I was drinking with my brother last night like we do almost every Friday night, when my best friend, Shannon, calls and says he's coming over but wanted to know if it was alright to bring a few friends of his over. He warned me that they were flaming and I told him I didn't care and to bring them along.

I waited for about 30 minutes and still no Shannon. I gave him a call and asked if he was still coming and what the hell was taking him so long to get here. He said his friends were still getting ready because they were going out to a club when they left my place.

When I heard a knock at my door and opened it, I was not expecting to see this. There were three people with him and they were flaming alright. Two of them were in full drag. One bitch looked like she had tarantula spiders on her eyes, her eye lashes were so long. She looked like the reality star, New York. The other one had on a black vinyl mini skirt, fish net stockings, and the highest heels I've ever seen in my life. That bitch looked like one of the Mary Jane Girls. She was already tall, but with those heels on, the bitch had to duck when she walked through the door.

My brother has never been around anything like that before so I bet he didn't know what the hell to think. He looked nervous as hell. He went upstairs for a minute and I asked him after they left what he was doing up there and he said he was hiding his wallet in my bedroom, to which I told him that was a rediculous thing for him to do.

We drank and talked shit for a while and then they left. All I could think of as they were walking through the apartment parking lot to their car was, as Thelma Harper would say....."Well, good Lord, I bet the neighbors are just luuuuuuuvin' this!".

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vainandy said:

I was drinking with my brother last night like we do almost every Friday night, when my best friend, Shannon, calls and says he's coming over but wanted to know if it was alright to bring a few friends of his over. He warned me that they were flaming and I told him I didn't care and to bring them along.

I waited for about 30 minutes and still no Shannon. I gave him a call and asked if he was still coming and what the hell was taking him so long to get here. He said his friends were still getting ready because they were going out to a club when they left my place.

When I heard a knock at my door and opened it, I was not expecting to see this. There were three people with him and they were flaming alright. Two of them were in full drag. One bitch looked like she had tarantula spiders on her eyes, her eye lashes were so long. She looked like the reality star, New York. The other one had on a black vinyl mini skirt, fish net stockings, and the highest heels I've ever seen in my life. That bitch looked like one of the Mary Jane Girls. She was already tall, but with those heels on, the bitch had to duck when she walked through the door.

My brother has never been around anything like that before so I bet he didn't know what the hell to think. He looked nervous as hell. He went upstairs for a minute and I asked him after they left what he was doing up there and he said he was hiding his wallet in my bedroom, to which I told him that was a rediculous thing for him to do.

We drank and talked shit for a while and then they left. All I could think of as they were walking through the apartment parking lot to their car was, as Thelma Harper would say....."Well, good Lord, I bet the neighbors are just luuuuuuuvin' this!".

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that's funny! I should have some drag Queen's come over to my house to upset my neighbor, Ned Flanders! haha- he and his wife would be talking about that for DAYS!

vainandy said:

I was drinking with my brother last night like we do almost every Friday night, when my best friend, Shannon, calls and says he's coming over but wanted to know if it was alright to bring a few friends of his over. He warned me that they were flaming and I told him I didn't care and to bring them along.

I waited for about 30 minutes and still no Shannon. I gave him a call and asked if he was still coming and what the hell was taking him so long to get here. He said his friends were still getting ready because they were going out to a club when they left my place.

When I heard a knock at my door and opened it, I was not expecting to see this. There were three people with him and they were flaming alright. Two of them were in full drag. One bitch looked like she had tarantula spiders on her eyes, her eye lashes were so long. She looked like the reality star, New York. The other one had on a black vinyl mini skirt, fish net stockings, and the highest heels I've ever seen in my life. That bitch looked like one of the Mary Jane Girls. She was already tall, but with those heels on, the bitch had to duck when she walked through the door.

My brother has never been around anything like that before so I bet he didn't know what the hell to think. He looked nervous as hell. He went upstairs for a minute and I asked him after they left what he was doing up there and he said he was hiding his wallet in my bedroom, to which I told him that was a rediculous thing for him to do.

We drank and talked shit for a while and then they left. All I could think of as they were walking through the apartment parking lot to their car was, as Thelma Harper would say....."Well, good Lord, I bet the neighbors are just luuuuuuuvin' this!".

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[Edited 7/9/11 10:59am]

Okay, that....THAT sounds like the coolest bunch of people ever.

No pictures of the fabulosity?!

I wish Drag Queens would visit me. All we have over here are hookers in Kool-Aid wigs.

Awesome.

vainandy said:

I was drinking with my brother last night like we do almost every Friday night,

OK

We drank and talked shit for a while and then they left.

So what HAPPENED?

I mean.. Really.. :

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I never knew that Shannon could also be a man´s name.

PenelopePaige said:

that's funny! I should have some drag Queen's come over to my house to upset my neighbor, Ned Flanders! haha- he and his wife would be talking about that for DAYS!

It's always fun to give nosey neighbors something to talk about.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Okay, that....THAT sounds like the coolest bunch of people ever.

No pictures of the fabulosity?!

I wish Drag Queens would visit me. All we have over here are hookers in Kool-Aid wigs.

Hey, gay men, drag queens, hookers....they're all the same......whores honey!

KoolEaze said:

I never knew that Shannon could also be a man´s name.

Yep. And he looks very similar to the wrestler called "The Rock".

vainandy said:

KoolEaze said:

I never knew that Shannon could also be a man´s name.

Yep. And he looks very similar to the wrestler called "The Rock".

The Rock is hot

vainandy said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

Okay, that....THAT sounds like the coolest bunch of people ever.

No pictures of the fabulosity?!

I wish Drag Queens would visit me. All we have over here are hookers in Kool-Aid wigs.

Hey, gay men, drag queens, hookers....they're all the same......whores honey!

Why in the world did I read that with a drink in hand?!

Oh Lordy Lordy....

You're a good host.

I remember your friend Shannon from your blog, and how he looked like The Rock. And yes, Shannon is a man's name too. I have a buddy named Shannon also.

But now, was your brother hiding his wallet because your friends were drag queens, or was there another reason he had (...in HIS mind) to be so fearful? Also, is your brother older or younger? Just curious (although I'm sure you probably see where I'm going, lol).

u need to get your bro to explain about the wallet thingy

i'm a nosey orger - and i want to know!!!!!

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