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Spanish Priest Takes Extreme Action to Prove He Isn't Gay
Tue, Jul. 19, 2011 Posted: 12:07 PM EDT
A Spanish priest, separated from his Catholic parish after questionable pictures surfaced of him, is offering to go to extreme lengths to prove he is not a homosexual in order to salvage his position within the church.

Andreas Garcia Torres, 46, was a priest in a city fifteen miles south of Madrid called Fuenlabrada. In an extravagant attempt to prove that he is not gay, Torres, according to the Huffington Post, has said, “I have told them (the diocese) to measure my anus to see if it is dilated.”

The photo in question is of Torres with a 28-year-old Cuban seminary student. Both men are seen shirtless with Torres’ arm around the student.

Torres has an explanation for the picture: “I have a normal friendship with this boy. There is nothing. This was the only day I’ve been with him. And we took a photo of ourselves with no shirts, and that is what started all this.”

The diocese has gone to extreme lengths in its investigations and has demanded that Torres be tested for HIV and that he undergo psychiatric treatment.

Same-sex marriage became legal in Spain on July 3, 2005; making it the third country in the world to do so. The Catholic Church was adamantly opposed to the ratification of this law, and at that time demonstrations for and against same-sex marriage drew thousands of Spaniards from all over the country.

According to andalucia.com it is estimated that up to 10 percent of Spanish people are in same-sex relationships, which if true would equate to 4 million gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered people in Spain.

The Spanish Catholic Church remains strongly resistant to the influence of homosexuality in society, and Torres feels that he is being treated unfairly.

“What Rome decides, then that is what I’ll accept,” Torres said of his planned appeal to authorities in Rome. Torres has received 3,000 signatures in a petition to support him, according to Spain’s El Pais.

Emma Koonse
Christian Post Contributor

I don't even know where to begin with this one.

Why do so many men torture themselves in this way? Clearly, the lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Measure his asshole?!?

i want to say something about the ass hole still being small cause they only sucked penises... but that would be rude... so i wont post it... it's not a nice thing to post!!!

Can't a Priest hangout exclusively with other males, while completely avoiding sex with any females, without suspicion of being gay? Seriously though, at what point does the Vatican just admit they're full of shit?

PDogz said:

Can't a Priest hangout exclusively with other males, while completely avoiding sex with any females, without suspicion of being gay? Seriously though, at what point does the Vatican just admit they're full of shit?

lol, never. A war should be waged on that fucking terrorist organization.

PDogz said:

Can't a Priest hangout exclusively with other males, while completely avoiding sex with any females, without suspicion of being gay? Seriously though, at what point does the Vatican just admit they're full of shit?

There's a joke in there somewhere....

bboy87 said:

PDogz said:

Can't a Priest hangout exclusively with other males, while completely avoiding sex with any females, without suspicion of being gay? Seriously though, at what point does the Vatican just admit they're full of shit?

There's a joke in there somewhere....

bboy87 said:

Andreas Garcia Torres, 46, was a priest in a city fifteen miles south of Madrid called Fuenlabrada. In an extravagant attempt to prove that he is not gay, Torres, according to the Huffington Post, has said, “I have told them (the diocese) to measure my anus to see if it is dilated.”

That means nothing. My ass has never been penetrated and never will be and I'm gay as hell. He could be strictly oral like I am, or he could be the one doing the fucking. Just because your ass has never been fucked, doesn't mean you're straight.

What an

FuzzyWitch said:

i want to say something about the ass hole still being small cause they only sucked penises... but that would be rude... so i wont post it... it's not a nice thing to post!!!

It's true though. Not every gay man gets fucked.

vainandy said:

bboy87 said:

Andreas Garcia Torres, 46, was a priest in a city fifteen miles south of Madrid called Fuenlabrada. In an extravagant attempt to prove that he is not gay, Torres, according to the Huffington Post, has said, “I have told them (the diocese) to measure my anus to see if it is dilated.”

That means nothing. My ass has never been penetrated and never will be and I'm gay as hell. He could be strictly oral like I am, or he could be the one doing the fucking. Just because your ass has never been fucked, doesn't mean you're straight.

Then, to complicate matters even further; if they are to be believed, some straight men claim to love when a woman reams them while wearing a strap-on dildo, which I guess technically still falls under the realm of heterosexuality. As if gay men are the only ones inclined to experiment with foreign bodies in their anus/rectum.

There are so many shades of gray between the two extremes of sexuality. I'll be happy when our society gets over who is sleeping, or who is doing what, with who (...in regards to consenting adults).

As for the Vatican: They know they're losing support and becoming more irrelevant in modern culture as each day goes by.

PDogz said:

As for the Vatican: They know they're losing support and becoming more irrelevant in modern culture as each day goes by.

I wish this was true. Though it is losing members here in the US, not by much though, globally it is still a monster power.

I say give it the same treatment I want to give the US....burn it all.

JerseyKRS said:

PDogz said:

As for the Vatican: They know they're losing support and becoming more irrelevant in modern culture as each day goes by.

I wish this was true. Though it is losing members here in the US, not by much though, globally it is still a monster power.

Agreed. Globally, there are still a lot of sheep (...human-beings willing to buy into just about anything).

PDogz said:

JerseyKRS said:

I wish this was true. Though it is losing members here in the US, not by much though, globally it is still a monster power.

Agreed. Globally, there are still a lot of sheep (...human-beings willing to buy into just about anything).

that's what they count on, just like any controlling state.

JerseyKRS said:

PDogz said:

Agreed. Globally, there are still a lot of sheep (...human-beings willing to buy into just about anything).

that's what they count on, just like any controlling state.

it's all those paedophile catholic priests! they're the ones they gotta worry about, not the homos!!

i got a new catch phrase!

if you do not believe me then you can measure my anus!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

i got a new catch phrase!

if you do not believe me then you can measure my anus!

that just made me fart!!

DoffieParker said:

it's all those paedophile catholic priests! they're the ones they gotta worry about, not the homos!!

really... can we pump your stomach or test your wang for blood and other evidence

DoffieParker said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

i got a new catch phrase!

if you do not believe me then you can measure my anus!

that just made me fart!!

hummm maybe we need to measure your anus?

I'm going to measure mine right now! What are the parameters for homosexuality?

OnlyNDaUsa said:

DoffieParker said:

that just made me fart!!

hummm maybe we need to measure your anus?

oi now!.. nothing loose about my backdoor!! all nice & tight in that department ty very much!

Measuring a priest's anus for dilation sounds like the opening scene to a porn flick.

What fuckery is this? So measuring his ass hole is supposed to prove something? Prove what? I tell you what it proves:

1) he's a top and not a bottom

2) if he were a bottom he refrained from anal sex and waited a sufficient amount of time for said hole to close up (assuming they do close up in between dick rides)

3) that he is just as much a dumb ass as his accusers for resulting to such extreme action to prove he is a non-homosexual

4) that he let slide an opportunity to sue the Catholic Church for harassment (yes they are harrassing him by making such accusations and demanding he get an HIV test and undergo psychiatric treatment)

AND lastly...

5) The Spanish Catholic Church don't play... wow that's bold. Inappropriate and mean-spirited but still bold as fuck.

Um...why doesn't the young fella in the pic come out and say nothing happened between him and the non-gay gay priest? That should be evidence enough to support Andreas' defense.

How do you measure an asshole? Clamps?

As a professional bottom, I ALWAYS have to work it in. In 21 years of bottoming I have yet to have my crap fall out my ass because I'm dialated down there

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

As a professional bottom, I ALWAYS have to work it in. In 21 years of bottoming I have yet to have my crap fall out my ass because I'm dialated down there

Let it be known that Supa keeps his ass tight!

vinegar?

HotGritz said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

As a professional bottom, I ALWAYS have to work it in. In 21 years of bottoming I have yet to have my crap fall out my ass because I'm dialated down there

Let it be known that Supa keeps his ass tight!

vinegar?

No clamps