? 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind | |
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