LadyCasanova said:

I have a thing for men with a nice round ass, can't help it.

You rang?

formallypickles said:

^^ i cant see how people are brave enough to take it in the ass.

With my clotted up bowels there will shit all over the place.

Even if a little air creeps up there its shitty farty season in my pants.

Whoa whoa... hold up now...

I can take a rimjob with a finger or tongue but total anal sex?

Tried it, and honestly it is NOT my thing. sorry... that's what my is for, I give major props to those who do allow dicks in their assholes... man/woman they have more gumption that me.

LadyCasanova said:

JoeTyler said:

My ass is yours if you want some practice. It's clean, hairless, muscular, taned AND round

Go ahead, don't be shy

Where are you located?

I'm having a hard day, might as well make it harder

Hell...if the rest of you matches your ass I'll make you dinner (damn good cook)

and give you a back massage after (trained in massage).

hell, if the ass is muscular, the rest of the body surely is!

sex + massage + dinner, sounds like a good plan

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bboy87 said:

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!!!! man man man where do you get them?

bboy87 said:

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I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU BRO!!!

okay, me i always have to make sure i know what a word means. so i will always seek a source of information on the subject.

dictionary definitions i found:

annilingus

1. oral stimulation of the anus

2. sexual stimulation involving oral contact with the anus

3. erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus

now knowing me i'm no prude, but i just don't feel i could do this. i'm all thinking i'd probly puke. then my sweet lover would end up gagging on his way to the bathroom with my hot smelly barf dripping down his backside and in between his legs.

i'll go pretty far to please my phreak man, but he's going to have to wait a few more freek seasons for freaky freeda to do any mouth to excre-hole contact.

color me "not ready."

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Oh hell yes! I LOVE eating a guy's ass out! But, I have to be like totally into the guy and very attracted to him. Problem is, I havent done it that often. The average guy does not know how to wash his ass. I have to tell them how to prepare do it and sometimes they still don't get it right. I know some doe-doe who always wants me to play with his ass but he never cleans it so I don't go anywhere near it.

Guys, if you want your ass licked, wipe it clean, get in the shower, stick a bar of soap between your cheeks, suds it up really good, turn around and make sure the water hits in between your cheeks and make sure all of the soap is gone. I once attempted to eat a guy's ass but it was full of soap!

kitbradley said:

Oh hell yes! I LOVE eating a guy's ass out! But, I have to be like totally into the guy and very attracted to him. Problem is, I havent done it that often. The average guy does not know how to wash his ass. I have to tell them how to prepare do it and sometimes they still don't get it right. I know some doe-doe who always wants me to play with his ass but he never cleans it so I don't go anywhere near it.

Guys, if you want your ass licked, wipe it clean, get in the shower, stick a bar of soap between your cheeks, suds it up really good, turn around and make sure the water hits in between your cheeks and make sure all of the soap is gone. I once attempted to eat a guy's ass but it was full of soap!

BEEFARONI and SUDS???

paintedlady said:

kitbradley said:

Oh hell yes! I LOVE eating a guy's ass out! But, I have to be like totally into the guy and very attracted to him. Problem is, I havent done it that often. The average guy does not know how to wash his ass. I have to tell them how to prepare do it and sometimes they still don't get it right. I know some doe-doe who always wants me to play with his ass but he never cleans it so I don't go anywhere near it.

Guys, if you want your ass licked, wipe it clean, get in the shower, stick a bar of soap between your cheeks, suds it up really good, turn around and make sure the water hits in between your cheeks and make sure all of the soap is gone. I once attempted to eat a guy's ass but it was full of soap!

BEEFARONI and SUDS???

STOP SAYING BEEFARONI!!!

I cant even stick my tounge in his ear, let alone in or on his butthole... He's clean as they come but i just cant get past what it does... Now, if I had a dick I would have no prob sticking in there But my tounge... No...

I wish I could get past it cuz im sure he'd love it...

Never had it done and I dont want it done. Honestly I dont like when females play with my ass. So no finger and definately no tongue. Ill happily do it to them though.

FuzzyWitch said:

armpit said:

This thread has me sitting here like, "Ewww wtf?"

But I can't seem to stop myself from coming in here repeatedly.

i cant stop myself from coming either

Stuff like this is the equivalent of staring at a car wreck, for me - want to look away, but can't.

I'm just trying to understand it - what, people can't get off sufficiently on good old fashioned sex that they have to start licking each other's assholes? I don't even see how people get aroused or anything by that.

Not saying that people can't do what they want in the privacy of their own bedrooms, far from. I'm prettty much just sitting here doing the blank stare like, "Wtf?".

tinaz said:

paintedlady said:

BEEFARONI and SUDS???

STOP SAYING BEEFARONI!!!

funky asscrack smells like beefaroni!!!

I learned this the hard way... went down on a guy and came up as soon as I caught a whiff of Chef-boy-arr-dee!! The blo-job that lasted in one second.

But seriously, me and my guy are a riot!

Me: "Hun I would like you to drop a nut in my mouth, so wash up good because I don't wanna smell any beefaroni, OK love?"

Him: "Wha- the- you....... I DON'T SMELL LIKE NO DAMN BEEFARONI!!! How you gonna.... shit! Then you need to wash your ass with bleach I don't wanna smell no damn old rotten fish!!!"

Me: "Ok hun, the washcloths are in the little basket on the shelf... here's your towel... oh and I got your favorite soap you like."

Him: :snatches towel all mad and gives me a peck on the lips:"OK"

He then takes a longer time but always comes out squeaky clean!

spell edits

[Edited 7/22/11 18:43pm]

NMuzakNSoul said:

bboy87 said:

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I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU BRO!!!

I'm dyin'....

listen to this. no one said this better than the late great Red Foxx

from the album "You Gotta Wash Your Ass."

http://www.youtube.com/wa...vLdhNCSqNo

get on down anilinctionist.

armpit said:

I'm just trying to understand it - what, people can't get off sufficiently on good old fashioned sex that they have to start licking each other's assholes? I don't even see how people get aroused or anything by that.

I've often thought the same thing about people who lick pussy.

JoeTyler said:

LadyCasanova said:

Where are you located?

I'm having a hard day, might as well make it harder

Hell...if the rest of you matches your ass I'll make you dinner (damn good cook)

and give you a back massage after (trained in massage).

hell, if the ass is muscular, the rest of the body surely is!

sex + massage + dinner, sounds like a good plan

[Edited 7/22/11 15:59pm]

What do you need to make it a GREAT plan?

If it's clean I get's obscene... NOMNOMNOM!!!

Adisa said:

LadyCasanova said:

I have a thing for men with a nice round ass, can't help it.

You rang?

Yes I did, care to prove it?

LadyCasanova said:

davetherave6767 said:

Eye will do if the arse aint clean.....DaveTheRave will clean that arse up and make it shiney & new again...

Dave...what are you NOT down for? lol I'm glad you'r keeping all the asses of the world clean.

Life is 2 short LadyCasanova so DaveTheRave is up 4 anything..........

LadyCasanova said:

JoeTyler said:

hell, if the ass is muscular, the rest of the body surely is!

sex + massage + dinner, sounds like a good plan

[Edited 7/22/11 15:59pm]

What do you need to make it a GREAT plan?

let me spend the whole night with ya, and then we'll make the breakfast together the following day , and then we could go to the beach or something... do ya have G-string bikini?

[Edited 7/23/11 5:20am]

davetherave6767 said:

LadyCasanova said:

Dave...what are you NOT down for? lol I'm glad you'r keeping all the asses of the world clean.

Life is 2 short LadyCasanova so DaveTheRave is up 4 anything..........

Anything you haven't done that you seriously want to try?

[Edited 7/23/11 8:56am]

JoeTyler said:

LadyCasanova said:

What do you need to make it a GREAT plan?

let me spend the whole night with ya, and then we'll make the breakfast together the following day , and then we could go to the beach or something... do ya have G-string bikini?

[Edited 7/23/11 5:20am]

As hard as it was...you've sold me on that plan

I have a number of G-string things...but I'm of the belief that my assets

aren't for public consumption, even if they are just staring.

Now between you and I...I have quite a few fun things for you to take off of me...

LadyCasanova said:

JoeTyler said:

let me spend the whole night with ya, and then we'll make the breakfast together the following day , and then we could go to the beach or something... do ya have G-string bikini?

[Edited 7/23/11 5:20am]

As hard as it was...you've sold me on that plan

I have a number of G-string things...but I'm of the belief that my assets

aren't for public consumption, even if they are just staring.

Now between you and I...I have quite a few fun things for you to take off of me...

RepoMan said:

You people are disgusting.

Thank you!

LadyCasanova said:

davetherave6767 said:

Life is 2 short LadyCasanova so DaveTheRave is up 4 anything..........

Anything you haven't done that you seriously want to try?

[Edited 7/23/11 8:56am]

Never slept with 2 women that would b cool.....2 women down there fighting over my meat!!!!!In 1 mouth then in the other mouth wow!!!!!!One girl sat on my face while the other 1 rides me my god watch it many times and thought that must b so nice!!!!! .....2 pairs of boobs 2 pussys 2 women 2 play with....bloody hell got 2 go......

paintedlady said:

tinaz said:

STOP SAYING BEEFARONI!!!

funky asscrack smells like beefaroni!!!

I learned this the hard way... went down on a guy and came up as soon as I caught a whiff of Chef-boy-arr-dee!! The blo-job that lasted in one second.

But seriously, me and my guy are a riot!

Me: "Hun I would like you to drop a nut in my mouth, so wash up good because I don't wanna smell any beefaroni, OK love?"

Him: "Wha- the- you....... I DON'T SMELL LIKE NO DAMN BEEFARONI!!! How you gonna.... shit! Then you need to wash your ass with bleach I don't wanna smell no damn old rotten fish!!!"

Me: "Ok hun, the washcloths are in the little basket on the shelf... here's your towel... oh and I got your favorite soap you like."

Him: :snatches towel all mad and gives me a peck on the lips:"OK"

He then takes a longer time but always comes out squeaky clean!

spell edits

[Edited 7/22/11 18:43pm]

Your posts never cease to amaze me.

JustErin said:

No thanks. And you can ram me there...not rim me.