just1lousydime said:

paintedlady said:

funky asscrack smells like beefaroni!!!

I learned this the hard way... went down on a guy and came up as soon as I caught a whiff of Chef-boy-arr-dee!! The blo-job that lasted in one second.

But seriously, me and my guy are a riot!

Me: "Hun I would like you to drop a nut in my mouth, so wash up good because I don't wanna smell any beefaroni, OK love?"

Him: "Wha- the- you....... I DON'T SMELL LIKE NO DAMN BEEFARONI!!! How you gonna.... shit! Then you need to wash your ass with bleach I don't wanna smell no damn old rotten fish!!!"

Me: "Ok hun, the washcloths are in the little basket on the shelf... here's your towel... oh and I got your favorite soap you like."

Him: :snatches towel all mad and gives me a peck on the lips:"OK"

He then takes a longer time but always comes out squeaky clean!

spell edits

[Edited 7/22/11 18:43pm]

Your posts never cease to amaze me.

You can be brutally honest with any man as long as you throw in a bit of freak on the side and tell him in a sweet tone. They get a bit mad at first but quickly realize its for their own benefit.

He's come a long way... my guy used to be a real prude when I first met him. Just a missionary man.

LadyCasanova said:

...better known as "rimming." Like it? do it? never had it? curious?...discuss.

I gots skillz!

Also like receiving.

paintedlady said:

Served my man up just yesterday... he was never into any kind of oral sex before he met me. Now he lets me do what ever, its funny to me since he was a bit of a prude before. It was nice, he liked it, he came pretty hard, I barely had enough time to grab his dick and swallow.

He keeps a clean ass, nice and fresh!

Can't do that to a guy who keeps and asscrack that smells like beefaroni.

davetherave6767 said:

Eye will do if the arse aint clean.....DaveTheRave will clean that arse up and make it shiney & new again...

LadyCasanova said:

I have a thing for men with a nice round ass, can't help it.

But the straight guys I've been involved with get all up tight the

minute I bring up their ass...or try to do more than just give it

a smack or squeeze. I dunno how to work ass play into their lives...I know

they would love it oh so much.

This guy I seduced (apparently never considered a guy before me-ended badly, but that's another story) I started licking his balls and working my tongue behind them. Worked my way back there and from there he let me. It was a brand new concept for him. He loved it though.

Timmy84 said:

I think anyone who does rimming needs to make sure the dude's ass is clean as a sink when they decide to go there. Same when they decide to fuck them anally (sp?).

yeah right.

One of the best experiences I had was my boyfriend and I had gone out and went back to his place horny as hell. We decided we'd shower together to save time. We stripped and had mad sex on the bathroom floor. Sweaty, musty - intoxicating and intense.

armpit said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i cant stop myself from coming either

Stuff like this is the equivalent of staring at a car wreck, for me - want to look away, but can't.

I'm just trying to understand it - what, people can't get off sufficiently on good old fashioned sex that they have to start licking each other's assholes? I don't even see how people get aroused or anything by that.

Not saying that people can't do what they want in the privacy of their own bedrooms, far from. I'm prettty much just sitting here doing the blank stare like, "Wtf?".

If I enjoy eating it- I'm grabbing a condom.

I have nothing against it, I would do that to the right person (clean) and i have to know that person well...

In France we call "rimming" "visiting Charlie" or "visiting the Chocolate factory" (pretty visual, uh? )

BklynBabe said:

How do people not know how to warsh their ass?? And pick the toilet lint out....

answer.the.question.

SUPRMAN said:

LadyCasanova said:

I have a thing for men with a nice round ass, can't help it.

But the straight guys I've been involved with get all up tight the

minute I bring up their ass...or try to do more than just give it

a smack or squeeze. I dunno how to work ass play into their lives...I know

they would love it oh so much.

This guy I seduced (apparently never considered a guy before me-ended badly, but that's another story) I started licking his balls and working my tongue behind them. Worked my way back there and from there he let me. It was a brand new concept for him. He loved it though.

I was wondering when you were going to show up! This convo wouldn't be

the same without you

I would use a hug emoticon but in honor of the subject at hand...

[Edited 7/24/11 0:51am]

FrenchGuy said:

I have nothing against it, I would do that to the right person (clean) and i have to know that person well...

In France we call "rimming" "visiting Charlie" or "visiting the Chocolate factory" (pretty visual, uh? )

Thats interesting. I've heard it called "eating chocolate donuts."

I wonder what else it's called...

JoeTyler said:

LadyCasanova said:

As hard as it was...you've sold me on that plan

I have a number of G-string things...but I'm of the belief that my assets

aren't for public consumption, even if they are just staring.

Now between you and I...I have quite a few fun things for you to take off of me...

dJJ said:

JoeTyler said:

what? what is this? jealous? lol.

we have an open relationship hon... we can always find time for each otha

[Edited 7/24/11 15:19pm]

BklynBabe said:

How do people not know how to warsh their ass?? And pick the toilet lint out....

So many times ive gone down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of Andrex....Gross

RenHoek said:

BklynBabe said:

How do people not know how to warsh their ass?? And pick the toilet lint out....

answer.the.question.

dJJ said:

JoeTyler said:

I'm sure there is enough of him to go around

If you want the front side, I'll take the backside

[Edited 7/24/11 18:25pm]

LadyCasanova said:

SUPRMAN said:

This guy I seduced (apparently never considered a guy before me-ended badly, but that's another story) I started licking his balls and working my tongue behind them. Worked my way back there and from there he let me. It was a brand new concept for him. He loved it though.

I was wondering when you were going to show up! This convo wouldn't be

the same without you

I would use a hug emoticon but in honor of the subject at hand...

[Edited 7/24/11 0:51am]

Oh my!

maybe tmi? (I know what vainandy says- "never tmi.")

LadyCasanova said:

dJJ said:

I'm sure there is enough of him to go around

If you want the front side, I'll take the backside

[Edited 7/24/11 18:25pm]

After we are done with him, and VainAndy has his go, I doubt JoeTyler will even be able to wear soft, silky ladypants for a while

JoeTyler said:

LadyCasanova said:

I have a thing for men with a nice round ass, can't help it.

But the straight guys I've been involved with get all up tight the

minute I bring up their ass...or try to do more than just give it

a smack or squeeze. I dunno how to work ass play into their lives...I know

they would love it oh so much.

My ass is yours if you want some practice. It's clean, hairless, muscular, taned AND round

Go ahead, don't be shy

You need to go on my Show Me Your Booty thread.......only sayin'.